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Panel 1

No...nooo...
Of all the things i genuinely hoped not to see in these comics (and believe me, my expectations are constantly low), Robin being spanked was at the top of my "God, please don't" list.
So, i reiterate, GOD, PLEASE DON'T!

Panel 2

Someone is controlling Batman to kill Green Lantern?
Well i don't care about that.
This position, though.
It speaks for itself.
You don't fool me, Batman, you gay ass bastard with your outer underwear, surrounding yourself with male company everywhere you go, loving theater, and numerous other homo antics.
Nothing wrong with it, but quit denying yourself.

Panel 3

Robin's lack of usefulness in these comics has brought me to see that...perhaps he isn't cut out for this line of work.
For one thing, his "father" won't encourage him to wear pants but what the fuck do i know, look at all the other creepy shit they do.
On that note, i think half of what happens to Robin wouldn't bother me so much if he did wear pants.
But...yeah, i think the kid needs to stay home.

Panel 4

AND HERE'S PANEL 4, TRIUMPHANTLY MAKING MY POINT!
As if being at a circus shortly after the traumatic events of losing his parents isn't bad enough, he is now tightrope walking with Batman on one shoulder and Superman on the other.
...In retrospect, perhaps this signifies that Robin is the glue that keeps these two adults from...being...apart?
Nah, that ain't it.
WOULD THESE LAZY ASSHOLES PLEASE GET OFF OF HIM?!
I FEEL NOTHING BUT ETERNAL PITY FOR THIS SON OF A DEAD BITCH!

That's all for now!
See ya in the next few comics!

---DO NOT STEAL MY CONCEPTS, ART OR IDEAS!!! I DO NOT OWN DC OR THESE IMAGES!!!---

Description
Panel 1

No...nooo...
Of all the things i genuinely hoped not to see in these comics (and believe me, my expectations are constantly low), Robin being spanked was at the top of my "God, please don't" list.
So, i reiterate, GOD, PLEASE DON'T!

Panel 2

Someone is controlling Batman to kill Green Lantern?
Well i don't care about that.
This position, though.
It speaks for itself.
You don't fool me, Batman, you gay ass bastard with your outer underwear, surrounding yourself with male company everywhere you go, loving theater, and numerous other homo antics.
Nothing wrong with it, but quit denying yourself.

Panel 3

Robin's lack of usefulness in these comics has brought me to see that...perhaps he isn't cut out for this line of work.
For one thing, his "father" won't encourage him to wear pants but what the fuck do i know, look at all the other creepy shit they do.
On that note, i think half of what happens to Robin wouldn't bother me so much if he did wear pants.
But...yeah, i think the kid needs to stay home.

Panel 4

AND HERE'S PANEL 4, TRIUMPHANTLY MAKING MY POINT!
As if being at a circus shortly after the traumatic events of losing his parents isn't bad enough, he is now tightrope walking with Batman on one shoulder and Superman on the other.
...In retrospect, perhaps this signifies that Robin is the glue that keeps these two adults from...being...apart?
Nah, that ain't it.
WOULD THESE LAZY ASSHOLES PLEASE GET OFF OF HIM?!
I FEEL NOTHING BUT ETERNAL PITY FOR THIS SON OF A DEAD BITCH!

That's all for now!
See ya in the next few comics!

---DO NOT STEAL MY CONCEPTS, ART OR IDEAS!!! I DO NOT OWN DC OR THESE IMAGES!!!---