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Published: 2017-05-21 23:45:28 +0000 UTC; Views: 1172; Favourites: 7; Downloads: 1
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Description This may or may not be the most alarming page, but i digress.
Prepare for pedo jokes (even though i must make it clear i do not think any sort of sex offense is truly funny).


Panel 1

So, Batman is teaching Robin how to do a pat down of criminals.
But...can't they use a training dummy?
I can accept that any good crime fighter needs to be able to search their captured opponent for weapons, but Jesus!
YOU'RE BRUCE WAYNE, BUY A FUCKING OPPOSABLE DUMMY!
...Actually i'm not sure i want to watch Batman watching Robin pat down a dummy that he can bend over.
Call 911 Carry on.

Panel 2

.......Yes, please, Robin.
Hose your Bat-daddy down with the wet, splashing wetness of that hose.
EVERY INCH OF HIM, COVERED IN WETNESS!
I disgust myself...

Panel 3

Apparently, back in the day, the word "boner" meant "a stupid mistake."
So this is...understandable, because boner wasn't used as a sexual slang term back then, but this doesn't free it from ridicule now that we're in the 21st century.
At least Robin's not the one getting boned...
        I'll escort myself. *gets up and sits in the back of the police car*
Oh please, no cuffs necessary, i know what i've done...

Panel 4

That's right, Joker, SHOW EM YOUR BONERS!
MAKE IT RAIN MISTAKES ALL OVER THE PLACE!
I certainly i know I'm ruing the mention of boners!



More inbound!


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Comments: 12

Aompelo [2017-06-06 00:58:59 +0000 UTC]

Apparently, back in the day, the word "boner" meant "a stupid mistake."
I learn something new everyday, this is one of the reasons why i watch you !

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FaeBelowDeck In reply to Aompelo [2017-06-07 02:55:14 +0000 UTC]

AWWW i'm flattered!!!
BELIEVE ME i had to know what it meant, when i saw it in the comics i busted up in confusion XD

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Spectra22 [2017-05-23 22:33:25 +0000 UTC]

You are my new Reddit  Not that I ever go on Reddit, but y'know what I mean... ^^  

Every day there's a new one of these I just laugh my ass off  And holy crap this might just be the best one yet    

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FaeBelowDeck In reply to Spectra22 [2017-05-24 02:41:03 +0000 UTC]

OH GOD HI!!! *GLOMPS YOUR FACE*
*LICKS*
*TAIL WAG* I MISS HI HOW ARE YOU I'M GLAD I MAKE YOU LAUGH THANK YOU FOR LIKING MY CRAZY SHIT  


LOL imma try and find more of these, they were fun to make and more fun to share!!

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Spectra22 In reply to FaeBelowDeck [2017-05-24 03:33:21 +0000 UTC]

:hugs: *glomp!* I'm fine, grrrrl! Overloaded with school as ever, but this quarter is almost over, and then... VACAY! Hopefully that means we can catch up ^^

Dude, these are seriously hilarious XD I mean c'mon, these guys HAD to know what they were doing with these comics!

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FaeBelowDeck In reply to Spectra22 [2017-05-24 07:05:53 +0000 UTC]

AAAH that is going to be a WELL deserved break, my friend!!
Yeah!

IKR LIKE THIS CAN'T ALL BE INNOCENT!!! XD

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UniverseDragon [2017-05-23 16:12:23 +0000 UTC]

I'm starting to believe these comics were made to be secret porno comics...

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FaeBelowDeck In reply to UniverseDragon [2017-05-24 02:41:10 +0000 UTC]

RIGHT?!
LIKE...WHOA XD

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Tijopi11 [2017-05-22 00:20:23 +0000 UTC]

Okay this has got to be my fave of the five thus far because those boner jokes are 20 times more priceless now that I know it meant a 'mistake' back then. But these look almost too good to be unintentional- "Gotham City will rue the day it mentioned the word BONER!"
 HA XD

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FaeBelowDeck In reply to Tijopi11 [2017-05-22 02:47:57 +0000 UTC]

RIGHT?!
LIKE -- I JUST -- IT'S BEAUTIFUL XDDD

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Sephiius [2017-05-21 23:51:16 +0000 UTC]

FOXY GO TO BED YOU'RE DRUNK

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FaeBelowDeck In reply to Sephiius [2017-05-22 00:11:47 +0000 UTC]

I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL

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