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Oh yeah, huh. I forgot that I needed to resubmit this.

This is Lester. He is my protagonist in the story that at the moment NO ONE knows about :c
Its about an idiot who wins the battle of idiots to save his idiot planet full of idiots and selfish cowards from giant centipedes and 6 foot long cockroaches.
And so many idiots die in the making of this idiot fest.
Except one, but he's a loser.

ALL BECAUSE THEY LET SOMEONE DIE.

If you had my brain, I would've spoiled the whole things.

ANYWAYS, THIS IS LESTER. HE HAS NOT CHANGED SINCE '08.
I....don't see anything that should be changed, really.
His species was born in a forest, lots of trees that are brown, white feet and face for the snow on the ground and branches....hm. Am I missing something

His father was the leader of his species, and his mother was the complete and total wimp of his species.
Then he got stolen by some British cat named after a moon.

They're aliens. Mmmm, yes, furry aliens. Its snowing on their planet, that explains the fur.
How they can speak English, French and all those European languages is because when they were pesky little animal butt faces they were taken to another universe entirely on accident by their JESUS TREE.
They came to Europe being all violent towards humans and shit, humans caught them, said "DUR HUR HUR, LETS KEEP THEM AS LIVESTOCK" because they can actually be taught to do thi-- like black slaves, okay?
Anyways, one of them was very curious and saw a teacher TEACHING LOL about spelling and pronouncing and then he's like "Oh shit, I need to tell ALLLLLL MAH BFFS"

So he did that and soon they were learning math and all that boring crap we hate.
So then he went to this dude and he's like "YA KNOW, WE HAD OUR OWN PLANET" and everyone was like "RLY?" "YARLY"
And so they went over there during the full moon because thats epically when the portal opens, but only for like, 1 or 2 minutes then closes. So words spread to everyone like who's dating that popular kid. And soon most of them got to their home planet. Others got lost in the mountains where it opened. They soon all got either shot or died of old age.

Hence where werewolves came from.

tl;dr
A rabbit buttfucked a rat.

They learned speech by being a humans bitch.

It feels good to get this out of my head.

Lester and his boring design is mine.
He doesn't wear those clothes anymore, he now wears a purple dress.

Oh yeah and =Zombier made his arm shorter for me 8D

Description
Oh yeah, huh. I forgot that I needed to resubmit this.

This is Lester. He is my protagonist in the story that at the moment NO ONE knows about :c
Its about an idiot who wins the battle of idiots to save his idiot planet full of idiots and selfish cowards from giant centipedes and 6 foot long cockroaches.
And so many idiots die in the making of this idiot fest.
Except one, but he's a loser.

ALL BECAUSE THEY LET SOMEONE DIE.

If you had my brain, I would've spoiled the whole things.

ANYWAYS, THIS IS LESTER. HE HAS NOT CHANGED SINCE '08.
I....don't see anything that should be changed, really.
His species was born in a forest, lots of trees that are brown, white feet and face for the snow on the ground and branches....hm. Am I missing something

His father was the leader of his species, and his mother was the complete and total wimp of his species.
Then he got stolen by some British cat named after a moon.

They're aliens. Mmmm, yes, furry aliens. Its snowing on their planet, that explains the fur.
How they can speak English, French and all those European languages is because when they were pesky little animal butt faces they were taken to another universe entirely on accident by their JESUS TREE.
They came to Europe being all violent towards humans and shit, humans caught them, said "DUR HUR HUR, LETS KEEP THEM AS LIVESTOCK" because they can actually be taught to do thi-- like black slaves, okay?
Anyways, one of them was very curious and saw a teacher TEACHING LOL about spelling and pronouncing and then he's like "Oh shit, I need to tell ALLLLLL MAH BFFS"

So he did that and soon they were learning math and all that boring crap we hate.
So then he went to this dude and he's like "YA KNOW, WE HAD OUR OWN PLANET" and everyone was like "RLY?" "YARLY"
And so they went over there during the full moon because thats epically when the portal opens, but only for like, 1 or 2 minutes then closes. So words spread to everyone like who's dating that popular kid. And soon most of them got to their home planet. Others got lost in the mountains where it opened. They soon all got either shot or died of old age.

Hence where werewolves came from.

tl;dr
A rabbit buttfucked a rat.

They learned speech by being a humans bitch.

It feels good to get this out of my head.

Lester and his boring design is mine.
He doesn't wear those clothes anymore, he now wears a purple dress.

Oh yeah and =Zombier made his arm shorter for me 8D