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Let's hope there aren't any blinguals out there that have to be disgusted by my use of google translate and outdated highschool french

Translations:

First Image:

Friend1: Uhh, Alice, your nose- Err.. Nose.. is.. blue..

Alice: Excuse me? Blue ..? What do you mean?

Wonka: Ah, I see we have another
naughty girl in our midst!
Someone doesn't like to read
the warning labels, I see..

Alice: Euh, war-ning? I don't understand..

Friend1: Wonka, she's french, she
can't read the labels!

Wonka: Oh yes, excuses, excuses!
What would a naughty girl
be without her excuses?!

Alice: Ugh, I don't feel so good!

Second Image:

Alice: What's happening?!

Friend1: She's blowing up?!

Friend2: She's getting huge! Her dress barely
even passes as a shirt at this point!

Alice: Help me, please!!

Wonka: Well, if she decided to pick up as
many English dictionaries as she does
random candies, she would know she's
swelling with blueberry juice!

Alice: Wonka, get this air out of me!

Friend1: Blueberry juice!? Uhh, Alice,
Err.. blueberry.. juice..

Alice: JUICE!?

Third Image:

Alice: Help me, I'm too full!! Please, Wooonkaaa, you have to- MPPHHHH! MPPPPPPPPHHHH!!

Friend1: Wonka, she's massive, you have
to do something!

Wonka: Worry not, ladies, we'll squeeze
her, no problem!

Friend2: Squeeze her?!

Wonka: Oh yes, just like an overfilled
éclair! Ha, see Alice, I know
my French and I'm not even
from France!

Alice: MMPPPPHHHH!! UGGGHHHH!

Gas Version: fav.me/de42ja2

Description

Let's hope there aren't any blinguals out there that have to be disgusted by my use of google translate and outdated highschool french

Translations:

First Image:

Friend1: Uhh, Alice, your nose- Err.. Nose.. is.. blue..

Alice: Excuse me? Blue ..? What do you mean?

Wonka: Ah, I see we have another
naughty girl in our midst!
Someone doesn't like to read
the warning labels, I see..

Alice: Euh, war-ning? I don't understand..

Friend1: Wonka, she's french, she
can't read the labels!

Wonka: Oh yes, excuses, excuses!
What would a naughty girl
be without her excuses?!

Alice: Ugh, I don't feel so good!

Second Image:

Alice: What's happening?!

Friend1: She's blowing up?!

Friend2: She's getting huge! Her dress barely
even passes as a shirt at this point!

Alice: Help me, please!!

Wonka: Well, if she decided to pick up as
many English dictionaries as she does
random candies, she would know she's
swelling with blueberry juice!

Alice: Wonka, get this air out of me!

Friend1: Blueberry juice!? Uhh, Alice,
Err.. blueberry.. juice..

Alice: JUICE!?

Third Image:

Alice: Help me, I'm too full!! Please, Wooonkaaa, you have to- MPPHHHH! MPPPPPPPPHHHH!!

Friend1: Wonka, she's massive, you have
to do something!

Wonka: Worry not, ladies, we'll squeeze
her, no problem!

Friend2: Squeeze her?!

Wonka: Oh yes, just like an overfilled
éclair! Ha, see Alice, I know
my French and I'm not even
from France!

Alice: MMPPPPHHHH!! UGGGHHHH!

Gas Version: fav.me/de42ja2