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I doubt this fellow means anything to you UNLESS you have read the German language textbook KONTAKTE: A COMMUNICATIVE APPROACH (7th Edition) but I HAVE for my German 101 course and LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT DAT BOOK

The book has an ass-ton of recurring characters that are supposed to help you learn the language and whatnot. One of which is Rolf. AKA: THIS GUY
My tablemates have a lovely little headcanon for the characters in this book: Michael is dating Maria, but is exploring his sexuality in secret with Rolf, a chain-smoking, gun-toting badass who is emotionally invested in no one but Michael and Oma Schmitz, Rolf\'s grandma. Jutta is the Town Tart and the stoner, and Jens is the antichrist in the body of an 11-year-old.

BASICALLY THIS IS THE TEXTBOOK TO BEAT ALL TEXTBOOKS
and i am making a shirt out of this
so you should get one??
[link] ---> HERE IS A LINK to a sample chapter of the textbook. TRY AND FIND ROLF.

Anyway normally Rolf wears like a purple shirt and normal pants, but on pg. 87 Rolf randomly appears wearing... a green bathrobe, sunglasses, gloves, khakis, and sneakers. For pretty much no reason other than because he could.

FOR MORE ROLF-RELATED INFO please go here [link]

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I doubt this fellow means anything to you UNLESS you have read the German language textbook KONTAKTE: A COMMUNICATIVE APPROACH (7th Edition) but I HAVE for my German 101 course and LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT DAT BOOK

The book has an ass-ton of recurring characters that are supposed to help you learn the language and whatnot. One of which is Rolf. AKA: THIS GUY
My tablemates have a lovely little headcanon for the characters in this book: Michael is dating Maria, but is exploring his sexuality in secret with Rolf, a chain-smoking, gun-toting badass who is emotionally invested in no one but Michael and Oma Schmitz, Rolf\'s grandma. Jutta is the Town Tart and the stoner, and Jens is the antichrist in the body of an 11-year-old.

BASICALLY THIS IS THE TEXTBOOK TO BEAT ALL TEXTBOOKS
and i am making a shirt out of this
so you should get one??
[link] ---> HERE IS A LINK to a sample chapter of the textbook. TRY AND FIND ROLF.

Anyway normally Rolf wears like a purple shirt and normal pants, but on pg. 87 Rolf randomly appears wearing... a green bathrobe, sunglasses, gloves, khakis, and sneakers. For pretty much no reason other than because he could.

FOR MORE ROLF-RELATED INFO please go here [link]