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FoolForThought — Consecotaleophobia
Published: 2011-05-04 13:16:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 283; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 0
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So I sat next to this guyHe was eating rice with a fork.
Normally, I wouldn't say nothin',
But this was a Chinese restaurant.
By tradition's standards,
The man should be usin' chopsticks.
So I say to the man:
"Why aren't you usin' your chopsticks?"
The man turns to me with a serious face,
Grimace and heavy-set lines and all.
He says to me:
"My father was killed by a chopstick."
I couldn't stop laughing;
At least, not until the man punched my lights out.
