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Foxbeast — Crazy Sonic
Published: 2006-04-25 16:29:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 22091; Favourites: 111; Downloads: 49
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Sonic: (running up to Shadow teetering and wobbling) HELLO SHADOW!!! UNCLE TO MY ARCH-RIVALS DOCTOR EGGMAN AND METAL SONIC!!!!!!!!!! PEANUT BUTTER KNOWS NO BOUNDERIES!!!!!Shadow: o_o................... Sonic, are you drunk?
Sonic: ^-^ (Yells really lound) YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! OoO I LOVE JELLY!!!!
Shadow: o_O Okay......... (He’s gonna kill someone!!!) Sonic, why don’t you go back to Tails’ workshop and lie down for while.
Sonic: OKAY! HE MOVED TO THE SAND RUINS, I’LL ASK HIM FOR SOMEMORE BEER, HE GAVE IT TO ME IN THE FIRST PLACE! ^-O
Shadow: T_T Are you sure it was beer he gave you?! (taking Sonic’s hand and leading him away)
Sonic: IT LOOKED LIKE BEER, IT WAS BROWN!!! He called it something fancy......... ENGINE OIL!!!! WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, MY FRIENDS..... LET’S GO TO A CARWASH!!!
Shadow: Uh, no. -_-() (Is dragging Sonic towards a vet hospital) T.T (glares at people staring at him)
Sonic: IS THAT THE ZOO?! I LOVE CAMELS!
Shadow: (now in hospital) >_o (Sonic spits at Shadow)
Sonic: I’M A Llama! THEY COME FROM PLUTO!!! SHADOW, CAN I HAVE A CWAM!?
Shadow: (looking at Sonic holding another can of oil) Where did you get that?!
Sonic: OFF THWAT CWART!!!!!!!!!(Wobbling even more as attendents force him into a wheelchair) WHOOOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!! I GOTTA POTTY!!!
Attendent: How long has he been like this?
Shadow: I have no idea......... I think he drank a couple liters of engine oil.
Sonic: (takes off in wheelchair and goes into elevator) WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! I’M GONNA WIN SHADOW!!!! OOH, PRETTY BUTTONS!! o.o
Shadow: (why ME?!) (Chases after Sonic and just barely makes it into elevator before it closes) -_-()
Sonic: (pushing all buttons) YYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!! ^_^
Shadow: O_O (elevator accelerates into 100 miles an hour and blasts through roof) T.T Way to go Sonic....
Sonic: ^-^ THANK YOU, WANT SOME? I SAVE IT FOR YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!! (hands oil to Shadow)
Shadow: (grabs Sonic and leaps out of elevator onto roof of Vet hospital) I don’t think they would be able to handle you here......... Why don’t you come with me, I’ll drop you off at the circus.
Sonic: NO!!!!!!!! I LOVE BULLETS!!!!!!!!! (Points a gun at Shadow) ^_O
Shadow: (Where did he get that???!!) Uh, where did you get that? o.O
Sonic: I FOUND IT IN THE SKY’S UNDERPWANTS!!! WANNA TOUCH IT!!? I WANT BOOGER ICECREAM!!! GET IT NOW! (Waves gun wildly and shoots ground about an inch from Shadow) ^-^
Shadow: o.O ..............o_o() In a minute, Sonic!
Sonic: NOW!!!!!!! FIRE, FIRE, FIREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! (Shoots gun in sky and Tails comes falling to ground with a tail missing)
Tails: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! MY TAIL!!!!!!!! o>o
Sonic: YAY! DID I WIN!? (Tackles a frog and stuffs it Tails’ mouth) YOU’RE SO KAWAII!!!!!!! NOW YOUR NAME IS TAIL!
Tail formerly known as Tails: o>o
Shadow: Oh my...........
Sonic: KOALA!!!!!!! ^-^
Shadow: What? (Trying to console Tail who is screaming his head off)
Sonic: YOU WERE GOING TO SAY ‘KOALA’! OH MY KOALA!!! (Jumps down a chimney out of sight)
Shadow: o_o............. -_-......o_o (blinking)
Tail: o-_-o (still crying) What’s going on?? Ever since he started helping me fix the Tornado, he’s been acting crazy!!
Shadow: He’s drunk on your engine oil.......... -_-
Tail: But I use alcohol in my engine oil!!!!!! It keeps it sweet clean!!!! (sob) My poor tail.......!
Sonic: (popping head up from chimney, all black) HELLO! MY NAME IS SOOT-MAN, I AM THE ULTIMATE EUCLYPTUS EATER!!! WE CAN STAPLE YOUR TAIL BACK ON!!!!!! ^-^ (Runs towards Tail with staple gun)
Tail: OoO Shadow, HELP ME!!!! (Hides behind Shadow, forgeting pain)
Sonic: WHO WANTS TO PLAY PIN THE TAIL ON THE FOX?????! SHADOW, KEEP SCORE!!!!! FIRE!!!!!!!!!!! (Begins shooting staples at them)
Shadow and Tail: (running away) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Sonic: (shrugging, picks up Tail’s tail) YOU FORGOT THIS!!!!!!!! Oh well,....... (wraps around neck) Woo, pretty! AMY, I’M PRETTY NOW!! (Jumps down from roof of vet in front of Amy)
Amy: ^_^ Hello, Sonic! I’m here for a check-up!
Sonic: HERE, THIS TASTES LIKE CLAM CHOWDER!!!!!!!! (Hands Amy engine oil)
Amy: o_o Okay...........
Sonic: IF YOU LIKE MY PRWESENT, THAN HOW ABOUT BROCOLLI DANCING??!!
Amy: (getting suspicous) Um.......... (drinks some engine oil and spits it out) >o< Yuck, what is this?
Sonic: (Grabs Amy and forces her to drink it) Mother of big broomsticks, YAYYYYYYYYY!!!! DRINK UP, IT GIVES YOU HAPPINESS!!!
Amy: ............................. .......................... ..................... (wobbles for a moment)................... Eggs? ^-^
Sonic: EGGS!!!! ^-^
(Sonic and Amy walk off hand in hand)
(Meanwhile)
Knuckles: So................. Sonic is all drunk, and he shot one of your tails off?! O_O
Tail: (whimpering on doctor table) ................ ............ sniffle........... (nods)
Shadow: Yes. T_T (gives Tail a teddy bear)
Tail: (begining to cry again and clutching bear) SOB!!!!! MY POOR TAIL!!!!
Doctor: (walking back into room) Well........ the good news is that your other tail is alright, not to mention that if that shot had been a hair to the right.............
Tail: STOP!!!! I don’t want to hear about it!!!!! (looking at big bandage on his rear) Owchie!
Shadow: You don’t have any tranquilizers, do you?
Doctor: Well, actually I.......
Tail: (phone rings and he answers it) Hello?
Phone: (heavy breathing)........................... ....................
Tail: Um......... Hello?
Phone: ............ CORAL REEFS ARE PINKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!! AND SO IS AMY!!!!!! SHE IS THE HOTTEST GIRLY IN TOWN, WE’RE GETTING MARRIED!!!!!! WANT TO COME, MR. COMB?!
Tail: (blinks) ........... .................. SONIC???!!!!
Phone: MY NAME IS BLUEBERRY MUFFIN CAKES!!!!!!!!! AMY SAID SO!!!!!!!! GOOD-BYE MRS. LOVELY FIG NEWTON!!!!!! (Line goes dead)
Shadow, Knuckles and Doctor: (having heard the whole thing because Sonic was screaming) o_o o_o o_o
Doctor: Let me go get those tranqulizers for you....... (turns and leaves room)
Tail: He’s at a gas station downtown, my phone tracked him!!!!
Shadow: We don’t have time to wait, Knuckles, come over to the gas station when the doc gives the guns to you! Uh, Knuckles?
Knuckles: (Head in dangerous chemical bucket) ........(comes out with needles all over his head) Ouch.
Doctor: (comes in) OMYGAWSH!!!!!! WE GOTTA GET THAT ECHIDNA INTO EMERGENCY SURGERY RIGHT AWAY!!!! (Grabbs Knuckles who has passed out) I’ll get your guns later!
Shadow: What posessed him to do that? o_o
Tail: Knuckles has this thing for bio-chemical signs...........
Shadow: Well, we can’t just sit here, Sonic might have blown up that station by now!!
(At the gas station)
Sonic: (guzzling from gas tank, all people have fled due to his and Amy’s insanity) TASTY, CHICKEN!
Amy: (Is licking telephone pole) Yummy, termites!
(Sonic’s brain is now permantly damaged)
Shadow: (arriving at the gas station with Tail) Hmph. Guess we’re too late, looks like Sonic’s brain is permantly damaged!
Tail: Maybe we can still save Amy!
Shadow: T_T Right................ (Amy is kissing Sonic)
Amy and Sonic: ^,^ ^,^
Shadow: (grabs Amy and runs) Tail, you deal with Sonic!
Tail: Right............ Hey Sonic! If you want free beer forever, follow me! >_o
Sonic: WHOOOOOHOOO! MORE BEER!! PINEAPPLE TOO?!
Tail: Uh,........... Sure! (takes Sonic to mental facility where they lock him in a rubber room)
(Later)
Tail: Well, things are really gonna change!
Shadow: Guess I’m gonna half to save the world all the time, and kick Eggman’s butt........... Sheesh........ What a pain!
Tail: Yeah........... Ya wanna stay at my place because Sonic’s gone? -_-
Shadow: Um.......... (thinks about how Amy tried to hug him) I guess.......
Amy: (walking up [Now completly sober]) .................Shadow, I just wanted to say thank you....... Saving me before I made a BIG mistake and all..........
Tail: It wasn’t your fault, Sonic made you drink that stuff! He won’t hurt anybody now though.
Amy: (Sigh) Now what am I gonna do? Life is going to be so boring........... (walks off)
Shadow: .............. -_-
Tail: Now that I only have one tail, I’ll have to rely more on my mech skills..........
Shadow: Yeah, at least no one died though.........
Tail: Sonic’s fate was worse then death........... u_u (shakes head)
(At mental ward)
Sonic: I LOVE CRAYONS!!! (takes crayons and puts them in garbage desposal)
THE END!
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Comments: 131
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO REACT SO I'LL JUST STARE AT MY PROFILE PICTURE
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And on more thing: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR BRAIN?!?!?!? jk... btw: Are you sure he was drinking alcohol or was he on magic mushrooms?
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It looks like Tails is now Tail and poor Sonic
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Gee, if I have the chance to do a comic based on this, wouldn't that be a riot? XD
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glad ye like
care for some... brandy?
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Maybe you can make a sequel where Sonic escapes and they have to stop him. I love this story so much! ^^
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actually I think there is a sequel on here somewhere
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yeah there
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Remember he drank engine oil
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xD Love his crazyness but if he drank gas don't put him next to fires o.O
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AWesome!!!!! But... Sonic and Amy.... They didn't get married... I'd prefer to see them insane an and married!!!
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lol it may be a possibility some day XD
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who knows it doesn't make sense so it's there!
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Hahaha! That is something! Sucked me right in. To funny!
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lololololoololololololollololooooooooooooololollllollollllllllllllllooooooo
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hahahaha nice loved it
its funy were u got the idea though ^^
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that was the best rando Sonic story ever! know you got me doing it! (coming out soon)
i love it!!
but i wonder if Sonic is going to be okay..... nah!!!
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nope sonic will never recover
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but i laughed my ass off, latter i gotta do a reaction drawling on this, like i did with sonic colors! "I am so high right now!" check out my gallery!
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lol shadow was the only sane/ un injured
character in this XD
hahahaha funny as!!!
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yes, but eventually you see his emotional termoil that makes it funny as well
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not even gonna ask.
*summons bond of flames and knocks sonic out*
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