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Description Here you go, ! Sorry it took so long! By the way, the coloring was a pain in the tuchus, so you'd better be happy with it!

Anyway, this was Travis' request for a picture of Simon Belmont and Count Dracula putting their generations-spanning mortal enmity aside to take down a common enemy: The nefarious Edward Cullen, who has tarnished both the names of vampires AND vampire hunters! Travis also requested I include this bit in the description as there wouldn't be room for it all in the picture:

Dracula: By the way, why hasn't this worm's simpering twit of a wife shown up yet?

Simon: Oh, her? I got rid of her and her hellspawn child on the way here. I almost had to kill their werewolf friend as well, but once I had killed them, he started mumbling about finally being freed from the 'curse of Meyer', and ran off laughing and whooping in joy after thanking me.

Dracula: Hurm. Most peculiar.
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Comments: 33

scygon344 [2014-07-29 19:03:07 +0000 UTC]

funny

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priestessmikokikyo [2014-07-18 06:39:46 +0000 UTC]

Dracula from Castlevania is sexy!! Edward can go die in a hole!

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FractiousLemon In reply to priestessmikokikyo [2014-07-18 11:33:11 +0000 UTC]

If you find undead, blood-drinking ghouls sexy, then sure!

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Roadkill-Sarny [2014-05-10 17:09:50 +0000 UTC]

I approve! This is HILARIOUS! 

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RavenTheKraven [2014-01-04 03:41:01 +0000 UTC]

still a better rivalry than Twilight... HA! See what I did there!?

I said... oh who cares? . . . Great commission buddy!

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Technomaru [2012-08-30 02:47:41 +0000 UTC]

"Castlevania: Sparkling Twilight", catchy name!

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Mabitsa [2012-03-31 17:12:36 +0000 UTC]

Wait!! Wait for mee! I wanna join too!

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NessFan123 [2012-03-19 04:16:46 +0000 UTC]

Where is Alucard?! He wants to beat up that...thing too!...

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Tomaolykos [2011-03-01 12:40:06 +0000 UTC]

Stephany Meyers destroyed the vampire lore! That is why I prefer the Vampire Chronicles (actually, if I had to choose, I would choose werewolves over vampires, but vampires are cool too).

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FractiousLemon In reply to Tomaolykos [2011-03-01 14:00:32 +0000 UTC]

I prefer Bram Stoker, m'self.

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GokuMartin In reply to FractiousLemon [2012-03-05 22:26:11 +0000 UTC]

At this point, even Gary Oldman is a welcome choice.

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Dante909 [2010-07-01 00:00:28 +0000 UTC]

This is too epic!

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shad0wlink [2010-06-02 17:51:14 +0000 UTC]

I don't so much hate the book as I hate the movie.
The book sparked an interesting idea, and described the glow as something beautiful, something, you know, not retarded? What do we get in the movie? Scales and the gayest looking vampire since Walter Berhard from Castlevania lament of innocence.

...FUCKING SCALES!
anyway, well drawn, and I agree with Redtor, only have Alucard holding werewolf boy.
Oh, and Dracula and Alucards alternate costumes look badass, Redtor, you should enjoy them.

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Redtor [2010-04-26 15:03:06 +0000 UTC]

question. Can you make a version of cornell beating the crap out of... of... that werewolf friend of them?

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FractiousLemon In reply to Redtor [2010-04-26 19:42:09 +0000 UTC]

Probably. Who is Cornell?

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Redtor In reply to FractiousLemon [2010-04-26 23:49:27 +0000 UTC]

the main character of castlevania: legacy of darkness (n64) he's a werewolf warrior AND THE ONLY CHARACTER WHO LOOKS COOL IN CASTLEVANIA: JUDGEMENT

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Rhoey [2010-04-25 11:51:12 +0000 UTC]

I love this.

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GaiaX2 [2010-04-23 22:31:49 +0000 UTC]

And Dracula could've gone 2nd-form-shit on Cullen if he

weren't on that deal with Belmont. Vamps can't get hurt by mortals (he has had 500 blows, but no bruses), but

OTHER VAMPS on the other hand, would kill him, hehe.

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FractiousLemon In reply to GaiaX2 [2010-04-24 03:10:01 +0000 UTC]

They're just having their fun before actually pulling out the lethal stuff.

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maskedknight93 [2010-04-08 18:27:08 +0000 UTC]

*shakes artist hand and hugs the artist*

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU

MY FAVORITE VIDEO GAME HERO AND VILLAIN BEATING MY MOST HATED CHARACTER

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FractiousLemon In reply to maskedknight93 [2010-04-08 19:08:30 +0000 UTC]

Aw, shucks...

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Belmondo4447 [2010-03-29 12:10:21 +0000 UTC]

awesome.

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Darkstalkerfan5000 [2010-03-26 15:02:30 +0000 UTC]

XD awsome!!

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areliusmars [2010-03-19 03:55:38 +0000 UTC]

Pwnage to the extreme!! You re my new favorite artist!!! This is friggin hilarious!!! I mean the faces and the dialogue!!! You rule man!!!

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FractiousLemon In reply to areliusmars [2010-03-19 15:14:47 +0000 UTC]

I can't be credited for the dialogue as it was actually who wrote that part. But I'm glad you like it! Make sure to check out the rest of my stuff, too! Maybe buy a book or a shirt! I could use the cash! *laughs*

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areliusmars In reply to FractiousLemon [2010-03-19 19:50:40 +0000 UTC]

Cool, you got a partner in crime!! Well whenever I can I'll help out, in the meantime we all need the benjamins rite now!!! XD

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MSLewis [2010-03-18 02:56:25 +0000 UTC]

That is a fine, fine depiction of Simon Belmont there, Matt. You a fan of the Castlevania series?

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FractiousLemon In reply to MSLewis [2010-03-18 13:07:36 +0000 UTC]

I am. I'm not very good at the games since they're hard as diamond, but they're a lot of fun.

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walkyofmilwaukee [2010-03-18 02:40:50 +0000 UTC]

Why isn't there more art like this? This is humorous and fun to look at. (=C)

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dungeonmaster11 [2010-03-18 01:30:05 +0000 UTC]

As expected, the wait was well worth it, so don't worry. And I love the coloring, so don't worry about me not appreciating that either!

But anyway, wow. What can I say?....well, I can say quite a lot, but I'll try to be brief. You did the idea more than justice, and you brought a great feeling of joy with it. So thanks, Matt. Money darn well spent.

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FractiousLemon In reply to dungeonmaster11 [2010-03-18 13:07:15 +0000 UTC]

Glad you like it! I actually felt a little bad at first, knowing that Robert Pattinson (the guy who played Edward) is actually pretty nice. *laughs* But then I remembered that I'm not the type of guy who usually cares about that and I had fun with it anyway.

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dungeonmaster11 In reply to FractiousLemon [2010-03-19 07:26:52 +0000 UTC]

I understand; I actually don't have any problem with Robert Pattinson either, since he's a nice guy and he also is creeped out by Stephenie Meyer and his role, and actually really dislikes his character. But hey, it ain't about him--it's about Edward, and lord knows Edward deserves good ole' fashioned beat-down.

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FractiousLemon In reply to dungeonmaster11 [2010-03-19 15:15:03 +0000 UTC]

And how.

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