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Published: 2011-03-23 19:51:37 +0000 UTC; Views: 2601; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 6
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I decided to see what this Aika game's all about. I've heard things... but nothing comes close to the truth.Even when I get certified as a teacher-- I'm pretty sure I'm going to be label a child predator playing this game. It's like WOW had a bastard child with a Loli-fan. Or WOW goes to Thailand for a 'business' trip.
The graphics are surprisingly nice.
The cash shop is for shit with temporary items. Fuck that.
The Pran (aka pixie/elf prosti-tots) are the highlight of the game. They start off as naked fairies then eventually they grow into half naked jits.
I had to dish out 8k to buy this onsie for my Pran. I refuse to go running around as a grown ass man with some naked 5 year old scampering behind, calling him master.
After a few levels--which takes FOREVER due to the Pran's inability to level like at a normal speed-- Prosti-tot evolves into Jail-bait.
That's when 1-of-six personalities come into full bloom:
CHECK THIS SHIT:
Cute (mine & most common)
Mean (FUCKING hysterical)
Hyper
Smart
Tough
and...... Sexy.
It's often called Mature, but WTF?
There are rumors floating around that the Prans will evolve into something else....
Drunk College Girl? Mail Order Bride? Idk...
The night I decided to play, there was some anniversary giveaway. I got a double experience stat for a week. So leveling was pretty effective and Pavaani grew into this... creepy thing.
Looking at it makes me want to get pregnant.
She's dancing because I gave her some apples to eat...
Am I ovulating yet?
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Comments: 4
Insomnia-Case [2011-03-23 19:59:58 +0000 UTC]
probably over-read it, but what is this game??
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Frigidchick In reply to Insomnia-Case [2011-03-23 22:15:52 +0000 UTC]
Yes, it's called Aika.
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Insomnia-Case In reply to Frigidchick [2011-03-23 22:51:10 +0000 UTC]
.....i sort of feel like a pedobear......:l
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