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GATHER ROUND Y'ALL, CAUSE I'M RANKING THIS!!!

It's been a while since I've ranked something and I doubt anyone on Orgyies would give two hooty hahs so I'm ranking dis here. After time has passed, I've realized I loved this game. Obviously the format was a little shaky, but I also appreciate it, because it allowed people like me to fly and escape being targetted while still doin' my thang. ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ I will update when I'm bored and give up once I'm tired and just keep updating this journal until I'm done. I don't think my opinions will be as in line with everyone elses but oh well lmao. Keep an eye on this mkay? yay? you hear me?

#17. SPEAROW
Played by Slicer. 15th Place
Idk, out of everyone, Spearow is the person I forget the most out of the whole cast. There were some other utr people in the game, but Spearow is the one who stands out the least to me. I guess he had general Spearow, but I think it's collectively agreed on that was just like w/e. Also idk if it was cause of inactivity or just flat out rudeness, but he also never replied to a single pm of mine. I know I sent like 3. Maybe I should have sent something besides Pidgey pictures. ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ Then again, if anyone had a sense of humor, they would have realized that was midly annoying at worst and nothing to get their nads squashed over. :ttth

#16. PSYDUCK
Played by thebigJET. 17th Place
tbjetess is probs in my top 5 orgers ever. I loved his performance as Clank so much, and loved him almost, if not more as Eddie in eurostranded. But here, he was pretty irrelevant and booted really early. Another thing is, I like tbj's characters more when he is being himself, and not actually doing a shtick. Idk, tbj is like a treasure. No one needs to tamper with it, and even saying this now makes me fear that I might accidentally influence his performances. You just need to do whatever it is you do ur perf. <3 But Idk, I never got on the Psyduck thing. I probably shouldn't be the one saying this since I was also playing a shtick with altered speech, but idk, sometimes it was cute but other times it was seriously impossible to read. But his callout once he got booted was hilar. Calling out hitmonchan as one of the inactive pokemon lololol. But unfourtunately, that's all I can remember about the poot guy. Sorry honky.

#15. ELECTABUZZ
Played by OrangeRatchet. 18th Place
lolwho? Lmao, I just remembered Electabuzz was still in this. Idk, he was over 4 hours late, came online, and then ended up getting booted because he choose yours truly for a duel anyways (which I won and used to lie to everyone that I was good at challenges with, so I am eternally grateful for that, thx dude.) He had a shtick of typing in all caps, and seemed like a nice enough guy and funny enough, but he was seriously like ott2 for only one episode and even the 2 is me being generous. That and we have someone who had a much bigger presence and did talking in all caps much better idk who *picks nose*

#14. WIGGLYTUFF
Played by BadsAsps. 16th Place
I actually take back what I said about Spearow being the most forgettable. I think Spearow is memorable for the failing shtick and for being super UTR. But while that's probably not the best thing to remember, it was still something. Wigglytuff is probably the most unmemorable for me. She wasn't bad, but she wasn't like super amazing and robbed. She wasn't inactive, but she wasn't some major force in game. She wasn't booted first, but she didn't go far either. But she was booted early enough she left like no impact. I think she said Voom-tah or something sometimes? In the cr, it said she was an hbic, but I don't see it LOL. It also said I was aligned with her, which I so wasn't lolwtf. Idk, she's kinda the epitome of MOR for me in this game. And thank god she lost to Hitmonchan. I still have no clue why she picked him. So random.

#13. DRAGONAIR
Played by Skyler. 2nd Place
teehee oops! ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
If anyone knows me, there was no way this thing was escaping bottom five. There was some other people I was considering taking out before her, but then I was just like.... no. If I did, it wouldn't be me, and hey this is my ranking!

Truth is I hate this demonhag! Basically Dragonair was a useless boring af cpp gamebot who is just so sweet and hates drama but is good at the game, so she never gets the fuck out. In other words, awful. I don't hate cpp people, but it has to be done right and inspiring and uplifting. Instead we got Dragonair, who was an uppity crank who hated on anything remotely fun, which evidenced by her choice of alliance mates. And for some reason she seems to have got out of the org clean of criticism unlike her alliance and I'm not sure why, when she was probably even MORE hateful of people who refused to be cardboard (behind her cpp facade of course) and was definitely the most boring about it sans Golem oops spoiler. Like removing herself from all the alliances so she wouldn't be involved in the drama LMAO. People said this was a good game move. I thought it just made her look lame lmao. I even went and read the confessionals and everyone was just like "uh.... okay?" And saying that people who cause drama are only looking for attention, lol yes I'm sure all 20 of the people in the internet involved in this will fulfill the needs of an attention whore. She truly demonstrated her awful colors at the FTC, when she totally could've got the votes to win, but blew it away with her shitty ftc answers. Like when she said she HAD to play a boring game, and it was reflected in her placement, as if me and Jynx's eliminations had anything to do with being entertaining. If we were just better at challenges, we would've ended up in the exact same spot and no way in hell were we boring, so her point is moot. I wish I was harder on her at ftc after that, but I feel inclined to respect people who make f2. Also proof she hates fun: she called Umbreon's meltdown her worst moment in her ftc answers LOL x_X Then when the votes were revealed she was all "Well I figured people would stick within their alliance lines teehee " when there were totally enough votes she could've swung (me included tbh even though I wasn't a fan, I keep my mind open at ftcs.) She just blew it, cuz her ftc was awf. Also the hosts loved her conf and I'm still not sure why. I was hoping hating fun was all just part of a mother shtick but all it did was confirm that was really her. Probably shoulda ranked her lower but oh well too late. The only reason she's even this high is because she was cool sometimes, like about pms and I hate when people are anal about those.

#12. ABRA
#11. GOLEM
Played by Snoopz. 3rd Place
Played by shadowknight. 6th Place
Double boot cuz holylol this write-up for both of these two are gonna be hard. Idk, both of these two made it really far in the game, but I didn't really have a relationship with either of them, but they also didn't really do anything super distinct. I remember Abra was okay with letting Dragonair win, which as I'm sure you've all gather by now, ew. He also got mad because a challenge got cancelled cuz Nitoking got self-pwnt and he got angry at that, and I'm not sure why. Seems like a waste of anger to me, chill honky. And was pretty much iconic for being super UTR. He made me lol once though by saying I could transform into him and teleport back and forth though, and at least had the decency to be UTR instead of visible like Dragonair, that bitch. so gj.

As for Golem aka rock boob lulz, idk what to write. Kinda like Wigglytuff in the sense that sometimes he was cool, but ultimately w/e. We started talking at the beginning of the game, but then he became part of the bro alliance and as we all know, Ditto was a staunch defender of the FRAN alliance. So we just stopped talking. Golem was the least vocal/volitile out of the bro alliance, but to me, that translates into thinking the same thing they were thinking, except BORING. People say sane people are needed in orgs, but idt that's even remotely true. The more insane, the better. Bring 'em on. At least he provided that lulzy gif of himself shitting on a pokemon or w/e.

#10. GENGAR
Played by punx. 9th Place
The bro alliance is now down to it's last straggler. ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ

The bro alliance was pretty hated, not only in game, but also from a lurker/host perspective too. And while I get the criticisms (believe me, I do. I experienced them first hand after all.) there's a weird part of me that appreciates them, just because it brought at least some opposition. And they were easily trolled, and if there isn't someone around who's easily trolled, it just kind of makes it that much harder to do my job. Even though Gengar wasn't a huge character, I still thought he was way more entertaining than Golem, like when I told him I hated him cuz "u stinky" he replied DO YOU WANT TO LOSE THIS GAME? Also his meltdown at the funale when he got Hitmonchanowned:

HITMONCHAN ENOUGH! OKAY! I don't fucking care what the hell you say. LEAVE ME THE FUCKING ALONE SINCE THE GAME IS FUCKING GOING TO END AND I RATHER LEAVE THIS GAME PEACEFULLY BEFORE I ACTUALLY HUNT YOU DOWN FOR REAL. I AM NOT FUCKING KIDDING.

alolllll

Gengar also caused a lot of drama with his totally ridiculous game moves, so I am forever grateful for that. But Gengar is also this low because despite everything I just said, he was still pretty boring overall. And he was also kind of a bitch. Like robbing goddesses in the game and saying I would laugh at people getting ejected wtf.

#9. UMBERON
Played by KW-Moonlight. 13th Place
lol I'm probably the only person to have UmBOREon this high but idc! ^_^ Like TBJ, KW-GODDESS is in my top5 orgers EVER, and currently holds the record for best ftc performance (and honestly, this probably will never get beat, so no one even try omg I'm getting furious just at the thought of how RAWBED she was KRYSTALGODDESSA <333) Oh wait, I'm supposed to be talking about Umberon.

Anyways, Umbreon was pretty boring in the game as everyone has collectively agreed, hell I thought so too in game. Kw wanted to play smart, but idk, now I just think it's kind of funny now idk. I hate to be one of THOSE PEOPLE, but when I read the convo between her and Steelix explaining how much she sucked in his conf and started luling. But what really what gets her this high is when KW showed her true (fabulous) colors after that fat annoying attention whore Jynx called everyone out, and Umberon decided to meltdown.

~Babes stop, you look bitter as fuck XD Let me tell you something you fat drama whore, I am on the bottom of Gengar/Golem/Dragonair hence the reason I am here you stupid whack ass bitch. I couldn't care less about the stupid shit that comes out you're dicksucking mouth. I have a life tbh sorry if you can say that because you have nothing else to say <3 I chose you because you are a dominant fierce competitor and everyone chooses you early, but now all I see is a bitter hag, fuck you babes xoxoxoxo

AND YOU KNOW WHAT EVERYONE? I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ANYMORE. I am sick of bullshitting this good people shit, I AM TIRED OF IT. Yeah I lied about everything with my good person mantra shit.

THIS IS ME, THE CRAZY WHACK ASS BITCH.

*BREATHES INTO PAPER BAG* amazing. Also I thought she was cute in the loser lounge. EVERYONE HATES ME ;__;

#8. NITOKING
Played by AuraFoxSomethingidrlol. Ejected 7th Place ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
Last bro down! Like Gengar, there was always a part of me that appreciated the bro alliance sometimes, but Nitoking was undoubtedly the STAR of the bro alliance. Like.... not even close. He was legit the only consistently entertaining one. He was always making top10 and even in the game, you can see in my conf I wanted to try to keep him around for as long as I could.

Nitoking is iconic for being the biggest troll bait biter of the entire game and it was HILARIOUS.

z13.invisionfree.com/Pokemon_U…

Top 5 thread of the game. If not the best. Even though it peaked there in terms of anger boiling over, this was a CONSISTENT theme throughout the game, from thinking I didn't know "Greengars" actual name, to a whole bunch of stuff I could never remember. I'm not even gonna talk about his gameplay cause who cares. And even though other people hated seeing him go far, I knew deep down there was a part of me that was glad he made it as far as he did. However, he misses out on top7 cause he like ya know... got trolled, which hilar n all, but still hated fun deep down and took out awesum people. That and his exit was anti-climatic and lame and could've been prevented. bro why does u diding most forget of basic rule? XDDD D:

#7. VENONAT
Played by coc. 14th Place
OMG SO ROBBED. Note, the gap between 8th and 7th is so big. This top 7 is flawless and I would cast them again in any game I would host (but lol @ me ever hosting, lbr.) I'm not sure if anyone has picked up on this trait of mine, but I'm awful at ID'ing people. But the one person I can always id is either Gejo or coc. But I didn't have cocess id'd in this at all. I, like everyone, thought he was Jynx. (I thought Umbreon was comicstrip lol :bademoticon:)

Out of everyone in the game, I considered Venonat my closest ally. Vileplume was obviously my best, but I never contemplating turning against Venonat ever, and I would've done anything to keep him in the game. Whenever I play orgs, I often fall weak to the newbie player who is cute, but trying their all even with short pms. I'm not even a big or experienced player at all, but I always see myself as the older brother figure in DA games and every once in a while find one that I find myself liking and take under my wing to protect from awful people, like people who target other because they send short pms (which is seriously the most retarded thing ever.)

Even though I had my hunches Venonat was not even an actual noobie, I didn't care. I wanted him to stay forever because he was cute and hilarious. Like not knowing who to pm in the game, and his faux birthday and randomly playing both sides <3 Unfortunately, it wasn't meant to be, and he got robbed by Gengar because Dragonair is awful. Fortunately, I wasn't the only one to fall victim to Venonats charms and his boot ended up being controversial and shaping the rest of the game. You're a star. <3

#6. CUBONE
Played by Were. 8th place
omg a newbie! : o
I would've never guessed Cubone to be a newbie, because he was surprisingly capable. I say surprising, because newbies in da games kinda have the rep of being shitty and I think this is probably the main reason I love Cubone because he was so.... refreshing from most of the da newbies. Idk why, but for some reason most da newbies take the roleplaying elements a little TOO seriously, like targetting someone because of the char they're playing (only am rose could make this funny "You reminded me of eggman." <33333333333333) Or do things like playing their char even in their conf to the point you get nothing out of them and going to go catch food or something, and then hardly committing to the strategy portion of the game at all, because they think just going up to someone and saying "boot this person" is effective. Like I said, I don't mind short pms, but they'll sometimes give like... nothing of value lmao. But Were was completely different. He realised the social aspects of the game, and was able to grasp that and contribute to the strategy portion of the game, and he just -got- the point of orgs, yk? And since this was the first da game I played after I took a break after sfc org 2, which everyone is hopefully aware was a disaster by now because of problems said above, this was an extremely refreshing change of pace.

Also, his confessionial is absolutely BRILLIANT. omg idk why, I just randomly love it so much. THIS IS HOW YOU DO CPP BITCHES. However, Cubone just misses out on top 6 because even though Were is an amazing newbie, and I love his conf, he was sometimes kinda boring on the main board, and he knew how to werk a pm but not how to WERK a pm - stealix, me XDD

#5. VILEPLUME
Played by agreenparrot. 1st Place

I would've never expected agp to rank this high in any ranking of mine lmao. Out of all of the org players, in terms of how I perceive/liked people in orgs, agp has definitely been on a cpp journey. My (and his) first experience in an org with him, we were p. much rivals the whole game because I thought Dick was a boring fake pedophile, and then Matt happened, and that was even WORSE. Took my break off orgs for while. I saw agp was playing as Jenna and I was just like then I watched her from a host position, and realized I actually liked her. : o Then survivor jam happened (whatever the hell that is) and he won that, and I heard he wasn't sucky, and he couldn't have been since he was loyal to kwgoddess <3 And then Vileplume happened.

lulz, I've been dreading this write-up because I really don't know what to write. Idk, cuz I feel like Vileplume has the stigma of being boring, even though she definitely wasn't, but idk if I have the ability in my writing to defend that. Also cuz I'm old and my memory is slipping (but not like badasp old.)

Right off the bat I wanted to align with her, because I just thought she was kinda coolish, and that was pretty much the start of it all. We formed the alliance of me-her-hitmomchin and it pretty much shaped the rest of the game, once she pulled in Cubone and I pulled in Jynx and Venonat.

Even though I wouldn't say Vileplume was my CLOSEST ally, she was definitely my best ally, only because we went through so much, and stuck through thick and thin. Even though she didn't contribute to the drama as much as my other allies (which have yet to be ranked) idk she just did playing mart the right way? Cause she didn't get involved, but she didn't cockblock it either. And her conf shows she pretty much just soaked up all of it, and never thought she was disingenous about that. So I loved her, and I was so happy she won. I don't really have any complaints about her. I guess I just like our 4 more.

4. GROWLITHE
Played by Lazercatz. 10th Place
I've tried to drag Growlithe as far as I justifiably could, and the only reason it's been taking me this long to update is because I've been swinging back n fourth on wither to put my 3rd place 4th and put Growlithe in 3rd, but I don't think I could logically cut the people in the top3 before Growlithe.

Throughout the whole game, Growlithe was my, after Venonat left, my random favorite remaining in the game. Lots of people had painted Growlithe with the stigma that they though Growlithe was fake, but even in-game, I never let the rumor cloud my judgement. Me n Gorwlithe weren't even aligned or anything, and we would only talk like once a round or so. It wasn't even game either, it was mostly just me being all "puppy arf arf but no gives water bowl cause gorlithe does DIES!! D :" but idk she was just very pleasant and easy going, but without being BORING and it truly endeared me to her (even tho i was trolling in that one challenge when i said growlithe was my favorite to win lol.) So coot! ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ

Growlithe wasn't a big player at all, and never really commited to any alliances, but I also think that's part of Growlithe's charm. She was such an out of place random, and an UTRSTAR!!! <3 With some of my favorite random posts on the main board such as "What is cunt? cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt :growlithe:" "*pees in the corner*" and "SOMETIMES I LICK MY NAYNAY." alolwtf. Also her random breakout boot ep. So real. You were utrpawesome! <3

3. JYNX

Jynx was definitely one of the biggest characters of the game, if not the biggest of the entire game. I'm pretty sure, even if some where annoyed with her at some point, everyone overall loved her in and out of the game, if I read the confessionals correctly.

Basically Jynx was just a huge bitch who dominated the game, and would just start shit for the sake of starting shit. She was definitely the best player in the game imo. The only thing really hindering her was her challenge abilities. And really, if it wasn't for her one little mistake she made at the f5, she could've made it another round. (tho tbh, if she had saved dragonair from going into the pit instead of me, i woulda taken her not dragonair since she clearly wouldn't have been with me lmao. i guess she was just kinda damned if she didnt and damned if she did at that point just cuz of the way the cards fell, but lbr, she woulda had a way better chance at survival against me since im shit at challenges lmao.)

Also for someone who I feel played the best strategical game, she also exuded a ton of personality. One round she thought she was going home so she revealed a lot of... "truths" just cause she could lmfao. You think that would make her a dead man walking since she survived, but she flawlessly recovered regardless, which is kinda hot ngl. I feel like this mome is kinda the epitome of Jynx. She also, in typical comicstrip fashion, had a great conf. Capture or release thread <3

The only reason Jynx isn't top two is because a) the other two were funnier to me, which is clearly what I value most and b) sometimes there were small Jynx's moments she was just kinda flat out obnoxious/hypocritical, but overall, this was clearly an amazing performance and she was a undeniable legend of the game.

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GATHER ROUND Y'ALL, CAUSE I'M RANKING THIS!!!

It's been a while since I've ranked something and I doubt anyone on Orgyies would give two hooty hahs so I'm ranking dis here. After time has passed, I've realized I loved this game. Obviously the format was a little shaky, but I also appreciate it, because it allowed people like me to fly and escape being targetted while still doin' my thang. ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ I will update when I'm bored and give up once I'm tired and just keep updating this journal until I'm done. I don't think my opinions will be as in line with everyone elses but oh well lmao. Keep an eye on this mkay? yay? you hear me?

#17. SPEAROW
Played by Slicer. 15th Place
Idk, out of everyone, Spearow is the person I forget the most out of the whole cast. There were some other utr people in the game, but Spearow is the one who stands out the least to me. I guess he had general Spearow, but I think it's collectively agreed on that was just like w/e. Also idk if it was cause of inactivity or just flat out rudeness, but he also never replied to a single pm of mine. I know I sent like 3. Maybe I should have sent something besides Pidgey pictures. ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ Then again, if anyone had a sense of humor, they would have realized that was midly annoying at worst and nothing to get their nads squashed over. :ttth

#16. PSYDUCK
Played by thebigJET. 17th Place
tbjetess is probs in my top 5 orgers ever. I loved his performance as Clank so much, and loved him almost, if not more as Eddie in eurostranded. But here, he was pretty irrelevant and booted really early. Another thing is, I like tbj's characters more when he is being himself, and not actually doing a shtick. Idk, tbj is like a treasure. No one needs to tamper with it, and even saying this now makes me fear that I might accidentally influence his performances. You just need to do whatever it is you do ur perf. <3 But Idk, I never got on the Psyduck thing. I probably shouldn't be the one saying this since I was also playing a shtick with altered speech, but idk, sometimes it was cute but other times it was seriously impossible to read. But his callout once he got booted was hilar. Calling out hitmonchan as one of the inactive pokemon lololol. But unfourtunately, that's all I can remember about the poot guy. Sorry honky.

#15. ELECTABUZZ
Played by OrangeRatchet. 18th Place
lolwho? Lmao, I just remembered Electabuzz was still in this. Idk, he was over 4 hours late, came online, and then ended up getting booted because he choose yours truly for a duel anyways (which I won and used to lie to everyone that I was good at challenges with, so I am eternally grateful for that, thx dude.) He had a shtick of typing in all caps, and seemed like a nice enough guy and funny enough, but he was seriously like ott2 for only one episode and even the 2 is me being generous. That and we have someone who had a much bigger presence and did talking in all caps much better idk who *picks nose*

#14. WIGGLYTUFF
Played by BadsAsps. 16th Place
I actually take back what I said about Spearow being the most forgettable. I think Spearow is memorable for the failing shtick and for being super UTR. But while that's probably not the best thing to remember, it was still something. Wigglytuff is probably the most unmemorable for me. She wasn't bad, but she wasn't like super amazing and robbed. She wasn't inactive, but she wasn't some major force in game. She wasn't booted first, but she didn't go far either. But she was booted early enough she left like no impact. I think she said Voom-tah or something sometimes? In the cr, it said she was an hbic, but I don't see it LOL. It also said I was aligned with her, which I so wasn't lolwtf. Idk, she's kinda the epitome of MOR for me in this game. And thank god she lost to Hitmonchan. I still have no clue why she picked him. So random.

#13. DRAGONAIR
Played by Skyler. 2nd Place
teehee oops! ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
If anyone knows me, there was no way this thing was escaping bottom five. There was some other people I was considering taking out before her, but then I was just like.... no. If I did, it wouldn't be me, and hey this is my ranking!

Truth is I hate this demonhag! Basically Dragonair was a useless boring af cpp gamebot who is just so sweet and hates drama but is good at the game, so she never gets the fuck out. In other words, awful. I don't hate cpp people, but it has to be done right and inspiring and uplifting. Instead we got Dragonair, who was an uppity crank who hated on anything remotely fun, which evidenced by her choice of alliance mates. And for some reason she seems to have got out of the org clean of criticism unlike her alliance and I'm not sure why, when she was probably even MORE hateful of people who refused to be cardboard (behind her cpp facade of course) and was definitely the most boring about it sans Golem oops spoiler. Like removing herself from all the alliances so she wouldn't be involved in the drama LMAO. People said this was a good game move. I thought it just made her look lame lmao. I even went and read the confessionals and everyone was just like "uh.... okay?" And saying that people who cause drama are only looking for attention, lol yes I'm sure all 20 of the people in the internet involved in this will fulfill the needs of an attention whore. She truly demonstrated her awful colors at the FTC, when she totally could've got the votes to win, but blew it away with her shitty ftc answers. Like when she said she HAD to play a boring game, and it was reflected in her placement, as if me and Jynx's eliminations had anything to do with being entertaining. If we were just better at challenges, we would've ended up in the exact same spot and no way in hell were we boring, so her point is moot. I wish I was harder on her at ftc after that, but I feel inclined to respect people who make f2. Also proof she hates fun: she called Umbreon's meltdown her worst moment in her ftc answers LOL x_X Then when the votes were revealed she was all "Well I figured people would stick within their alliance lines teehee " when there were totally enough votes she could've swung (me included tbh even though I wasn't a fan, I keep my mind open at ftcs.) She just blew it, cuz her ftc was awf. Also the hosts loved her conf and I'm still not sure why. I was hoping hating fun was all just part of a mother shtick but all it did was confirm that was really her. Probably shoulda ranked her lower but oh well too late. The only reason she's even this high is because she was cool sometimes, like about pms and I hate when people are anal about those.

#12. ABRA
#11. GOLEM
Played by Snoopz. 3rd Place
Played by shadowknight. 6th Place
Double boot cuz holylol this write-up for both of these two are gonna be hard. Idk, both of these two made it really far in the game, but I didn't really have a relationship with either of them, but they also didn't really do anything super distinct. I remember Abra was okay with letting Dragonair win, which as I'm sure you've all gather by now, ew. He also got mad because a challenge got cancelled cuz Nitoking got self-pwnt and he got angry at that, and I'm not sure why. Seems like a waste of anger to me, chill honky. And was pretty much iconic for being super UTR. He made me lol once though by saying I could transform into him and teleport back and forth though, and at least had the decency to be UTR instead of visible like Dragonair, that bitch. so gj.

As for Golem aka rock boob lulz, idk what to write. Kinda like Wigglytuff in the sense that sometimes he was cool, but ultimately w/e. We started talking at the beginning of the game, but then he became part of the bro alliance and as we all know, Ditto was a staunch defender of the FRAN alliance. So we just stopped talking. Golem was the least vocal/volitile out of the bro alliance, but to me, that translates into thinking the same thing they were thinking, except BORING. People say sane people are needed in orgs, but idt that's even remotely true. The more insane, the better. Bring 'em on. At least he provided that lulzy gif of himself shitting on a pokemon or w/e.

#10. GENGAR
Played by punx. 9th Place
The bro alliance is now down to it's last straggler. ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ

The bro alliance was pretty hated, not only in game, but also from a lurker/host perspective too. And while I get the criticisms (believe me, I do. I experienced them first hand after all.) there's a weird part of me that appreciates them, just because it brought at least some opposition. And they were easily trolled, and if there isn't someone around who's easily trolled, it just kind of makes it that much harder to do my job. Even though Gengar wasn't a huge character, I still thought he was way more entertaining than Golem, like when I told him I hated him cuz "u stinky" he replied DO YOU WANT TO LOSE THIS GAME? Also his meltdown at the funale when he got Hitmonchanowned:

HITMONCHAN ENOUGH! OKAY! I don't fucking care what the hell you say. LEAVE ME THE FUCKING ALONE SINCE THE GAME IS FUCKING GOING TO END AND I RATHER LEAVE THIS GAME PEACEFULLY BEFORE I ACTUALLY HUNT YOU DOWN FOR REAL. I AM NOT FUCKING KIDDING.

alolllll

Gengar also caused a lot of drama with his totally ridiculous game moves, so I am forever grateful for that. But Gengar is also this low because despite everything I just said, he was still pretty boring overall. And he was also kind of a bitch. Like robbing goddesses in the game and saying I would laugh at people getting ejected wtf.

#9. UMBERON
Played by KW-Moonlight. 13th Place
lol I'm probably the only person to have UmBOREon this high but idc! ^_^ Like TBJ, KW-GODDESS is in my top5 orgers EVER, and currently holds the record for best ftc performance (and honestly, this probably will never get beat, so no one even try omg I'm getting furious just at the thought of how RAWBED she was KRYSTALGODDESSA <333) Oh wait, I'm supposed to be talking about Umberon.

Anyways, Umbreon was pretty boring in the game as everyone has collectively agreed, hell I thought so too in game. Kw wanted to play smart, but idk, now I just think it's kind of funny now idk. I hate to be one of THOSE PEOPLE, but when I read the convo between her and Steelix explaining how much she sucked in his conf and started luling. But what really what gets her this high is when KW showed her true (fabulous) colors after that fat annoying attention whore Jynx called everyone out, and Umberon decided to meltdown.

~Babes stop, you look bitter as fuck XD Let me tell you something you fat drama whore, I am on the bottom of Gengar/Golem/Dragonair hence the reason I am here you stupid whack ass bitch. I couldn't care less about the stupid shit that comes out you're dicksucking mouth. I have a life tbh sorry if you can say that because you have nothing else to say <3 I chose you because you are a dominant fierce competitor and everyone chooses you early, but now all I see is a bitter hag, fuck you babes xoxoxoxo

AND YOU KNOW WHAT EVERYONE? I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ANYMORE. I am sick of bullshitting this good people shit, I AM TIRED OF IT. Yeah I lied about everything with my good person mantra shit.

THIS IS ME, THE CRAZY WHACK ASS BITCH.

*BREATHES INTO PAPER BAG* amazing. Also I thought she was cute in the loser lounge. EVERYONE HATES ME ;__;

#8. NITOKING
Played by AuraFoxSomethingidrlol. Ejected 7th Place ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
Last bro down! Like Gengar, there was always a part of me that appreciated the bro alliance sometimes, but Nitoking was undoubtedly the STAR of the bro alliance. Like.... not even close. He was legit the only consistently entertaining one. He was always making top10 and even in the game, you can see in my conf I wanted to try to keep him around for as long as I could.

Nitoking is iconic for being the biggest troll bait biter of the entire game and it was HILARIOUS.

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Top 5 thread of the game. If not the best. Even though it peaked there in terms of anger boiling over, this was a CONSISTENT theme throughout the game, from thinking I didn't know "Greengars" actual name, to a whole bunch of stuff I could never remember. I'm not even gonna talk about his gameplay cause who cares. And even though other people hated seeing him go far, I knew deep down there was a part of me that was glad he made it as far as he did. However, he misses out on top7 cause he like ya know... got trolled, which hilar n all, but still hated fun deep down and took out awesum people. That and his exit was anti-climatic and lame and could've been prevented. bro why does u diding most forget of basic rule? XDDD D:

#7. VENONAT
Played by coc. 14th Place
OMG SO ROBBED. Note, the gap between 8th and 7th is so big. This top 7 is flawless and I would cast them again in any game I would host (but lol @ me ever hosting, lbr.) I'm not sure if anyone has picked up on this trait of mine, but I'm awful at ID'ing people. But the one person I can always id is either Gejo or coc. But I didn't have cocess id'd in this at all. I, like everyone, thought he was Jynx. (I thought Umbreon was comicstrip lol :bademoticon:)

Out of everyone in the game, I considered Venonat my closest ally. Vileplume was obviously my best, but I never contemplating turning against Venonat ever, and I would've done anything to keep him in the game. Whenever I play orgs, I often fall weak to the newbie player who is cute, but trying their all even with short pms. I'm not even a big or experienced player at all, but I always see myself as the older brother figure in DA games and every once in a while find one that I find myself liking and take under my wing to protect from awful people, like people who target other because they send short pms (which is seriously the most retarded thing ever.)

Even though I had my hunches Venonat was not even an actual noobie, I didn't care. I wanted him to stay forever because he was cute and hilarious. Like not knowing who to pm in the game, and his faux birthday and randomly playing both sides <3 Unfortunately, it wasn't meant to be, and he got robbed by Gengar because Dragonair is awful. Fortunately, I wasn't the only one to fall victim to Venonats charms and his boot ended up being controversial and shaping the rest of the game. You're a star. <3

#6. CUBONE
Played by Were. 8th place
omg a newbie! : o
I would've never guessed Cubone to be a newbie, because he was surprisingly capable. I say surprising, because newbies in da games kinda have the rep of being shitty and I think this is probably the main reason I love Cubone because he was so.... refreshing from most of the da newbies. Idk why, but for some reason most da newbies take the roleplaying elements a little TOO seriously, like targetting someone because of the char they're playing (only am rose could make this funny "You reminded me of eggman." <33333333333333) Or do things like playing their char even in their conf to the point you get nothing out of them and going to go catch food or something, and then hardly committing to the strategy portion of the game at all, because they think just going up to someone and saying "boot this person" is effective. Like I said, I don't mind short pms, but they'll sometimes give like... nothing of value lmao. But Were was completely different. He realised the social aspects of the game, and was able to grasp that and contribute to the strategy portion of the game, and he just -got- the point of orgs, yk? And since this was the first da game I played after I took a break after sfc org 2, which everyone is hopefully aware was a disaster by now because of problems said above, this was an extremely refreshing change of pace.

Also, his confessionial is absolutely BRILLIANT. omg idk why, I just randomly love it so much. THIS IS HOW YOU DO CPP BITCHES. However, Cubone just misses out on top 6 because even though Were is an amazing newbie, and I love his conf, he was sometimes kinda boring on the main board, and he knew how to werk a pm but not how to WERK a pm - stealix, me XDD

#5. VILEPLUME
Played by agreenparrot. 1st Place

I would've never expected agp to rank this high in any ranking of mine lmao. Out of all of the org players, in terms of how I perceive/liked people in orgs, agp has definitely been on a cpp journey. My (and his) first experience in an org with him, we were p. much rivals the whole game because I thought Dick was a boring fake pedophile, and then Matt happened, and that was even WORSE. Took my break off orgs for while. I saw agp was playing as Jenna and I was just like then I watched her from a host position, and realized I actually liked her. : o Then survivor jam happened (whatever the hell that is) and he won that, and I heard he wasn't sucky, and he couldn't have been since he was loyal to kwgoddess <3 And then Vileplume happened.

lulz, I've been dreading this write-up because I really don't know what to write. Idk, cuz I feel like Vileplume has the stigma of being boring, even though she definitely wasn't, but idk if I have the ability in my writing to defend that. Also cuz I'm old and my memory is slipping (but not like badasp old.)

Right off the bat I wanted to align with her, because I just thought she was kinda coolish, and that was pretty much the start of it all. We formed the alliance of me-her-hitmomchin and it pretty much shaped the rest of the game, once she pulled in Cubone and I pulled in Jynx and Venonat.

Even though I wouldn't say Vileplume was my CLOSEST ally, she was definitely my best ally, only because we went through so much, and stuck through thick and thin. Even though she didn't contribute to the drama as much as my other allies (which have yet to be ranked) idk she just did playing mart the right way? Cause she didn't get involved, but she didn't cockblock it either. And her conf shows she pretty much just soaked up all of it, and never thought she was disingenous about that. So I loved her, and I was so happy she won. I don't really have any complaints about her. I guess I just like our 4 more.

4. GROWLITHE
Played by Lazercatz. 10th Place
I've tried to drag Growlithe as far as I justifiably could, and the only reason it's been taking me this long to update is because I've been swinging back n fourth on wither to put my 3rd place 4th and put Growlithe in 3rd, but I don't think I could logically cut the people in the top3 before Growlithe.

Throughout the whole game, Growlithe was my, after Venonat left, my random favorite remaining in the game. Lots of people had painted Growlithe with the stigma that they though Growlithe was fake, but even in-game, I never let the rumor cloud my judgement. Me n Gorwlithe weren't even aligned or anything, and we would only talk like once a round or so. It wasn't even game either, it was mostly just me being all "puppy arf arf but no gives water bowl cause gorlithe does DIES!! D :" but idk she was just very pleasant and easy going, but without being BORING and it truly endeared me to her (even tho i was trolling in that one challenge when i said growlithe was my favorite to win lol.) So coot! ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ

Growlithe wasn't a big player at all, and never really commited to any alliances, but I also think that's part of Growlithe's charm. She was such an out of place random, and an UTRSTAR!!! <3 With some of my favorite random posts on the main board such as "What is cunt? cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt :growlithe:" "*pees in the corner*" and "SOMETIMES I LICK MY NAYNAY." alolwtf. Also her random breakout boot ep. So real. You were utrpawesome! <3

3. JYNX

Jynx was definitely one of the biggest characters of the game, if not the biggest of the entire game. I'm pretty sure, even if some where annoyed with her at some point, everyone overall loved her in and out of the game, if I read the confessionals correctly.

Basically Jynx was just a huge bitch who dominated the game, and would just start shit for the sake of starting shit. She was definitely the best player in the game imo. The only thing really hindering her was her challenge abilities. And really, if it wasn't for her one little mistake she made at the f5, she could've made it another round. (tho tbh, if she had saved dragonair from going into the pit instead of me, i woulda taken her not dragonair since she clearly wouldn't have been with me lmao. i guess she was just kinda damned if she didnt and damned if she did at that point just cuz of the way the cards fell, but lbr, she woulda had a way better chance at survival against me since im shit at challenges lmao.)

Also for someone who I feel played the best strategical game, she also exuded a ton of personality. One round she thought she was going home so she revealed a lot of... "truths" just cause she could lmfao. You think that would make her a dead man walking since she survived, but she flawlessly recovered regardless, which is kinda hot ngl. I feel like this mome is kinda the epitome of Jynx. She also, in typical comicstrip fashion, had a great conf. Capture or release thread <3

The only reason Jynx isn't top two is because a) the other two were funnier to me, which is clearly what I value most and b) sometimes there were small Jynx's moments she was just kinda flat out obnoxious/hypocritical, but overall, this was clearly an amazing performance and she was a undeniable legend of the game.