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gamerjohn022691 — HNN Prologue Episode 5
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Our heroes approach the rubble near the 9/11 Memorial. Kirby approaches the caved-in area, but King Dedede stops him in the nick of time.(BG: Age of Discovery)
King Dedede: Hold on, Kirby! I've got this! I've been breaking rocks even before you came along.
He pulls out his hammer, and crushes the rocks with powerful swings. As the dust settles a red creature similar to Kirby with no mouth, a cream-colored face, cream-colored feet, a blue bandanna, and a spear laced with a red ribbon lies unconscious. Next to him is a white-and-red robot with a binocular-like head, a red diode on top of its head, a vertebra-like body with long robotic arms, and a hexagon-shaped base with a sticker that reads "Family Computer Robot" on the front. The robot's eyes light up the instant it activates, with a green glow to them.
(BG: E. Gadd's Laboratory)
Robot: Greetings and salutations, my friends! I am the Family Computer Robot, sometimes known as the Robotic Operating Buddy. You, my new friends, can call me R.O.B.
Rocky: It is a pleasure to meet you, R.O.B.
The red creature regains consciousness.
Creature: Ugh... What happened?
King Dedede: You got caught in a rockslide, which buried you and R.O.B., little Waddle Dee.
Waddle Dee: (starstruck) Then, you must be the legendary King Dedede that my uncle was writing to me about! He also tells me you haven't been treating my kind fairly...
Soon, something vibrates in the king's robe.
(BG: Marching to Honolulu)
King Dedede: (notices) Hold on, that's my cell phone.
He pulls out a cell phone, but Waddle Dee prepares to make a speech.
Waddle Dee: (nervously) I sure hope this works...
He pulls out a piece of paper, memorizing what's written on it, and then puts it away.
Waddle Dee: (angrily) Listen to me, Mr. Great King! If you're looking for the kind of minion who takes abuse and never sticks up for himself, I'm you Dee! You can treat me like dirt and I'll still kiss your feet and call it ice cream, and if you don't like it, I can change!
King Dedede: (talking into phone) I'll call you back. (hangs up, then turns to Waddle Dee) I like your attitude: Feisty, yet spineless! You're hired!
Waddle Dee: (tearfully) You mean it?! I'm in?!
He jumps into the air gleefully.
Waddle Dee: WAHOO!!!
He drops down by spinning his spear like a helicopter blade, and stops inches from the ground to land.
Waddle Dee: You won't be sorry, Great King!
Soon, a Frisbee clocks Mario on the head.
Mario: (dazed) Mama-mia!
Rocky: (panics) Mario!
Voice #1: Dude, I think you threw to hard.
Voice #2: But, I wasn't sure if you could go long or not.
From Mario's POV, he passes out.
Peach's Voice: MARIO!!!
To be continued...
