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gamerjohn022691 — HNN Prologue Episode 7
Published: 2013-02-22 20:09:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 516; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 2
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As the group approaches Manhattan, Jake is digging in his friend's hat.Jake: (disgusted) Sick, man! You really need to use a better shampoo.
Finn: (annoyed) Dude, my shampoo always works.
PB: (holding her nose) No offense, Finn, but Jake's right.
The plumber sees a notebook-like object fly out of Finn's pocket, and it flies smack into his face.
(BG: Comic Walk)
Mario: (panics) MAMA-MIA! I'M-A CAN'T SEE!
The young Cappy girl uses a bulky, but lightweight, device to check the weather, while Rocky, at the wheel, licks his index claw, points it straight up, and looks at it, now covered in ice.
Rocky: (shivers) It's s-so c-c-cold!
PB: That's strange... The forecast predicted nice, clear skies.
As they reach their destination, Rocky stops near a massive pileup of snow.
Rocky: (worried) I-I-I think Manhattan may have been wiped off the map...
Mario begins laughing.
(BG: Wario Land: SML3 Title)
Mario: (laughs) Holy ravioli! This-a book is-a funny!
Rocky: (realizes) Book? (thinking) Who would write such a hilarious book?
(BG: Lonely Hearts Club)
The Koopa snatches the book.
Rocky: Let me see that book!
Mario: (shouts) Ouch! Paper cut!
Rocky looks at the book's cover.
Rocky: (reading aloud) "Fionna and Cake" by Simon "Ice King" Petrikov?!
Mario puts a bandage on the palm of his hand.
Rocky's Voice: I see... Mario's been chortling at this....tasteless writing? Is there anything in here so much more entertaining than my navigation and driving skills?!?!
Buddy: (sweatdrops) Oh, boy! We'd better take cover, pal! Koopas like Rocky are always the most violent of their species!
Rocky then tears the book in half.
Rocky: (anger mark) HOW DARE ANYONE IN THE UNIVERSE INSERT THEMSELVES TO RUIN THEIR OWN BOOK?! NO ONE DOES THAT TO THEIR OWN CREATIONS WITH THEMSELVES, OR THEIR OWN LIKENESS IN IT! NO ONE!!! SIMON IS HIS RESPONSIBILITY FOR HIS OWN LITERATURE, AND THEREFORE WILL BE MY FIRST TARGET!!! BRING ME THE VILE CREATURE WHO WROTE THIS TOME!!!!!
Soon, Lyndsay screams in the distance.
(BG: Shock Horror)
Lyndsay: (panicked) Look at what happened to Buddy! He's frozen solid.
Knuckle Joe: (determined) I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS!
Lyndsay: No, Knuckle Joe! He might break apart!
Princess Peach: Hey, where's Rocky?
(BG: Heroes Win)
The hot-headed Koopa climbs the mountain of frozen rain.
Rocky: (panting) You'll never... get away with this, Mr.... Petrikov!
Soon, he stops near a group of penguins wearing tribal makeup and holding spears. The leader quacks loudly, calling its teammates to form one giant penguin made of several penguins.
Rocky: (infuriated) I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS NONSENSE!!!
He delivers a powerful punch, causing the giant penguin to fall apart, scattering the penguins across the white, powdery hill. He reaches the top to see a blue-skinned man with a bushy white beard, a crown with three hexagonal red gems on his head, skinny arms emanating with a wintery power, and a blue robe that covers up his slender tape-covered body.
(BG: Dangerous A)
Rocky: You're mine, Ice King!
Ice King: (cackles, then turns around) I guess my penguin minions were not enough for you. So, you want to battle me?
Rocky dives at the elderly wizard king, and both start fighting in a cartoon dust cloud, until Rocky emerges with a book similar to the one he tore apart, but the words "The Original Version" are written under the title.
Rocky: Now, to undo your horrible crime, and release these being from their imprisonment!
He hold the book, as his claws dig into the pages, and he displays a gold-colored aura around himself.
Ice King: (shocked) W-What's going on here?!
Rocky's eyes open, and the events taking place in the book are all rewound, as all the characters emerge from the book. This sudden turn of events causes all the snow to melt.
Ice King: (panics) No! No, no, no, no!
Soon, Rocky drops down on top of a now-visible skyscraper. The book he was holding was reduced to ashes, and the character (most of them) are standing near Rocky's friend. Rocky then jumps off the roof.
Ice King: (tearfully) My fanfiction...
The camera changes to an overhead crane shot zoomed into Ice King's face.
Ice King: (screams) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
As he screams, the camera zooms out, eventually showing North America, Earth, and the Solar System. The camera's view changes to Buddy being thawed out.
Knuckle Joe: (angrily) ARE YOU CRAZY?! YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN YOURSELF KILLED BY THAT MADMAN!
Rocky: (proudly) Sorry, Knuckle Joe. But, I cannot be killed by being frozen, electrocution, fires, Silver Arrows, guillotines, guns, explosives, nuclear detonation, dizzying heights, and/or being beaten up!
Jake: That was nuts, dude! You totally rocked!
Buddy emerges from the ice, and is given a blanket.
Buddy: (shivers) W-W-What did I miss, pal?
Rocky: Only the greatest lightshow of all time!
Soon, they hop back into the Koopa Sedan, and they head closer to their destination.
To be continued...
