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As Rocky wakes up the next morning, a pair of unfamiliar blue eyes stares at him.Female Voice: Wake up, sleepyhead!
(BG: House of Horror)
Rocky screams as he wakes up in the middle of the night.
Rocky: (sweatdrops) Geez, that was one heck of a nightmare I had.
Female Voice: I wouldn't say that.
He screams again, only to wake up at 5:59 A.M.
Rocky: Well, at least the worst part's over...
The alarm clock rings, startling Rocky and sending him up to the ceiling, as he clings to it like a cartoon cat.
Rocky: (sighs) What a relief! It was just my alarm going off.
He comes down, and pulls out a hammer from his dresser.
Rocky: (darkly) I didn't want to have to do this, but you left me no option, Mr. Ring-a-Ding-Ding!
He hoists the blunt object high above his head, and smashes the clock with it. Soon, a whistling sound is heard.
Rocky: (mutters) Hmm... Coffee must be ready.
He exits the door with his cup of coffee, while a familiar old man is assisted by a mysterious gray-skinned female with two visible fangs, black hair, a gray shirt, blue jeans, two fang holes on her neck, and glaring red eyes.
(BG: The Mob)
Girl: Simon, do we have to do this? It's 6:00 in the morning.
Ice King: Patience, friend. We must get ready...
As the Koopa finishes his coffee, he trips over a seemingly-invisible wire, but doesn't fall. Instead, he takes one step back, and cuts the wire with a pair of scissors.
Rocky: Nice try, Ice-for-brains, but you'll have to get up pretty early in the morning to pull a fast one on me.
He stops just shy of a banana peel, picks it up, and throws it in a recycling bin.
Rocky: (slyly) Think that's going to stop me, Simon? Ha! This is just child's play!
The Koopa leaves, without a single word.
Ice King: (annoyed) And I thought Finn was a pest!
Girl: Speaking of which, I'm going to visit him. Bye, Simon.
Ice King: Goodbye, Marcie! (realizes) Wait, what?!
As Rocky picks up the newspaper, he looks through the Jobs section.
Rocky: Hmm... Let's see... (reading) "Wanted: Anyone ages 13-80. Multiple spots left, so enroll now. Call 555-KNGK, or visit our location in Times Square." (to himself) Interesting.
Later, he sticks a DVD labeled "Orientation Video" into a DVD Player.
Rocky: Okay, after I watch this, I just need to fill in the application papers with my friends.
The Koopa puts a stack of papers, and the camera zooms at the high-definition television.
To be concluded...








