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HNN Episode 6: Koopa-Napped!The Sunday Night after Rocky temporarily left the apartment, he's fast asleep, but is tossing and turning yet again.
(Dream Sequence)
Inside the dream, Rocky is dressed in detective clothes, and is immediately surrounded by wacky-looking villains.
Rocky: (panics) Bear Hands! Pack Man! Lock Jaw! Pizza Face! Low Brow! Mad Dog! Svelte Man! Dirty Rat! The Three-Dog Knight! Mike Bison! Big Feet!
He then summons his courage, and stands up to the villains.
Rocky: You're all under arrest!
The villains roar violently, and Rocky manages to escape, only for an alien-like robot to summon tiny flying saucers that attack the unfortunate Koopa, who then decides to hide behind a door. As the villains gang up on him, the dream starts to end.
(End Dream Sequence)
He then opens his eyes to see himself neck-deep in a cauldron of water. Various small men wearing red and blue uniforms begin dancing around the cauldron.
(BG: Touch Fuzzy, Get Dizzy)
Rocky: Where am I, Hawaii?
Man: You shut up!
Some of the chefs begin chopping carrots and other vegetables into the cauldron, and they add some salt, and then some pepper, some of which makes contact with the Koopa's snout.
Rocky: (preparing to sneeze) Ah, ah, ah...
The menfolk take cover under the tables.
Rocky: AHHHHHH-CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
The sneeze causes him to shoot a fire from his mouth that changes color every second, in the order of the colors of the rainbow. As he rubs his nose, he notices that he's tied up in a rope. In a last-ditch effort, he jumps out of the cauldron, and he runs like the wind.
(BG: Calling All Clowns)
Man: (realizes) He's making a break for it! After him!
Rocky then notices a purple glare in each man's eyes, as they chase him down while wearing white cloth bibs and holding knives and forks. Soon, they're stopped by a giant ape-like creature with chocolate-brown fur, well-developed muscles, and a red necktie with a yellow set of initials reading "DK".
(DK Arcade Opening Theme)
Ape: Back away from him, fools!
The purple gazes then fade away from the men.
(BG: Hawaiian Cocktail)
Man: We're really sorry, mister. The truth is, our princesses wanted us to try a special incense that Prince Albert gave their fathers, and it made us really hungry.
The men then untie the Koopa.
Female Voices: Hi, Mr. Donkey Kong!
The Koopa and Kong turn to see two portly females. One has blonde curly hair that flows downward and is wearing mainly pink clothes. The other has brown curly hair closer to her head and is wearing mainly blue clothes. Later, at the apartment, the two Fat Princesses and DK put Rocky back in his bed, and he gives them room keys in return, as they dart to their respective rooms. Soon, Rocky's alarm rings, and he sees that it's Monday.
Rocky: Well, it looks like it's back to the old grind.
With a smile on his face, he gets himself ready for work.
The End.
