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Phen01 In reply to pc-engine [2012-05-27 22:51:04 +0000 UTC]

why are you being such a boner

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pc-engine In reply to Phen01 [2012-05-28 15:25:36 +0000 UTC]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about my cooking, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Culinary Institute of America, and I've been involved in numerous iron chef challenges, and I have over 300 confirmed recipes for Créme fraiche. I am trained in Habachi and I'm the top cook at my local Japanese Steak House. You are nothing to me but just another ingredient. I will feed you with culinary skills the likes of which have never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with serving that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, busboy. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of celebrity chefs across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the feast, stomach. The feast that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your cooking. You're fucking dead, sous chef. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can cook for you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed grilling but I have access to the entire arsenal of appetizers at Fridays and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your hunger off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy concoction your little "clever" recipe was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have waited for desert. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will cook a ferociously delicious Béchamel sauce for you and you will drown in it. You're going to be fucking stuffed, kiddo

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