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Disclaimer: This is a work of satire and shouldn't be taken seriously.----/ end disclaimer
And it is finally finished! Now you too can make the best ever character!
Let me know if this tutorial is as helpful as the last ones!
I pity those on dial-up viewing this.
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HOLLY CRAP
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THE SPORK AND THE DUCT TAPE DOE.
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AMAZING WORK.
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Instant Mary Sue 101 flandre495 Style:
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1)Β Find a photo ofΒ some dead famous politician. (Lincoln would be nice)
2)Β Draw rainbow fairy wings and sparkly eyes with different colours on him.
3) Decorate the picture with rainbows and sparkles till it is more sparkly than that Edward Cullen.
4) Give that sparklified politician special, magical powers like a gaze so powerful and succubus that just a quick glance can heal wounds, bring dead people to life, make everyone fall hopelessly in love with him even gays and lesbians and make armpit hairs fall off.
5) Give your sparklified politician a stupid name like Adolf Hitler Sparkly Hikaru Sakura Miyako Kojiro Nadia George Bush Moonshine D'elicious Cirno Frogface Emerald Diamond Sepiroth. (Or the politician's wife's name.)
6) Now mass-ship him with the original politician. Make them fall madly in love which results in absolutely divine gay sex.
Wha???! Forget about sex, how am I even supposed to fall in love with that thing??!!
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If you picked only one or two special things to add to your character (i.e. Conrad Leon is actually an anthropomorphic lizard, but wears a special device that transforms him into a human) without blowing it way out of proportions, he or she is a normal character.
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Only if the "special" things you add fit with the universe for which you're creating the character.
The most basic definition of a Mary Sue is an OC that breaks the rules of the universe it's inserted into.
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Or one that earns "divine help," where the creator of said work favors them over others..
Not me. I'm a misery socialist. I spread the misery wealth for all my characters! LET THEM ALL SUFFER!!!
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Sounds like a lot of LJ Smith's characters are mary sues...
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BUT I DON'T WANT TO BLIND THOSE POOR POLAR BEARS...
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Omg your signature!!!! Excalibur has to be the best disaster I've ever seen.
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"My brain is trying to eat itself to escape this"
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Hilarious!
coughLegolascough XD
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I find this to be hilarious XD
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*beating palm against he desk, omg can't breath this is hysterical* *insert flat line noise here, then dial tone* [Robot voice: We're sorry, the viewer you are trying to reach cannot be contacted right now as she is currently being revived by an Ambulance due to lack of oxygen to her brain from laughing to long throughout reading this.]
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MY EYES!! Oh goodness, this was pretty awesome! I think I might have to make the most awesometastic character eva!!!
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Oh wait its not a meme, nevermind, ignore my last comment
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Where did you find the template to make this?
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thats the funniest thing i have ever read roflmmfao!!
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totally used this to make a mary sue!
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And then everyone's jealousy gets that person banned in the group~ Yaaaaaay~
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I thought about this in English and had to try not to laugh!
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I love this! I want my character to be 1/4 teacup! Why didn't I think of that
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Oh My Gosh! This is so funny! The best way of showing people Mary Sues I've ever seen! I laughed through all of this!
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... My Mary Sue is a dude. Would he be a "Mark Sully?"
I love this.
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that would be a gary-stu
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What a great tutorial! I can like make my own Mary Sue now and she'll be perfect and everyone will love her! XD
Glorious satirical work. Glorious I say.
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What if... I created a Mary Sue and then: plot twist! it's ten villain!
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You forgot how once you have created the perfect character you write a book about them called 50 Shades of Gray XD
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Somehow, somehow, none of my Mary Sues ended up like that. Perhaps I got it wrong when I had Heero Yuy shoot my first one between the eyes when she tried to seduce him.
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This... is quite possibly the funniest. thing. ever.
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This is such awesome satire... it deserves a Space Badger Award of Awesomeness.
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Can I like, voice all of your tutorials? These are so amazing
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Sure, why not. 
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thanks for this ^^ I'm entering a Mary-Sue contest and this is just what i need!
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[link] I think shes perfect!! XD though i used the tutorial as a model for her personality
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XD none of my OCs are perfect... In fact, one of my first OCs is a bad guy XD One was a bad guy but turned out to be a neutral person (he stopped killing everything he saw) and others never could kill something... Waffle for example...
Anyway, great tutorial! XD
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I'm laughing to hard to breathe... bravo! Bravo!
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