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Description
Dorkgasm

Imagine the coolest thing you could ever think of
The coolest motherfucking thing that you could think of
It’s not hard I do it all the time
There are just too many things I could think of
That makes me get all hot and sweaty
Like an ATLA/FMA crossover
A video game with ninja/pirate/cyborg/monkeys fighting zombies
An actual catgirl for a girlfriend
Or maybe having Bruce Campbell as a dad
Or how about all of them at once?
Let me tell you right now, it makes me excited

(chorus)

It feels like I’m gonna have a…dorkgasm
You know what I mean
That feeling a geek gets
When something mind-blowing happens
A feeling that makes you so happy and spazzy
And talk about it for days on end

How about a chance to talk with Stan Lee?
Or to shake Shigeru Miyamoto’s hand?
How about actually befriending Jack Black?
Maybe jamming with MSI or RBF?
Getting an autograph from Steve Blum himself?
Dang, I’m really flipping out just thinking about it

(chorus x3)

Some people may not agree
They may say that we need to calm down
But they are just jealous
They don’t want us to express ourselves
They want us to conform
So give ‘em the old single finger salute
And scream, “Fuck you!”
Because you won’t hold me down

(guitar solo)

So I hope that this has shown you
A good example of coolness that can be thought up
Some might never happen
But that’s what dreams, doujinshis, and fan fictions are for
So keep on dreaming, and thinking up
New cool things everybody
Because we just can’t fit them all into this song

(chorus x3)

(guitar solo 2)

(outro)

Description
Dorkgasm

Imagine the coolest thing you could ever think of
The coolest motherfucking thing that you could think of
It’s not hard I do it all the time
There are just too many things I could think of
That makes me get all hot and sweaty
Like an ATLA/FMA crossover
A video game with ninja/pirate/cyborg/monkeys fighting zombies
An actual catgirl for a girlfriend
Or maybe having Bruce Campbell as a dad
Or how about all of them at once?
Let me tell you right now, it makes me excited

(chorus)

It feels like I’m gonna have a…dorkgasm
You know what I mean
That feeling a geek gets
When something mind-blowing happens
A feeling that makes you so happy and spazzy
And talk about it for days on end

How about a chance to talk with Stan Lee?
Or to shake Shigeru Miyamoto’s hand?
How about actually befriending Jack Black?
Maybe jamming with MSI or RBF?
Getting an autograph from Steve Blum himself?
Dang, I’m really flipping out just thinking about it

(chorus x3)

Some people may not agree
They may say that we need to calm down
But they are just jealous
They don’t want us to express ourselves
They want us to conform
So give ‘em the old single finger salute
And scream, “Fuck you!”
Because you won’t hold me down

(guitar solo)

So I hope that this has shown you
A good example of coolness that can be thought up
Some might never happen
But that’s what dreams, doujinshis, and fan fictions are for
So keep on dreaming, and thinking up
New cool things everybody
Because we just can’t fit them all into this song

(chorus x3)

(guitar solo 2)

(outro)