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OK I COULDNT HELP IT. This is Titti And she is a superhero, She fell and landed on two puddles of alien chemicals which turned her boobs into metal that can Β exptend into wepons.. It also made her extremely sensitive to heat so the less clothes the better :3ΒShe also has a special fire attack. : D ..
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Did people actually took this seriously? My god
I want to meet herΒ arch-enemy. It's a must
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I feel like she doesn't really need a fire attack, character creation wise, with transmorphic metal boobs. The fire doesn't really fit with the theme of metal tit powers.
More though she could use a shirt...
It's the Quiet conundrum, any time you make skimpy outfits a necessary aspect of the character's abilities it lessens the character because it lessens their agency. They're not choosing to dress like that as an aspect of their character, the creator is forcing the character to do it, essentially.
Sort of like Anita Blake Vampire Hunter, L.K. Hamilton wanted her to have lots of sex in the books, but she'd written the character as someone who wasn't like that.
So instead of having her grow or evolve as a character she inflicted unwanted vampire powers on her so she had to have lots of anonymous sex or die. She has to fuck, or she dies, leaving her no choice in the matter, essentially making her a kind of sex slave. Every time she had sex it would be a kind of little rape, the kind that would encourage her to commit rape, oddly enough.
It's the kind of thing that would cause depression, anxiety, self loathing, but instead it's just played off.
Which is why Anita Blake the character winds up sucking... Well, aside from everyone hilariously underestimating a woman famous for slaying supernatural creatures because she's a woman. Ironically this makes them right, because the only reason she wins is because she's always underestimated.
But yeah, I always say minimize the number of things about a character that exist for reasons they have no control over. Also don't play it off like a personality trait. There's a big difference between a character who goes shirtless all the time because they like to, and one who has to or they'll get heat stroke. One is a fun loving shirtless weirdo, and the other is most likely to be the literal opposite of that.
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Can't you take a joke?
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Did you read the post and think of that or is this just a knee jerk reaction?
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Wait, isn't that meme all about white knighting in the hope that women will like you?
Cause nobody likes pedantry, I should know.
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congrats you get why we are all laughing at you.
this is satire and a joke character.
all we are seeing oh Mr. women's rights is you tipping your fedora and saying
"Don't the worry, all the fine damsels. i will save the from this joke now please love and adore me for my actions"
and as for the whole "Cause sarcasm only comes through contextually. It's not a parody unless it's in context." you left for me
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these were posted just before this image. it is a joke
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And I'm saying it's a shitty joke character.
The "character who embodies all the problems" thing is the start of the parody, it's not a joke in and of itself. As in the character itself is out of the context that generates the punch line.
Anyone can make a shitty stereotype character for the lulz, unless it's exaggerated into the ground or put in a story's context there's no joke.
Even when taking into account the previous posts (which themselves in no way set up a parody character) there's just nothing funny. Unless pointing out stupid character stereotypes makes you laugh.
But again, creating a character like that isn't itself a joke, it never calls attention to why this set of traits is weird or what's wrong with making a character like this. It never makes a point about any greater trends or anything like that, it just sits there.
And as far as character traits go they're all things that could be made to work, the traits themselves aren't ridiculous or heinous enough to make the joke work, they're just an ill advised combination.
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I can't tell if you're joking or actually serious...
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Today we learned that not liking to wear a lot of clothes, having tits Β and liking to work in a kitchen is a problem weird or wrong :3 Good job! Sir your the problem who thinks these natural things are a problem
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Seriously, you are so shit at this parody business, stop it.
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You still have some issues man xD
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Shut up, you jerk. AT LEAST GRIFF CAN TAKE A JOKE. Unlike some people... HINT. HINT.
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Stop telling women how to dress/act Lmao
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I should point out that it doesn't matter what the character wears or acts like.
But you can't pretend that a character is empowered while specifically pointing out they have no control over what they wear.
Also I would never wear a fedora, that's a women's hat.
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I agree Iron Tits shouldn't be wearing this. There's no WAY she can do the splits in midair and straddle her nemesis with pants.
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Only full body leotards give us that ability, otherwise Spiderman would just be a teenage exhibitionist weirdo.
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Dunno if Spiderman wore fishnets he might be able to stick to surfaces better.
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No no no, of course he would, fetish clothing improves any superpower.
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Did you know you can get accurate customizable supersuits at a zentai fetish site?
Just a thought.
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Oh god, I'm having TF story archive flashbacks. No, Van Man, please stop telling me about your zentai suit stories, I don't care that they're living zentai suit! IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE! NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT SHIT!
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Too late. All superheroes would kill for a casual zentai suit that gives access to doing the diddly do and peeing.
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hey didn't need to pee when they were living zentai suits... *haunted look*T
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They had to do the P and get some D. Just saying.
Spiderman was quite the popular guy. He should be drawn with a crotch zipper that goes all the way to his butthole.
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He should acquire a dick before he gets a zipper.
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You're right! That way we can see how exciting the fight is if ya know what I mean.
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Why else would anyone fight crime?
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Really any time I see Spiderman I think of the canon Spideypool. OTP for life. Maybe in future movies we'll get a little bromance action with the two like they implied in Deadpool's game. And what's canon in the universe, multiple times over in multiple AUs. Β Well, not bromance. Totally homo no bromo. The kiddo playing the new Spider Man is adorable, I think it'd be something worth tuning into.
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Oh yeah, that new Spiderman is alright, I think his name is Ryan Reynolds.
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Omfg I just spat out my drink.
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Only the best for our superheroes. I'm going to make a tutorial video on how to fix griffsnuff's shitty design don't worry.
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I'm dying omf
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Also I would never wear a fedora, that's a women's hat.
" oh no I would never do something a woman would do, im not sexist just sayin yo because im against women having powers they cant control but wearing what a woman wears thats taking it to far yo"
History lesson
During the nineteenth century and the first half of the twentieth century, hats and caps were a necessary part of a well-dressed man's daily wardrobe. Between the 1890s and the 1960s, one of the most popular hats was the fedora, a soft felt hat with a brim and tapered crown with a crease down the center. For several decades gangsters, politicians, fashionable bachelors, and conservative family men all wore fedora hats whenever they left home.
How about you stop deciding what women or characters in general can and cannot do when they are not your characters. Wolves dont usually wear hats either and making animals wear clothes in general is someplaces concidered animal abuse. Β ;3
Oh yeah they arent real life, they are fiction so its not the same. *smack of the head*
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The word fedora comes from the title of an 1882 play by dramatist Victorien Sardou, Fedora being written for Sarah Bernhardt. The play was first performed in the United States in 1889. Bernhardt played Princess FΓ©dora, the heroine of the play. During the play, Bernhardt β a notorious cross-dresserβ wore a center-creased, soft brimmed hat. The hat was fashionable for women, and the women's rights movement adopted it as a symbol.
OOOOH SNAP! Out historied, dog!
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XD still doesnt make it a womans hat. Besides sir I cannot wear something Β a woman wears because its beneath me trying to fight for women lmao
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Yes it does, it explicitly does. And if you like it so much you should wear it.
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Doesnt like women wearing no clothes, but is completely against wearing a hat that men has worn forever because omg it was inspired by a woman. You are so full of shit it is ihilarious xD keep it comming.
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I'm p sure this was a joke XD
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