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Ok so this random person told me they could speak and understand every single language in the world, even talk latin without any flaws.

And I tell them they need to prove it by filming it but they give the excuse that they dont have a youtube. And not long after proceeds to write down my Name nature lyrics in diffrent languages as "evidence"

Here is the lyrics in norwegian


Dette er en pinne
og dette er en stein
Dette er en kongle
og dette er ei grein.

Dette er ei buske
og dette er en elv
og dette er en gresslauk
og der går det en elg.



Wait something isnt right with these translates from the proclaimed language genious.  I think we have a google translator fail since gresslauk is written in my dialect  and it cannot be translated with google translator

xD FAIL of the day.

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Danvii [2013-10-13 16:37:52 +0000 UTC]

and what does "gressaluk" mean?(is it the same as "gressløk" but written differently?)  I'm dying of couriosity xD

I speak english and spanish fluently (spanish more than english), I did two and a hlaf years of french(and yet I know really little), and five of portuguese(but I can speak soo little that I sound like a weird thing.. but as it's like spanish I can somewhat understand)... I know that in norwegian "tusen takk" means thanks and "pinne" means stick xD

I can speak sarcasm, "turro" and "geringoso" (my "fake-language" list xD)

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griffsnuff In reply to Danvii [2013-10-13 22:17:15 +0000 UTC]

It is chive :3

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Danvii In reply to griffsnuff [2013-10-13 23:17:39 +0000 UTC]

ooohh :3

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i-Moosker [2013-10-09 17:45:56 +0000 UTC]

How old do you think they are? I could understand it if they were maybe 9 years old.

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LaraMuk [2013-10-07 21:02:29 +0000 UTC]

this makes me giggle. even without the "proof"  there's too many languages for someone to speak every single language in the world. i would never believe that ever if someone said it to me lol.  i may believe someone knows many languages, but not all of them XD  as for me i only speak english and japanese (I'm not fluent, but i know enough to have conversations and navigate the country. working on fluency XD)

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MisteryKeylockes [2013-10-05 19:09:28 +0000 UTC]

Maybe it is a type of moose?

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IluvJaystar [2013-10-05 14:11:14 +0000 UTC]

DONT UNDERSTAND THIS XD  like how its a fail

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Lintegrisse [2013-10-05 09:43:40 +0000 UTC]

GG.. google translate on russian SO HARD.. grammar fail xD

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RMXTrailMix [2013-10-05 06:10:32 +0000 UTC]

I've come across many users who claim to this; almost always it's a teenager, and oftentimes involving two teen girls trying to outdo each other.

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Caspia583 [2013-10-05 03:09:16 +0000 UTC]

What an idiot.

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Caspia583 In reply to Caspia583 [2013-10-05 03:15:32 +0000 UTC]

Also here is google's translation of the Norwegian version:

This is a stick and this is a stone This is a cone and this is a branch. This is a bush and this is a river and this is a gresslauk(seeing as this is repeated without being changed due to language I'd say its a name)and where there is a moose. 

... Really? I mean what does this even MEAN?!?!?

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squidlink In reply to Caspia583 [2014-05-01 21:45:34 +0000 UTC]

gresslauk means chive

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Caspia583 In reply to squidlink [2014-05-24 00:31:05 +0000 UTC]

thanks

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DementedHula [2013-10-05 02:49:54 +0000 UTC]

Omg now I'm curious what "gresslauk" means XD

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EmoSkaterDaniel [2013-10-04 17:23:08 +0000 UTC]

Wow. Who was it?

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Rainbowslpash [2013-10-04 13:59:34 +0000 UTC]

le slow clap

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Ziggyfox [2013-10-04 12:15:50 +0000 UTC]

I don't know what you're talking about but gresslauk and moose are notoriously untranslatable to any language, as a master of languages such as he would know. Just ask me what gresslauk means. I can't tell you, it doesn't translate! IM. POSSIBLE.


gresslauk moose

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chocolateangeliza [2013-10-04 10:23:23 +0000 UTC]

Best fail ever, I mean really. the first one is hindi, I mean, couldn't they even notice that the 'gresslauk' is the odd one out. xD

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KurlyCrazyKat [2013-10-03 18:29:14 +0000 UTC]

I can speak english, the tiniest mili-speck of spanish, and an old, rare language called Ohcyspetelpmocamai, anyone else? 

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chocolateangeliza In reply to KurlyCrazyKat [2013-10-04 10:24:55 +0000 UTC]

hmm


I speak

English, Hindi(the first language shown in the 'example', spanish, french, Sanskrit (same as hindi) and latin (like a freaking amateur I AM A COMPLETE LOSER AT IT!!!) 

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RMXTrailMix In reply to chocolateangeliza [2013-10-05 06:17:24 +0000 UTC]

Chocolateangleliza, you are fooling no one but yourself; keep on deluding yourself.

 

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chocolateangeliza In reply to RMXTrailMix [2013-10-05 10:10:49 +0000 UTC]

you don't believe me?


well, I can't do anything you know *shrug* (but why don't you believe me? eh?)

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RMXTrailMix In reply to chocolateangeliza [2013-10-05 22:56:50 +0000 UTC]

Because you're not the first.

 

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deepseacreep In reply to chocolateangeliza [2013-10-05 06:00:01 +0000 UTC]

I can speak "awkward," "insane", and "are you fucking high?"

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theblackwonderland In reply to deepseacreep [2013-11-03 21:44:34 +0000 UTC]

i really want to "thumbs up" this comment....

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deepseacreep In reply to theblackwonderland [2013-11-05 03:54:13 +0000 UTC]

daww. thanks.

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chocolateangeliza In reply to deepseacreep [2013-10-05 10:11:16 +0000 UTC]

if this is allowed, I can speak "Sarcasm", "insane"...and so much more, lol!!

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Mirage-Moonlight In reply to KurlyCrazyKat [2013-10-04 02:45:56 +0000 UTC]

I'm there on the English and Spanish part, but I don't believe the language called Ohcyspetelpmocamai...

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Enemom In reply to Mirage-Moonlight [2013-10-05 16:50:50 +0000 UTC]

Found you! 

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KurlyCrazyKat In reply to Mirage-Moonlight [2013-10-05 00:11:54 +0000 UTC]

Mirrors...only hint...mirrors...

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Ask-Leafpaw In reply to KurlyCrazyKat [2013-10-03 22:36:00 +0000 UTC]

Oh i know that language of ohcyspetelpmocamai!

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KurlyCrazyKat In reply to Ask-Leafpaw [2013-10-05 23:43:54 +0000 UTC]

Good for you!!!! That's great! 

Someone else finally understands me!

Emsdnatsr

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Ask-Leafpaw In reply to KurlyCrazyKat [2013-10-06 17:45:14 +0000 UTC]

yeah i understand you


yltelpmoc uoy dnatsrednu I

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KurlyCrazyKat In reply to Ask-Leafpaw [2013-10-06 18:07:31 +0000 UTC]

LOOCOS!!!!!

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Ask-Leafpaw In reply to KurlyCrazyKat [2013-10-06 21:45:49 +0000 UTC]

?thgir wonk I

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KurlyCrazyKat In reply to Ask-Leafpaw [2013-10-07 00:53:09 +0000 UTC]

Emosewa era uoy :gniyas mi tahw wonk ohw esoht ot tub, diputs eryeht taht wonk ot sah reven tnemmoc siht dnatsrednu tnseod ohw enoyna

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Ask-Leafpaw In reply to KurlyCrazyKat [2013-10-07 03:03:16 +0000 UTC]

?emosewa ma I oS ?thgir wonk I

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KurlyCrazyKat In reply to Ask-Leafpaw [2013-10-07 18:42:50 +0000 UTC]

Esruoc fo!!!

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Ask-Leafpaw In reply to KurlyCrazyKat [2013-10-07 22:07:11 +0000 UTC]

Yay!

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KurlyCrazyKat In reply to Ask-Leafpaw [2013-10-10 03:19:26 +0000 UTC]

Emordnilap!!!

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Ask-Leafpaw In reply to KurlyCrazyKat [2013-10-10 23:57:22 +0000 UTC]

rki?

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KurlyCrazyKat In reply to Ask-Leafpaw [2013-10-11 01:37:07 +0000 UTC]

XD

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Ask-Leafpaw In reply to KurlyCrazyKat [2013-10-11 12:32:59 +0000 UTC]

siht si os nuf.

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KurlyCrazyKat In reply to Ask-Leafpaw [2013-10-11 19:55:45 +0000 UTC]

Si ti sey, sey.

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Ask-Leafpaw In reply to KurlyCrazyKat [2013-10-11 22:29:00 +0000 UTC]

ih.

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KurlyCrazyKat In reply to Ask-Leafpaw [2013-10-11 22:38:23 +0000 UTC]

Pus'?

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Ask-Leafpaw In reply to KurlyCrazyKat [2013-10-12 17:31:58 +0000 UTC]

uoy era woh?

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KurlyCrazyKat In reply to Ask-Leafpaw [2013-10-12 19:24:32 +0000 UTC]

Namowdam a ekil gnilrignaf mI!

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Ask-Leafpaw In reply to KurlyCrazyKat [2013-10-13 15:28:12 +0000 UTC]

em sllik tnud gmo

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KurlyCrazyKat In reply to Ask-Leafpaw [2013-10-13 17:10:08 +0000 UTC]

Yhw tub?   

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