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jennyrose54 [2007-10-25 20:31:58 +0000 UTC]

haha tess you are turning into a ferociuos feline (like you act like in science ^^' with those big eyes

froggy is trying to contain her excitment -

steps to take when opeinng a can:

1. use can opener
2. if can opener if forgotten use a pull ring can
3. if both of these are forgotten use as fork (look at fig 1) - the photo bein fig. 1 lol
4. if fork attempt fails bash it open with a brick to release contents
5. if brick cannot be located use a very heavy dofe rucksack
6. if rucksack is empty due to the loss of weight from cans attempt to burn it open
7. if fire cannot be started due to rain do a reverse raindance
8. if can appears to fire proof then terminate burning operation
9. thr can on ground
10. stomp on it
11. attempt swearing at the can using variuops words and pitches the voicebox can manahe
12. if this fails seek medical assistance from losing voice
13. sulk in the tent
14. be happy when you realize someone bought chocolate along as a back up
15. realize another dofe group had a can opener and repeat process from step 10.
16. realize can opener snaps in your hands
17. howl at the mono in rage
18. turn into a vicious feline and cause mass destruction
19. fail dofe
20. eat assesor who then passes you for being a good sport

i think that is a very helpful 20 step guide to pening a can XD

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lostandsuffering [2007-10-25 18:57:55 +0000 UTC]

oh god, not the d of e photos!

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