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Published: 2014-09-03 17:16:43 +0000 UTC; Views: 5627; Favourites: 43; Downloads: 35
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"We're showing a bit more cheek than usual, Miss Wong..."Poor Amy Wong has been caught trying to change the tape on the evil villain's death machine; what's worse, she's changing the wrong tape. I recently ran across a trading card from the 1971 Bond film "Diamonds are Forever." I looked at that outrageous outfit that Jill St. John wore in the movie and went, "Hmmm...what cartoon character would wear something like that?" It didn't take very long to figure out a good candidate. And Miss Wong here is carrying the tape in the best place possible, seeing as she has no pockets.
"Pity...such nice cheeks too - if only they were brains."
Pieter, this one's dedicated to you... antonissen.deviantart.com/
I own neither Amy Wong or the James Bond franchise.
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Nice.
Now, can I be a bit cheeky too, and propose Leela as Jinx?
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Nice! I was thinking of doing Simpsons characters "as" bond girls.
But even worse is the outfit worn by Ursula Andress in Casino Royale: media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736… I couldn't find a better picture. If I recall she says something like: "If I wore this on the street, people would look at me."
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Oh, a Simpsons Bond girl thingee would be genius. I haven't shown anyone yet, but I did a pencil sketch of Fry, Leela and Amy in a movie poster for "Diamondium is Forever." An Agent 000 film.
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Thanks! I've been really trying to get that quality level up this year; been pretty happy with what I'm cranking out.
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Tsk, tsk, tsk. Only you, Amy, only you! I would sooner be dragged buck naked over a mile of broken glass and then thrown into a swimming pool full of rubbing alcohol before I'd pick Amy Wong for an espionage mission. Still, she does look very cute in that outfit. Well done.
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And, and, it's very handy where she keeps needed things...
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I suppose when her clothes (what there is of them, n'yuk, n'yuk, n'yuk) don't have any pockets, she has to use what space is available. Still, she could've just hidden the tape inside her top. Lots of women hide their valuables in their bras.
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::laughs:: my wife has stored stuff in her bra. At least it's better than what I saw on TV the other night; a prisoner had some smuggled heroin on his...uh...person. Without going into detail, it was very well hidden.
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I get what you're saying. There's a name for the place where this type of smuggling is done: "Prison Wallet," n'yuk, n'yuk, n'yuk!
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You'll be fine, as long as you don't mind your heroin smelling like ass.
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Since I never have nor will I ever will use heroin, I guess I'll never know, will I?
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God, I sure wouldn't want it. I had a friend years ago describe what cocaine was like, and I never wanted any. He told me back in 1983 that if you've tried it once, you have to have it again. I never had any desire to try it after that. And then you're always glad you haven't done that crap when you start having kids.
Anyway, did you notice that I put some aircraft instruments in the picture? I always dig up some pics from old Russian airline cockpits - they look like the stuff from a mad scientist's lab.
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Oh, yes. I took a second look and you're right about the instruments in your pic. Of course, Russian avionics are right out of the mid-twentieth century, or earlier. And yes, they do impart a mad scientist look for an instrument panel. As for drugs like cocaine, having worked as a medical professional, I'm familiar with street drug addiction and what it can do to the user. Cocaine has mostly psychological addictive properties; the user feels he/she can't function in their daily life without it. In addition, the drug causes hyperactivity and paranoia in the user. The main physical damage from cocaine is destruction of the nasal passages. Heroin is just plain physically addictive. The user's body craves more and more of that poison. And it is the fear of withdrawal pains that keep most users hooked on the stuff. When the user's body doesn't get any more dope, the pains can be excruciating, making the user feel like a wet dishrag being wrung out, or at least that's what some former addicts have told me.
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Then it wouldn't be like the actress did in the Bond movie.
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No, I suppose it wouldn't be, would it?
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Luckely her brains are in her head and her nice cheeks are in her butt.
Thanks man!
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No problem. She's just perfect for that part. It might be fun to do sort of a 007 thing with those guys...Fry could be agent 000.
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And, of course, the 000 movies always star Dr. John Zoidberg as the clumsy restaurant patron...
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