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Why computers can't network themselves..This idea just came to me after being in my computer repair class a few weeks. After reading about computers for a while.. let's just say the terminology can get a bit funny sometimes. Mostly Hard-drives describing an erection and things like that.
In computer terminology, interfacing simply means plugging something into a port. In this picture it's an RJ-45 lan cable the guy computer wants to plug into the female's port
to share DATA. Not sure how well known this is, but electrical and computer terminology describing the different ends of connectors is.. a bit sexist in my opinion. XD A Plug that has pins sticking out is known as a male connector, and yes as you guessed, the connector with holes for the pins to go into is known as a female connector. Pretty messed up huh? But at least people wont forget. XD
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I have returned, to spam you with my long comments of doom, or try to anyway. xD
This is cute, and so wonderfully worthy of several cheesy pervy lines regarding data sharing, virus protection and the size of various ports. xD
You can look at a lot of things in pervy ways.
"We could have the hottest multi-touch interface." Comes to mind when I think of this picture. Could be why she's so peeved with him, maybe he's just bad with pick-up lines.
Metal parts and piping also have male and female ends that look similar, and of course, the male ends always go into the female ends. ALWAYS.
Okay, so this comment wasn't all that long...wait until I find a car picture. The real fun begins there. XD
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I love it I love it!
Ooh you're good at this. XD All of those are so good! I actually stole the one I used.. f-from this: [link]
Hehe yeah I know.. ports are so sexist aren't they? XD Here let me stick my prong into your slot..
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SomethingAwfulTV is wonderful. I always loved that video. That actually made my day a little better, considering I had a really bad one. I thank you for that.
They are. I'm telling you. 'Let's interface and enhance our capabilities' -wriggles eyebrows-
Or
'Let's get our ports scanned.'
'I think your port needs some cables or connectors.'
'I think we need to communicate with exterior elements.'
I'm no brain child on computers, but I know enough. xD
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Wow, someone, and not only someone but also a girl who's actually even HEARD of Somethingawful? You just keep getting more and more kickass all the time you know that? XD Aw I know nutmeg, I read about it, I had a bad day too and actually DID cry so.. 
9.9 well.. I guess being pregnant DOES enhance a girls hearing.. O_o
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I've heard of many things any girl would shudder or be repulsed at, Somethingawful, /x/, oldrotten, creepypasta, various porn sites...Many, many things. Never truly been bothered by that type of stuff. Hell, you're looking at the person who watched Squidward's Suicide and looked for the pictures of the dead kids. Found two of them, then tried to determine if they were real or photo manipulations like most creepypasta. I like researching things and figuring them out.
I think the only thing that really got to me, enough to make me cry and really just fuck me up for weeks is 3 guys 1 hammer. To this day, it tears me up inside. That's sad for me, someone who grew up on gore and horror and shows based on real murder cases...and someone who went to med school for two years.
You can always talk to me on Facebook when I get on there...which has been rarely lately.
Well, I wouldn't know about that. Never been pregnant, don't plan on it either. xD
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Out of everything you listed, oldrotten is the only one I haven't seen. But the name is pretty self explanatory. The most recent one I discovered was Creepy pasta, found out about that accidentally by wandering into the weird part of youtube one night. XD Someone made a fake Crash Bandicoot creepy pasta video [link] and in the related was good ol' Jeff the Killer with his creepy ass song theme song. I think after that I discovered suicidemouse.avi for the first time....at night. Needless to say the sound of that woman's screaming managed to haunt my moments of silence for days after. It got better when I managed to find the exact same sound of the lady in another video which proved it's fakeness. [link]
I applaud you for looking for the dead kid pics, wow that sounded weird. I've heard that story before as well, eye pulled out and popped, gut torn open and intestines pulled out. (yummy!) You wouldn't think someone would be able to photoshop that though.. you know?
Erm.. what is 3 guys one hammer? o_o;
Yeah, curb stomp that bitch! This week totally deserves it right? I'm starting to feel better.. just.. take it one day at a time I guess.
If the planets align and I see you online on FB I'll talk to you. ^^
Seems like every girl I talk to says that. ; ) So either we're gonna be down a lot of kids this generation, or lots of you girls are gonna end up changing your minds. hehe
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I will give you some videos that talk about it though.
This guy describes it really well. We share a lot of the same opinions about it.
[link]
This one also gives a pretty good description.
[link]
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Probably because oldrotten doesn't exist anymore. It was literally blacklisted from the internet, but I bet you've seen pictures from it, like tubgirl or the guy who fit the jar up his ass, or hello.jpg Oldrotten and goatse.cx, I /believe/ are either sister sites or the same one. I don't remember how that went but they were closely affiliated.
There is a picture of one of the kids that was snuck into a Spanish Youtube video. It was located here: [link] Which clicking the link is useless because it no longer exists.
Oh and there's this: [link]
I remember that video. There are several other videos of Creepypastas as well, like Ben Drowned (which are all really good videos, someone made a hacked rom of Pokemon Creepy Black as well and I believe there is a version of Soul Silver as well.
The first Creepypasta I saw was Red Mist, After I read it and saw the pictures of the kids, I tried looking into seeing if they were real. Creepypasta does have photoshopped things that can look real, like "Smile for the Webcam." There are really good photo manipulations of gore out there. I looked up things on the supposed murderer and nothing was found, so I can only assume dead children are not dead.
3 Guys 1 Hammer is the taping of the torture and murder of a man in Ukraine. [link]
It's regarded as one of the most horrific videos on the internet. Not even the hardest of hearts were able to watch it and it was something that traumatized me very badly. Couldn't finish it,don't want to. It can stay buried on bestgore or wherever else it is. The part that's most disturbing is that this is a real person dying in a horrible way. It's not like a movie, where a character dies but you know the actor is still alive. It's completely different and mind-fucking.
I can say I sincerely hope you don't watch it or try to find it, but at the same time I cannot stop you.
I would seriously curb stomp it American History X style, I kid you not. I'm glad it's over, actually. Next week better be better. I'm glad you're feeling better. Right now I can't say one way or another on if I feel better. I'm in that phase where I'm numb to most everything.
I've felt that way since I was 15, it'll take a /lot/ to change my mind. I'm 27 and I have yet to think about it even remotely. It's true that I don't know what the future holds, but right now I don't see it happening any time soon. The closest thing I have to kids are two cars and a bird. xD
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>< Oh god, yes I've seen the bottle butt picture, which from what I've seen has been called goatse itself. I have no idea what goatse even means. Ok so tell me, what DOES or DID that site 'specialize' in? Because it's not what I was guessing.
Hmm I can only guess what was in that video.
That's ...odd.. I sure don't see a kid in it, looks more like a propeller with semi-transparent layer image of chains to make the 'fuzzled' look. Still creepy though just when thinking about what you're trying to make out.
I've never heard of Red Mist or Smile for webcam. But I'm sure, I know there are some talented photoshoppers out there.
Yeah I've watched your video on your other reply. I don't think I wanna see it, I think I could handle it, but still I don't think I need that in my life you know? XD Damn, it looks like a really clear video too... man. o.O I think the worst 'video' I've ever seen is of Arabs skinning wolfs and raccoons alive. Then just leaving them laying there without skin still alive and suffering.. it was horrible. As to what you're saying, yeah the first thing I compared it to was 2 girls 1 cup. I thought it was gonna be some nasty sexual thing. Like sex torture, people getting off on being hurt.
Aw I'm really sorry to hear that, if there's anything I can do just say so okay? I'd like you to be happy. <: /
Wow, I think this makes you the first person I talk to here that's older then me. XD Congrats(?)
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Goatse is a shock site, one of the oldest to my recollection., if not the oldest to get the type of attention it got. The image is called hello.jpg but a lot of people don't really know that. I think a lot of people call it goatse because it was the welcome image on the site. Goatse was...weird. I had the pleasure of seeing it and oldrotten.com because a few guy friends thought it would be funny to show me what was there. It had things like the guy stretching his anus, jar-ass guy, a bunch of old gay guys having sex (when I say old I mean in the 80-90's range) that picture was called lemon party, tub girl...there was some picture of a woman covered in sperm that I remember. Granted, it was tame compared to some of the bigger shock sites like bestgore and things like that, but back then it was pretty huge for what it was. I believe they also had pictures of accident victims and train wrecks. I'm trying to recall what I remember. It's been probably a good ten years, maybe more.
I wished I could find the pictures I saw of the kids. They were a lot clearer. One was the little girl in pig tails, laying face down with her intestines piles on top of her back between her shoulders. The other was of the boy, laying on his side with his intestines strung out beside of him. He didn't have any popped out eyes, though. I spent a shit ton of time looking for stuff on it, because if there's two things that get me, it's little kids and animals dying. Two of the most innocent and forgiving things succumbing to something so horrible tears at my heartstrings. So I made it a point to find out to put my heart at ease.
I found another video with one of the images I saw: [link]
It's 16 minutes long, it's at 5:55. I wanted to prove I wasn't just spouting off a crock of crap to you so I set out on a morbid journey to find it. The other images in it aren't the right ones.
The little girl is harder to find. I only found it once on Creepypasta itself, but it's since been deleted.
The Creepypasta Smile for the webcam is here: [link]
It's decently creepy, but sort of overboard with the horrendous acts done in it.
There are several versions of Red Mist, just search for it on Youtube. It's pretty much an alternate version of Squidward's Suicide.
3 Guys 1 Hammer is vivid quality. It was taken with a video camera. What the people describe in the videos I sent you is what it's about. I know I can't stomach it, just because I know it's real and someone actually died like that.
A lot of people thought it was a sexual thing, or some type of insertion with a hammer but really it's a...I don't really call it a snuff film, because in order to make a snuff, the person in it has to be willing to die, that guy was not. Therefore it's just a flat out murder video.
I can handle murder stuff. I watch the ID Channel without a flinch and I managed to go through medical school with no problem, but that video gets me and I couldn't even get through it.
Believe it or not, talking to me helps more than you know. I just feel like I'm slowly falling apart. Some days are better than others. I try to feel better and surround myself with positive things, because I've made personal promises to not let myself get to an all time low like I have in the past, but man it's hard to be strong sometimes.
I'm usually older than everyone I talk to. If I find someone who is in their twenties, I feel like I won the lotto. It's hard to find people in my age group to talk to. I mean, I don't have anything against talking to teenagers, but sometimes I want someone who has a similar mindset and maturity to talk to. Someone who was at least born in my era and can understand me a little better.
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"Let's Interface Baby"
Oo;
*KAPOW*
OWNED 
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I bet interfacing is fun, she just wasn't in the mood.. I'm sure.. >_>
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hahaha I guess you could say that x3
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oh my gosh....FEAKIN AWESOME!!! Haha, I love it!
Great pic E-Man
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Thanks And man, just an idea I had in my head. XD
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The girl computer has a bow. XD I love it.
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Yeah Oo who puts a bow on their computer?
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Trust computery people to think of things like that 
Still, nice work on the female computer being pissed off
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Thanks Sid XD Yeah we computer people are pervier then you may think.
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wfc: my computer's so friggen gay right now
dm: haha, didn't i tell you? my computer's fucking your computer.
right now.
wfc: you whore!
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Impregnating your computer with data
yay for computer babies!
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You should say that to your girl friend next time.
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i'm too much of a loser to have one XDDD
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Funny I was thinking the same thing.
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XDDD i bet i'm more of a loser
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Funny I was thinking the same thing.
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i practically stay indoors most of the time XDD i am very weak and have a sissy punch... how does that sound? 
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lemme guess... also a sci-fi geek...
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Well I do what I can ^^
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The next day.....
Computer 2: Wanna swamp files?
Computer 1: Hey Mac, get over here!
Comuter 2: *tries to knock self off table.*
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Oo they're generic desktop computers.. what is it with everyone assuming they're macs?
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Horizontal PC alignment under CRT monitor with floppy bay built in. This is the dead giveaway that it isn't a media center PC, it must be a mac. Oh, and you might want to check up on Shapez...the new one will knock your socks off.
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That's a CD-ROM there and there are old white desktop computers that look like that.. quite a lot really.
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And the other comments just made me laugh harder.
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Haha I know what you mean XD
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LOL!! thats funny!Great comic! thats like my new computer and my grands cause her's is right next to mine!
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Well if yours has a broken monitor some day you'll know why
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Ahahaha, he got bitch slapped. XD Love their expressions and the way you made them move to suit thier emotions.
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