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Published: 2022-07-11 22:05:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 10274; Favourites: 21; Downloads: 0
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Description The Bad Guys, led by the one and only Mr Wolf, sneak to the Golden Dolphin award ceremony, in hopes of cementing themselves as the world's dangerous criminals. Wolf was dressed as a posh mustashioed man in a clean white suit with a matching trilby, Shark was disguised as a "gorgeous" blonde woman in a sparkly red dress with Tarantula blending in as his headpiece, while both Snake and Piranha were dressed up as dapper men in top hats. Meanwhile, Wolf bumped into Governor Diane Foxington, and noticed an artistic sculpture next to her.
"Interesting piece. Trashy, pointless, and pretentious." Wolf said, grabbing the Governor's attention. "They say art reveals more about the viewer than the artist, Mister..." Diane said to him. "The name's Poodleton, Oliver Poodleton!" Wolf said to Foxington while kissing her hand, discreetly pulling off her diamond ring off her finger. "Okay," Diane said awkwardly, not noticing her ring disappearing. "About time that someone stood up to those... diabolical Bad Guys, though I gotta say, no one's succeeded yet" Wolf said. "Heh, I don't think it'll be that hard" Foxington replied. "I have a feeling it'll be harder than you think. I'd say they're one epic job away from cementing their legacy!" Wolf continued.
Diane and Wolf then started laughing together. "Oh, Mr. Poodleton, you're funny!" Diane said. "I am?" Wolf replied. "The only legacy they’re cementing is life in prison. Did you see their last job? Ugh. Unsecured exits, crude disguises, compulsive showboating. I mean, it was a mess. All the classic signs of a crew in decline. Next, they’re gonna make it personal." Diane explained. "Uh, yeah..." Wolf replied. "Mr. Poodleton, I don't suppose you could do me a favor?" Diane asked, confusing Wolf.
"A favor for the Governor?" he asked himself. "I never thought she'd ask a favor from someone?"
"Come here." Foxington said as she beckoned Wolf, sat down near the statue and lifted her leg up, as Wolf watched with a confused look. "Since you're a really endearing guy, I'd like you to give me a foot massage!" Wolf then started to hesitate a little. "C'mon, Poodleton! I think you'll like rubbing my feet!" Diane said to him. "A massage for Foxington? How could I possibly miss a chance as good as that?" Wolf thought.
"Eh, why not?" he said, before lightly grabbing Diane's leg. "Careful with my high heels, Poodleton! They're really expensive!" she warned Wolf while he carefully took off her heel, revealing her foot with a pale sole and four toes with blunt claws at the tips of them. She then gave her toes a little wiggle, causing Wolf to look at them with a dumbfounded look. "I want you to get between the toes" Diane told him. Though nervous at first, Wolf then began sliding his little finger between her toes, causing her to giggle lightly.
"Ohh yeah, that's the spot! Oohhhh! I've never felt so relaxed before!" she moaned as Wolf noticed her tail wag in pleasure.
Suddenly, Mr. Snake interrupted Wolf through his earpiece. "Wolf! What's keeping you?!" he barked at Wolf in his raspy voice. "I'm just in the middle of something! I'll be a minute!" Wolf answered. "Call me back!"
"Who was that, Mr Poodletoon?" Diane asked. "Uh, that was just my accomplice, Mister....uh... Slate! Yeah, that was Mr Slate!" Wolf answered. "Um, okay, can I talk to him?" she asked "Uh, no! You see, he's not in the best of moods." Wolf answered. Diane then looked at him. "Are you hiding something?" she asked. "Me, hiding something? Of course not! Why're you being so sus? The Bad Guys are probably in their super-secret base thinking of something that'll backfire almost instantly!" Wolf explained as he kept rubbing between her toes. "Now, I want you to massage my sole with your thumbs." she told Wolf. He then stopped rubbing between her toes and pressed the backs of his thumbs against her sole. Diane then started giggling again as Wolf rubbed his thumbs up and down her sole. "Oh, where have you been all my life?" she moaned contently as he kept rubbing her sole. "Now I want you to do my other foot" Diane ordered Wolf. He then repeated what he did to her other foot. She then wiggled her toes again, prompting him to start scribbling his fingers all over her feet.
"Ha ha ha ha! Cut it ou-ha-ha-at! Stop it!" she cackled as Wolf kept tickling her feet. She then slapped Wolf, exposing his identity. She was flabbergasted. "Mr Wolf?!" she said in astonishment. "A Bad Guy rubbing my feet!? This has got to be a bad dream!" Snake then slithered to Wolf. "So THAT'S why you weren't in there with us! You were supposed to be stealing the Golden Dolphin!" he barked at Wolf.
"There they are!" Chief Luggins shouted as she rugby-tackled Wolf and Snake, before putting the rest of the Bad Guys in custody.
"I can't believe you would rub the stupid Governor's feet instead of getting that Dolphin!" Snake ranted as they got put in custody. "But, she has gorgeous feet!" Wolf argued. "I don't care if she has gorgeous feet! You blew our chances of joining the big leagues!" Snake ranted as the police drove them to prison. "Where are your shoes?" Luggins asked Diane, who still looked flabbergasted. "I'm sorry, something wierd happened. That wolf came up to me in a disguise and started playing with my feet!" Diane answered as she put her heels back on.
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