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Published: 2016-05-06 16:01:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 7638; Favourites: 63; Downloads: 12
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If Archer and Rolff really did brawl, I'd like to think that it would turn out like this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tukQDg…By the way, the Wood Elf archer "foreigner" is Ash El Dir, who belongs to
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At least we can punch him out once.
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You mean to tell me all I had to do was get Lydia to ko him!?
All I did was remove his essential tag! >_<
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Well you took the hard way, clearly. Just get your housecarl to punch out the next source of problems and you'll find it much easier!
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and Thank you, Dara, for showing me this bit of excellence, omg, LOOOOOOOVE
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This kind of reminds me of Ebenezer Scrooge. Who one minute he was a total jackass and then all the sudden happiness and joy love and life on Christmas.
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well, to be fair, the plays and movies are based on a full length Novel. It wasn't an 'all of a sudden' ~ Scrooge was dragged kicking and screaming down a nightmare fueled miles long path to redemption whether he liked it or not.
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True, but it's kinda funny seeing similarities to certain people once in a while.
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I'm glad you enjoyed this!
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omg, it was great. Loved the ctd moment, everything. Probably the best handling of Rolf I've ever seen. Also loved the Kingsmen ref.
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Argonian.exe stopped responding. Hope you backed up Archer's data. The Argonian model of Dragonborn is well known for crashing when experiencing bizarre events. xD
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Eh, if worst comes to worst, just turn off your Argonian and turn it on again. Its subroutines should keep it going after that.
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Rolff is literally my least favorite character in the ENTIRE GAME (Delphine comes a close second) so this is wonderful to see.
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I don't like him much, either. So this was fun to make!
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I was so happy when I got to brawl him! I punched the hell out of him.
No personality changes though...unfortunately
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Punch him harder next time!
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I was wearing iron gauntlets! How much harder can I punch!?
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When I brawled him, I didn't induce personality changes, but I think I messed up something in his head. He'd greet me in a friendly manner, then be dismissive of me being even more of a jerk than usual.
It may have been because I was playing as a Dunmer though, the game getting confused as to whether he should be an ass due to me being a Dark Elf, or friendly because I beat him up (Nords are weird).
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Argonian.exe has stopped working. *rofl*
Hoo man, this was just great. Yep, scary Lydia is scary.
And thumbs up for that Big Bang Theory reference with Shel- um, Calder
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Indeed. Do not call her names.
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Punched the racism right out of him, that's a good skill to have.
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A useful one, which could probably be monetized in some way or form... hmm... *starts taking notes*
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If the people of Skyrim need brain damage to be nice and polite, then they are a sorry lot indeed.
Also, I just love how Archer is frozen in a surprised hugging position when he blue screened.
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Wait, I just thought of something. What if Archer's healing spell fixed some brain damage that Rolff suffered from?
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Has Rolff merely been misunderstood this whole time?
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Perhaps? Screw it, that's my head canon now. Rolff is the sweetest soul that walks on Nirn, forever doomed to hate all that isn't Nord due to a most painful damage the brain would have to endure.
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You are welcome, my lad.
Seriously though, I think the only legitimately nice people from Skyrim I can think off the top of my head is Erik the Slayer and Balgruuf, maybe Kharjo as well.
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Lydia should use it on Ambarys Rendar and Neetrenaza (both of them are racist against the Nords).
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Better wear gloves when doing Neetrenaza. Don't want her to cut her fist open if she socks him in the mouth.
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Three of them are the most racist persons in Skyrim (i always kill them in all of my playthroughs) And i wanted to point out, Archer looks more like Iguana than a Lizard.
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Nah, I don't really see it. He's always looked more like a raptor to me.
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now that you mentioned it, he kinda looks like a mix between a Velociraptor and the Indominus rex, with green skin
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Hahaha I haven't even played Skyrim but this is super funny.
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I'm glad you liked it!
Skyrim's a fun game. I'd definitely recommend it.
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Probably not. If it does look like a reference, then it's pure coincidence because I haven't seen that show.
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She's doing the Divines' work here. Making Windhelm a little less scummy, one punch at a time.
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The spider thing broke me ever so slightly, and argonian.exe has stopped working thing broke me the rest of the way.
Thank you.
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I'm glad you liked it! I got the idea for "Argonian.exe" at the last minute, actually.
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Justin Mephalason: (Teleports to Archer's universe) I have to find Archer so he can help me save my family from- (Sees a giant Frostbite Spider) Spider! SPIDER! (Shoots lightning storm at it) SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDER! (And yes the irony is not lost on the son of the Lady Webspinner)
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You just killed Calder's friend
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He can get a new friend . A non spider friend .
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hm she handled it better then i did ....i killed him
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Lies! Rolf Stone-Fist is an essential npc!
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*help "rolf stone-fist"* 👍: 0 ⏩: 0
*setessential
*kill*
NOOO MY LIES HAVE BEEN SEEN THROUGH *jumps out window*
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