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Reminder that this has a lot of bad language lol, I added context so you have an idea of what's going on.

The voice actors responsible for these hilarious outtakes (It wouldn't be fair to not mention them here)
Germany: Patrick Seitz
America: Eric Vale
France (I believe he also voices the pony but I may be wrong): J Michael Tatum
Japan: Christopher Bevins

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[Context: Germany yells at everybody at the meeting]

Germany: Rh…. Ghhh…. G-GHHHHH….AURAABLALALALALALALALAUGAUGAUAUAUAUAGAAARAURAURAURAURAUBLEH RAU RRRH RAAUUALALALALLAAALBLALBALALA… RALABLA… it’s a long fucking line, I didn’t know! I was just gonna be a smart ass! And it kept going (haha)!

---Beep---

[Context: Time to kick ass!]

America: Ok, dudes, it’s time to kick ahh! Babah! HUAAP! MmBALALAUUGH!

---Beep---

[Context: Pictonian pony neighing]

Pictonian Pony: Brrruuu—ey that was stupid.

---Beep---

[Context: No likey. But we might as well listen to each other’s opinions.]

Japan: No likey. Pffffhahahahahahaha! (inhale) “No rikey!”
….Ahahahahaha!

---Beep---

[Context: Quit busting our balls]

America: Ahahahahahahahaha! Sorry, man; that’s just Tony’s style. Tony, dude, we’re trying to be serious here, quit busting au bah--….I’m sad.

---Beep---

[Context: Everyone watches as Tony looks up the weaknesses. Germany’s mouth is the only one drawn closed]

Tony: Ok… their weaknesses are…

Italy: Ah…
Germany: Ohh closed mouth, mmn.

---Beep---

Japan: But if we fight sporadically, we will only end up defeated!
(Germany: Ahahahahaha!)

Germany: “Spolatically!”
(Germany: Must kill!!)

---Beep---

Japan: But if we fight sporadically, we will only end up defeated!
(Germany: Hahahaha…)

Germany: I even knew it was coming! And it still cracked my shit up. I’m sorry.

---Beep---

[Context: When choosing which groups to form when splitting up, the team draws sticks with colored tips. Britain and France draw sticks with red tips]

Germany: You got period chopsticks.

---Beep---

[Context: Oh relax; it’s not like the floor’s going to spontaneously fall if we pull it!]

America: Oh relax; it’s not like the floor’s gonna fall out if we puuh fucking pull the shit. God! Stupid… fucking…
(America: Ah!!)

---Beep---

[Context: We’d almost totally lost them until you guys decided to fall out of the wall and ruin everything]

America: Way to go! We’d almost totally lost them until you guys decided to fall out of the wall and get ru—oh fuck it. Buttholes.

---Beep---

[Context: France: He has to be...
Germany: No way...!]

France: He has to be…

Germany: WTF!

---Beep---

[Context: I know how to have a good time]

America: When humans think the word hospitality, they all think about me because I know how to give a good time!
I know how to “give a good time?” Really? What am I, a hooker?

Bunny Ladies: Heeheehee!

---Beep---

[Context: Now all I gotta do is allow them into the V.I.P. and let them win like crazy]

America: Rad! Things are like totally starting to get exciting for reals! Now all I gotta do is win them and—win them? Huh, what? Win what, stupid.

---Beep---

[Context: Now’s the time, dude; make those blobs sign sign sign!]

Pictonian: We don’t know!
Another Pictonian: We don’t know!

America: Now’s the time, dude; make those blobs sign this shit!

Japan: No, it’s still too early!

---Beep---

[Context: Everyone must jump out of the space ship. The pictonians shoot at them, and they land in the ocean.]

Germany: HOLY SHIT WHAT HAVE WE DONE?! OHHH MY FUCKING GOD THEY’RE SHOOTING GReen things at us! Oh my go—blauughblululuh.

---Beep---

[Context: Germany’s giving a monologue about how he wants to eat some wurst and drink some beer, but then sees a light from Italy’s fire and runs towards it.]

Germany: To Arby’s! (Heavy breathing) Five… (laughing) sandwiches for five… dollars… oh my god, that’s like a… wheelbarrow full of deutschmarks… hohhhhh yeah, that’s the stuff. Imma eat you, fire. And then I’m gonna (laughing) make you my woman.

[Context: Now, Italy is cooking pasta in the shot]

Germany: Wait, what? Wait. Wait, who? Wait… oh for fuck’s sake! And your cat. Fuck your—I’m gonna eat your cat. Five… I’m going to eat that cat. Five cats for five deutschmarks at Arby’s! Fucking caaaat!