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Narrator: Holy Rome’s somewhat odd long cherished dream of living together with Italy finally came true. But it lasted only for a brief time. His house and everything around it were being swallowed up by utter chaos and unnecessary drama. I wonder what fate has in store for Holy Rome and Italy.

[Irritated]

(Opening)

Hungary: Ah…!

Chibitalia’s Thoughts: To my surprise when I woke up the next morning… the three of us were the only ones left in this big house…! All alone…!

Chibitalia: ‘scuse me… sir? Where is everyone?

Austria: Italy, go outside and draw some water.

Chibitalia: Uh…

Austria: Hurry up!

Chibitalia: Yes sir…

Hungary: Mr. Austria, I don’t understand what’s happened!

Austria: It’s quite simple really. I’m alone. There is nothing else to understand.

HRE: Hey… hold up, Italy.

Chibitalia: What can I do for you?
I’m doing the best job I can with the cleaning, and it’ll only get better…! Ah…

HRE: Italy… united, we can be the great Roman Empire once again! Let’s-a join, and we can be the strongest country in the world together!

Chibitalia: N-nn…

HRE: Hah…! Tell-a me why!! You don’t want to spend the rest of your life in a place like this, do you!? How could you possibly resist an offer to become the greatest country in the world with me!!

Chibitalia: To protect you!

HRE: Ah…!

Chibitalia: It’s too hard…! With Grandpa Rome… he fell because he became too big to manage! Grandpa’s body was completely covered by scars… I don’t want to see you become like he did! So please don’t try to become Rome again... I don’t think I could take it…
Don’t you understand what I’m saying…? I like you the way you are right now, Holy Rome… you don’t have to change…

HRE: Nn…

[Hetalia: Chibitalia
To be continued]

England: Hetalia!

England: No surprise… the meeting ended once again without any resolution… blast all! I really wish there was someone around here who I didn’t always fight with!

Flying Mint Bunny: Hi there!
(England: Hm?)

England: Flying Mint Bunny! Did you come here to try to cheer me up, huh?

FMB: I wanted to see you, Britain, so I flew right over!
(England: *laughing*)

Captain Hook: Argh!

Magical Friends: (laughing)

England: This is great! All my magical friends at the same time! But let’s have no murders this go around, ok? I’m serious, guys!

America: Hey, Britain! Can I talk to you for a second?

England: Hey, no fair chewing on my sleeve, Uni! I’m too ticklish, so stop the snuggling! You’re naughty, Captain Hook; Tinkerbell’s not big enough! Take that big goofy kissy face to your little leprechaun friend, since he’s the only one who cares! Kidding! Seriously, you’re all nutburgers! What am I to do with you! Ahahahahahahahaha!

Germany: Hetalia!

Italy: Germany! Good morning! Greet me the way I taught you!
Ah… rgh ah… nn… nn… arrrghh…
Nn… kiss… kiss me… kiss…
(Germany: Rgh…)

Germany: Uh…… ok, fine…

Italy: Uh…

Italy’s thoughts: He is taller than me…! Darn…!

[Italy- 172 cm
Germany- 180 cm
The 8 cm barrier is thick…]

(Marukaite Chikyuu: Italy)

England: Uhhh…

France: I will say it one more time… I want you… to marry me…

Children: Weird!