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Germany: Count off!

Italy: Just me!

Germany: It’s time to start our training! We will begin with the proper way to treat your subordinates.

Italy: Seig hiel! I mean… yes, sir!

Germany: Sehr gut. First, remember that other people are humans! You have to treat them with both kindness and respect!

Italy: With kindness! Right, Pookie?

Germany: But sometimes with discipline!

Italy: Discipline! Got it! Naughty Pookie naughty naughty naughty Pookie Pookie sweetie naughty naughty~!
Ah, that really hurts! Help me, Germany! He’s attacking me! Make it stop!! Oh, it hurts so bad!

Germany: What is your problem, Italy?!
(Italy: Why are you doing this to me?! What did I do to you?! Ah!)

Italy: Remember the catnip I gave you? Why are you hurting me with your little tonguey?!

(Opening)

Italy: Ahhhahahahaha! That was great, Germany!

England: Damn them both! If I wasn’t bested by that [beep!] German blitzkrieg again!!
Hehe… I let them beat me without much of a fight this time. But next time won’t be so easy. They don’t know it, but… I still have a top secret weapon left. More powerful than conventional bombs, even.
Gentlemen, it is time to attack with black magic!

Gentlemen: Ooohh…

England: Hahahahaha! Germany will learn the power of the dark side, which fears no man- huh?!

America: Britain! What are you doing?

England: I say! Haven’t you ever heard of knocking?!

Gentleman: Where did you put the eye of newt?

England: Hetalia!

England: Dammit! Since I was interrupted before, I’ll do it at my place this time! Our family’s magic is number one in the world! You’re no match for me! Stupid America! Santa Rita Mita Meada… Ringo Jonah Tito Marlin… Jack La Toya Janet Michael Dumbledora the Explorer! Santa Rita Mita Meada… Ringo Jonah Tito Marlin… Jack La Toya Janet Michael Dumbledora the Explorer! I have summoned you from the depths of hell. SHOW YOURSELF!!!

Russia: You called?

England: …n…nn…n… I wasn’t calling you!!

Russia: Hetalia!

England: Why must you insist on interrupting me all the time! Do you have some kind of grudge against me?!

Russia: No!
Aaaahhhhh… wait a second! Yes I do!

England: Well my grudge is more important than your grudge! I won’t let you revengus interruptus!
NOW! The British curse of food! And bad teeth!!

Russia: Ha! Aaaaaaaaahh…

England: No! Stop! I’m cursing!

Russia: …aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh… aaaaahhhh…

Japan: Ah..! My belly…

Russia: Ha!
Alright! Ready to begin!

England: Ahaha! That’s some really spooky stuff there, chap!

[Russia’s Curse: During the Russo-Japanese War, Russia, together with the Orthodox Churches throughout the country, continuously cursed Japan. However, Russia was easily defeated. 18 years later, the Great Kanto earthquake struck Japan. Each time Russia cursed, Japan got put under that curse 18 years later. So in Russia, it was said that God was 18 light years away. By the way, they say that ads saying “I will execute your curse” even now openly appear in Russian newspapers...]

England: That’s freaky…

England: Hetalia!

France: Hey, Russia!

Russia: Hmm?

France: I thought you might be mad with the way the meeting turned out.

Russia: No, not at all! I’m just happy to watch all of you talk stuff over! It’s very nice that everyone let me feel like one of the gang! Besides, I hide dark secret no one will guess because of my sweet face!

France: Aha… you were such a cute country when you were born, and now you are all grown up…!

Russia: An evil secret…

France: Ah…!?

Russia: When I look into all of your stupid faces… I think about how much fun it will be to pound them into dust…

France: I knew it...!!

(Marukaite Chikyuu: Italy)

[“When I started cleaning my storage room on a whim, it brought back that memory.”]

Man Voice: Hetalia: America’s Storage Room Cleaning.
[Hetalia: America’s Storage Room Cleaning]

America: You were so great…
[“You were so great…”]

[Production is going smoothly!!]

(Credits)

Chibitalia: By any chance do you serve pasta here?-
Austria: No we don’t.

[“When I started cleaning my storage room on a whim, it brought back that memory.”]

Man Voice: Hetalia: America’s Storage Room Cleaning.
[Hetalia: America’s Storage Room Cleaning]

[“All the good things and bad things… are in this place (storage room).”]

America: Hey, Britain! All I want is my freedom!
[“Hey, England. After all, I want freedom!”]

[“On that day, surely, we took each other’s hands.”]

Man Voice: Hetalia: America’s Storage Room Cleaning.
[Hetalia: America’s Storage Room Cleaning]

England: I won’t allow it!!!
[“I won’t allow it!”]

[The decision has been made. It will be shown on this show!!
We sincerely hope you’ll all join us for the show.
--Hetalia Staff]

Translations:
• Sieg heil: Hail victory (German)
• Sehr gut: Very good (German)
• Blitzkrieg: Means “Thunder War” in German (kinda). It’s “a method of warfare whereby an attacking force spearheaded by a dense concentration of armored and motorized or mechanized infantry formations, and heavily backed up by close air support, [6] forces a breakthrough into the enemy's line of defense through a series of short, fast, powerful attacks; and once in the enemy's territory, proceeds to dislocate them using speed and surprise, and then encircle them.” (Source: Wikipedia) It’s meant to unbalance the enemy and leave them unable to effectively counterattack.