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Published: 2014-02-21 02:27:46 +0000 UTC; Views: 6200; Favourites: 9; Downloads: 0
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Germany: You. Italians, you’re on lookout.Italy and Italians: Tired…
Germany: Oh, come on; you guys were just sleeping! Move it!
Italy: ...*sigh*…
Italian: The Germans have gone to bed!
Italy: Good! Let’s carry out our plan!
Italian Army: (running away noises)
Germany: How did they all defect so quickly?
German: Well, they are professionals, aren’t they?
(Opening)
Woman: Wow! So you all just ran away! That must’ve been rough!
Italy: Yeah… it was really rough! But luckily, I have you here to cheer me back up! I mean, you’re practically a miracle, aren’t you? You’re so much better than Germany could ever be—oof!
Pat… pat… pat… pat… pat… pat… pat… oh! You’ll never guess how firm these cheeks are! Seriously, you should feel for yourself. Okay, maybe not…
Italy: Hetalia!
Advertisers: Ein deutscher Simulation. (A German Simulation.)
Angenommen sind Sie Deutsche. (Let’s say you’re German.)
Eines Tages, gehen Sie einkaufen. (And one day, you go out shopping.)
Zum Glück… haben sie viele Wurst. (Luckily, you were able to get plenty of sausages.)
Aber die Kasse ist wirklich überfüllt. (But the checkout area is really crowded.)
Das [?] ist der Kassierer ist aus Spanisch. (The reason for this is that the cashier is a Spaniard!)
(The Spanish are known for living a free and easy lifestyle. That’s why a crowded checkout area is a daily occurrence in Spain. A Greek is putting items on the checkout counter. Greeks are even freer and more easygoing than the Spanish! Which is why in Greece, this is another daily occurrence! Then, an Italian cuts in line. In Italy, cutting in line is normal! You, as a German are really irritated. However, the Austrian in front of you is even more irritated!)
Greece: Mmhmm!
Spain: Oh, seriously?
Greece: Mmhmm!
Spain: Oh, seriously?
Greece: Mmhmm!
Spain: Oh, seriously?
Advertisers: [Still too lazy to complete the German] (Oh no! Now the Spaniard and the Greek have started to chat with each other!)
(Greece: Mmhmm!
Spain: Oh, seriously?
Greece: Mmhmm!
Spain: Oh, seriously?
Greece: Mmhmm!
Spain: Oh, seriously?)
Italy: Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah!
Advertisers: [I don’t even take German… *sigh*] (And another Italian gets in line! He didn’t cut, but he is really loud and obnoxious. A Japanese man says something.)
(Italy: Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah!...)
Austria: Hey you! Stop your chatting! We are all trying to get through the line here! Are you listening?! I’m talking to you!
(Russia: Calm down; I think long lines are normal in this neighborhood!)
Greece: Mmhmm!
Spain: Oh, seriously?
Greece: Mmhmm!
Spain: Oh, seriously?
(Continued the entire time)
Austria: What am I supposed to do with you!
Greece: Mmhmm!
Spain: Oh, seriously?
America and America Chibi Head: Hahahahahahaha!
Finland: Nice! You’re in a good mood? Perhaps I should tell you a joke then! This one, I’m guaranteed to get a laugh out of it!
America: Awesome dude! I love these kinds of jokes!
Finland: Alright! Here it goes! Knock knock!
America: Who’s there, man? Hahahahahahahahaha! Haha! Hahahahahaha! I got one for ya! Knock knock!
Advertisers: Hostal Vier! [Laziness kicks in] (Hostal Four! Hostal Four is a simulator that describes this sort of everyday German life! From Germany with love, highly recommended! Now on sale.)
Woman Advertiser: If you buy now, you’ll get the “Making of Hostal 4” DVD at no extra cost! So call now!
[It will come with the “Making of Hostal 4” DVD at no extra cost.]
Germany: Hetalia!
Germany’s thoughts: Since I finished my work sooner than expected, I decided to take in some local French cuisine before I left my enemy’s land.
[Menu]
Germany’s thoughts: Of course, I have to disguise myself.
Germany: Ah, excusez-moi! I’ll have whatever you suggest!
France: Je vais!
Germany’s thoughts: It’s France!
France: Monsieur? It’s not too salty for you, is it? Would you like ketchup?
Germany: No thanks! Uh, this is fine!
Germany’s thoughts: Good! He doesn’t recognize me! Maybe my disguise isn’t half bad after all!
France: Ah…
Pardon. Are you Germany?
Germany: Ah…!! How did you know?!?!
[It is said that in Germany, they eat potatoes after mashing them up well, but in France it is their manner to eat potatoes after cutting them into pieces.]
(Marukaite Chikyuu: Italy)
Translations
• Excusez-moi: Excuse me (French)
• Je vais: I will (French)
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Comments: 15
TBH I use these transcripts to practice my Italy, Chibitalia, and Canada impressions along with Greece sometimes 
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Thank you very much for your support! I'm really glad that you can use them to help you ^^
Also I'm really sorry it's been forever since my last update, but I'm back now lol
If you get to go to Fanime I hope you have fun!
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Coolness! I also have a question from both me and my friend, why exactly did you decide to make transcripts from Hetalia episodes? No judging, we're genuinely curious
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It was a while ago so I don't remember all the details, but someone transcribed the very first scene (the world conference), and someone commented that they wished there was a transcript for every episode. And I realized "hey I'd like that too," but when I looked around there weren't any. So the best way to see something you want is to make it yourself, haha.
I almost stopped a few times but I've learned so much over these couple years, and now I have a lot of people enjoying these with me, so I think I'll be sticking around for a while, hehehe ^^
I hope this answers your question! If you have any more, don't hesitate to ask!
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Cool! I definitely appreciate these, so I'm glad you didn't stop! Ypu totally answered my question, so thanks!
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That would be incredibly helpful! Thank you!!
If you need access to what's said, I can try to get as much as I can on my own first, or whatever would be useful to you.
I can't speak German at all, so I really appreciate your offer!
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It's hard for me to understand as well, even as a natice speaker
Cause pronounciation and grammar isn't their thing...
At least the russian dude is easy to understand
Cause it's very distinctive from english
The french dude is often saying weird words
I used to stay in france for a while and i think that he is talking some weird stuff
And then they have a problem to separate italian and spanish
The japanese dude is easy to understand again
And regarding china
Except for nihau he isnt really saying different stuff
Except stuff i cant understand anyways
But yeah
Tell me what you need
And im going help you out
And thank you for providing the infos at the bottom
Really appreciate that
(also im writing from my phone... So weird short sentences)
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Haha, no problem with the short sentences!
And true, I'm really tired of Italy speaking Spanish.
When I get home from school today I'll listen to it again and see what it is I need.
Thank you again!
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In the beginning, I thought Italy was telling Germany something like "seriously, you should worry for yourself".
Thanks a lot for these transcripts x
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^^ I'm glad to be of service!
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(Sorry for the huge pile of replies you are about to receive from ancient posts.)
I think I'd eat really slowly just to have him ask how the food is more often.
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Thank you so much for the transcripts! I had a hard time trying to figure out most of it, but now that I know what they're talking about, it's even more fun to enjoy Hetalia!
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I'm glad to be of service~
And thank you for your support!
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