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Narrator: Holy Rome’s house was broken apart by fractured tensions and needless drama.
[Irritated]
Narrator: The time has come for Holy Rome to bid farewell to Italy once and for all.

(Opening)

Holy Roman Soldier: Holy Rome. As soon as you’re ready, we can get the heck out of here, ok?

HRE: Sì. It’s the last one.

Holy Roman Solder Who’s Obviously From Romano: Those paintings are-a stupid! Why don’t you just leave them here.

HRS: Oh ho! Is this the painting of your little girlfriend or boyfriend or gender-neutral-chibi-thing?

HRE: It’s-a not like that…!

HRSWOFR: Sure it’s not!

HRE: …uh…

Chibitalia: (cute walking sounds) Nn..ye..nn..ye..nn..nn..ye..

HRE: Ah…
Chibitalia: Ah…
HRE: Nh…

[Hetalia: Chibitalia
To be Continued]

Sealand’s Narration: Hello! I’m Sealand, the world’s smallest nation! I’m a very small country with only four citizens and just over 200 square meters! Those are like yards, which are like feet, only bigger! We also have cleaning supplies and a goat! Sometimes I ride the goat when swabbing the deck. And that is not a euphemism for anything. I’m actually an old abandoned British fort! After we were left here on our own, we crowned a prince, and he declared our independence! He also made a law we had to call him Super Larry! I may be small, but I’ve got a big heart! I’ve also got a big birthmark in the shape of a transistor radio, but I can’t show it to you. Currently, all we have to offer people is an official noble title, starting at £29 apiece. That’s cheap! You get to choose between being a lord, lady, baron, or baroness! Great Britain will rue the day they left us!

Sealander: We’ve got leaks over here too!

Sealand: Right away! I’ll be there next! My tape idea isn’t working!

Japan: Hetalia!

Sealand’s Narration: There’s a World Conference of countries being held today, and since I’m a country, I’ll be there too! I guess the smart thing to do would be to introduce myself and try to act natural.

Sealand: Hey! It’s a lovely day, isn’t it?
Switzerland: (ignore)

Sealand: I like your tie!
Romano: (snub)

Sealand: What’s wrong? Maybe I’m being too quiet… ah… well hello, friend!

Japan: Ah…!! Ah…

England: Wanker!

Sealand: What’s with everyone… they’re all so rude and standoffish like I don’t even exist…

[No country recognizes Sealand as a country.]

England: Hetalia!

Sealand: Oh…!

[Just noticed.]

Sealand: That’s right! I haven’t been recognized by anyone as an official country yet! I had forgotten about that! That guy looks like he’ll listen to me! I’ll start by getting his advice! Excuse me! But what should I do to become a country!

Lithuania: What’s that? You want to become a country?! You’re such a tiny thing; you sure that’s a good idea?

Sealand: But I’ve got a big heart!

Lithuania: A big heart…?! It takes a whole lot more than a good attitude and a sailor outfit to become a country! You should know that other countries would try to invade you and destroy everything about you that makes you unique! A big country like Russia could roll over your borders at any time and the rest of the world would hardly know the difference between you two anymore! “Oh, Lithuanian? That’s Russian, isn’t it!!”

Russia: *creeping*

Russia: Hetalia!

Germany: Ok, I’m going to invade Russia. Take care of things while I’m off killing.

Italy: Please don’t! My medication’s wearing off!

Creepy Silhouettes: Mwahahahahaha!

Italy: It’s scary to be alone, and I can see their faces laughing at me!! Britain and France are on the march and are going to swallow me up like the tasty morsel that I am! Please don’t go!!!
(sudden change in spirit) Grrr… I can’t be dependent on scary Mr. Germany for the rest of my life! I’ll show them the true Italy!

England: Hm?

Italy: Over here! I surrender! Look at me!

Italy’s thoughts: Quitting is hard work…! My arms are tired! Grr… Italia forever!

[To be continued]

(Marukaite Chikyuu: Italy)

Translations
• Italia: Italy (Italian) ←this should be obvious, though