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Chibitalia: Ah…
HRE: Ah…

(Opening)

Spain: I heard you were in trouble. I will do everything I can to assist you; don’t worry about it. Politely, me cabrón have you managed to piss off a lot of people. Mi amigo, you do not know when to stop, huh?

Austria: Neither do you.

Spain: Bien. I can start with Italy’s house, then.

Hungary’s thoughts: Mr. Austria… don’t tell me you’re going to fight who I think you’re going to fight…

HRE: Ah…!

Chibitalia: Good morning, Holy Rome! How are you?

HRE: Wait! Hold on!

Chibitalia: Ah…

HRE: You run when I chase you. And yet you chase after me when I run! Why do you do that; it doesn’t make sense!!

Chibitalia: Um, I don’t know…?

HRE: Please listen, Italy. There is something very important that I’ve been meaning to say to you!
Nn… I’m-a sorry about everything… I’m-a leaving though, so you don’t have to be afraid anymore!

Chibitalia: Wait… what are you saying…?

HRE: I have to go away now…

Holy Roman Soldier: Holy Rome, are you-a ready?

HRE: Sì. Well… see you around. Take-a good care of yourself…

Chibitalia: Ah…! Are you really leaving…

Chibitalia’s thoughts: But… I don’t want you to go, Holy Rome…!

Chibitalia: Oh no, don’t go!!! Please!!! What’ll I do without you!!! Don’t leave me!!! No!!!

HRE: Hm…?

Chibitalia: Here… take this with you. Maybe… it will help you think of me… and then… then you won’t forget about me…

HRE: Mm? Oh. A push broom… but, why would that remind me of you…?
Ah…!!
Italy… mm… sì, grazie! I would be honored to have your push broom!

HRS: Uh… why a push broom?

Holy Roman Soldier Who’s Obviously From Romano: Who knows…

HRE: Hm… I… I feel like I should give you something too… what do… what do people do at your home if they like-a someone?

Chibitalia: Hm? Um… kiss, I think…

HRE: Kiss… I see…
I’ve-a liked you for a very long time… it’s been since at least the tenth century…

Chibitalia: Oh… really…?

HRE: Yes, really. I wouldn’t lie to you…

Chibitalia: Yay! That’s happy!

HRE: …..hm… well, I’m off… be careful… when this war finally ends, I promise I’ll come and see you again…!

Chibitalia: Ok then! I’ll miss you! I’ll be waiting!! I’ll make you lots of treats for when you-a get back!! Don’t get sick! Try not to get injured or die violently either! I know we see each other again…! I know we will!! I know it!!!

HRE: No matter how much time-a may pass, you’ll always be my most favorite in the whole world!!!

Narrator: Afterwards... Holy Rome threw himself into a very, very long battle.

[Chibitalia: End]

(Marukaite Chikyuu: Italy)

HRE: (diligently using his push broom)
…….it does make me happy!!!

Translations
• Me cabrón: You bastard (Spanish) (Google translate says it’s “me bastard”, so it should probably be “mi cabrón”, which would be “my bastard,” but it’s basically saying “wowww.” And Google Translate isn’t really a native Spanish speaker.)
• Mi amigo: My friend (Spanish)Dora taught me this one
• Bien: Right (Spanish) (Literally means “well,” but it’s like an “alright” or a “good.”)
• Holy Rome is going away: The Thirty Years War (1618-1648), fought with basically Catholics against Protestants and France, threw the Holy Roman Empire into turmoil. It’s considered the starting point of the “empire’s” (it was in truth not very holy, had no Romans and not even the city of Rome, and was too small to be an empire) dissolution.
• Grazie: Thank you (Italian)