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Japan: Well… I suppose if we are to be stranded, we are lucky to be near so many fish…

Germany: True… but fish is very boring. I’d rather have beer.

Italy: Yeah, me too! Fish is real boring! How ‘bout these? You want pot stickers?

Germany and Japan: Duaaaagh!

Italy: What; do you not like them? Ok, I’ll just have to eat them all by myself! Aaaaa~ nom! Mm!

Germany: Italy!!! What in the hell are you eating?!

Italy: Pot stickers!

Japan: That is not what he meant, Italy! Where did you get pot sticker!?

Italy: Oh! I just went out and bought a few! Keep going straight; we’ll be there in a minute!

Germany: You really got them way out here?
Ah…!

[Chinatown]

China: Aiyaa!

[Draft Beer]

China: Welcome to my vacation home! Please, come on in!

Germany: Ah… you vacation here?

China: Sure. I own home in every major city too. Usually people like to visit my home to get a good deal on name-brand handbags.

Japan: Wow…! I had no idea…!

Italy: Now all you need is pasta, and it would be PERFECT!

(Opening)

Liechtenstein’s Narration: I love this ribbon! My big brother bought it for me! It’s so pretty!

[Liechtenstein and her wonderful big brother -part 3-]

Liechtenstein’s Narration: Und now, we get to shop together at the supermarket to find food for dinner!

Switzerland: So. What are you in the mood to eat today?

Liechtenstein: Oh, um… cheese fondue…? That sounds good…

Switzerland: I see…

Austria: O-ah…

Switzerland: Ah…! (Unfortunately, this doesn’t count as a gasp)

(Random flashbacks of childhood)

Liechtenstein: Hallo! How are you today, sir?

Austria: I’m well!

Switzerland: I don’t understand what you’re doing here, Austria…

Austria: Well, usually, supermarkets have food. I came here to get some of it.

Switzerland: Hn.

Switzerland’s thoughts: He buys expensive food as if he does it all the time!

[High Grade
High Grade Cream Cheese]

Switzerland: Agh…!

[High Grade Cheese Super Tasty
High Grade]

Switzerland’s thoughts: I could too! I mean… I could have things like this if I wanted! Since I always save my money! I could have them! If I wanted to…

[At any rate, cheap cheese
Keep refrigerated]

Switzerland: Nhh…!! (Gasp)
I-I don’t really care about the price! I just like how this one tastes! It’s-..It’s better than the others, if you ask me… n-ngh…

Liechtenstein: Well, I didn’t ask, but I get it…!

[Cheap cheese]

[Liechtenstein and her wonderful big brother -Part 4-]

Austria: It’s right about noon now! Would you both like to join me for lunch? It would be my treat, of course.

Liechtenstein: Sure! That would be wonder-

Switzerland: No thanks!
(Liechtenstein and Austria: Ah?)
Switzerland: We’re having lunch at home. Sorry, you’ll have to dine by yourself. Besides, I’m afraid if I had to eat while looking at your stupid face, everything would end up tasting bitter.
Ah…! (Gasp)

Switzerland’s thoughts: Treat… free meal? Saving money…! I do love saving money…!

[Treat → Free meal → Saving money → Saving money is wonderful…]

Switzerland: Just so you know, I didn’t want to have lunch with you; I only wanted to save some money.

Austria: As expected. You haven’t changed a bit, have you, Switzerland.

[Liechtenstein and her wonderful big brother -part 5-]

[Unsociable atmosphere]

Liechtenstein: Ah…!

Switzerland: Hey…! That’s not very dignified!

Austria: Ah…

Switzerland: Ah…! (Gasp)

Child Austria: (laughing noises? I guess…)

Chibi Switzerland: That’s not very dignified!

Switzerland: Awkward moment…

[Liechtenstein and her wonderful big brother -Part 6-]

Prussia: Hahahahaha! I saw that, you spoiled brat! He tricked you! He’s just showing off big time right now!

Austria and Switzerland: Ah…

Prussia: Guess what! I’ve got some very shocking news about this pianist!

[Prussia]

Austria: Ah…!

Prussia: He’s cheap! I mean he’s as stingy as you can get! His food is bland und his clothes are old.

Austria: You can shut your mouth! It’s because…!! Ah… it’s just… I like to save money…

Prussia: Then it’s time to start spending! Buy me something to eat with all your savings! I want something pricey!

Switzerland: Hm. You haven’t changed…

Liechtenstein: I think it’s funny how much the two of you are alike!

Switzerland: I am not at all like that guy!!

Prussia: Hahaha! My job here is done!

(Marukaite Chikyuu: Italy)

Germany: If we could have free beer like this forever, then I guess this predicament isn’t too bad after all!

Japan: Mr. Germany, I will buy your beer if we can swallow our pride, and simply ask Mr. China to allow us to go with him next time he leave to procure food!

Italy: Yeah! I wanna get some pasta too!

Children: To be continued!

Translations
• Hallo: Hello (German)