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France: Well! If it isn’t Mr. Loser himself, old Britain!

England’s thoughts: Life in Europe does certainly test one’s fortitude…

Child America: Oh… Mr. Britain! You came to visit me!

England: Of course I did! How’ve you been doing? Little man… I wish I could see you more!

Child America: Me too! But I guess this is better than never seeing you!

Dog: Arf!

Child America: Haha!

England: Being around you certainly makes me feel young again!

(Opening)

Child America: Wow…!! Fish and chips! All I need now is a pint of Guinness! But I’m too young for that!

England: British cuisine is built for a sturdy man, you see!

Child America: Mmm!! I was wondering; since I’ve only ever eaten foreign food from Britain… is this what French food tastes like?

England: How absurd!!! I mean… everyone knows that British food is far superior to that French slob!

[Has no sense of taste]

Child America: Got it! The height of culinary art… hot spuds! Mm… hehe!
(England: Nnnnhhhhhhhnnnhhhhnhhhhh!!)

[Has no sense of taste]

America: Hetalia!

Liechtenstein: Big Bruder…?

Switzerland: Hm?

Liechtenstein: (nervousness!)

[Liechtenstein and her wonderful big brother -part 7-]

Liechtenstein: I just… I got you this little gift…

Switzerland: What is it?

(Switzerland: Ah…!)
Liechtenstein: It’s to thank you for all the wonderful things you do for me!!! Nh…!

Switzerland: Ah… Well thanks… but this really wasn’t necessary…!

Liechtenstein: One thing…?

Switzerland: Mn…

Liechtenstein: Wait until you are alone in your room to open it… ok… have a good night sleep!

Switzerland: Ah…
(Reading her message) Dear big brother… I’m always so thankful for what you do...

[Dear big brother, I’m always grateful for what you do. Thank you very much for buying a ribbon for me today.]

Switzerland’s voice slowly fades into Liech’s: Especially for buying the ribbon for me today!
Liechtenstein’s voice: It made me very happy! This gift is something that I’ve been secretly sewing every night! I hope you like it und will wear it with pride!

Switzerland: Oh good grief… she didn’t have to… silly girl…

[Pajamas]

[Liechtenstein and her wonderful big brother -Part 8-]

Chibi Switzerland: You got beaten up by Hungary again; when are you going to stick up for yourself?! It’s not like I can be there every time to bail you out. How many times now? How many times?!

Chibi Austria: This is fifty one…

Chibi Switzerland: This makes fifty two!

Chibi Austria: It’s funny…! I was created to fight… but no matter how hard I try or who I end up fighting, I always seem to end up like this! At least I have you to come and pick up the pieces when things fall apart on me! Aha!

Chibi Switzerland: Don’t laugh! This is why I tell you to train so much! Your brain’s been damaged! Idiot! Next time I’m just going to leave you out here on your own!

Chibi Austria: You know there is an arrow in my butt, right?

Chibi Switzerland: Like I said. Brain damage!

Both Chibis: (Laughing!)

Switzerland: Ah… why’d I think of that…? Oh yeah… maybe ‘cause I haven’t been laughing much lately…

Liechtenstein: Ah… guten Morgen Switzerland! Did you sleep well?

Switzerland: Ahem… um… ehe… e… eum… I slept alright…

Liechtenstein: Well, you certainly look handsome in that pink frilly nighty I made for you!

Switzerland: Thank you…

Narrator: In the beginning, Switzerland and Austria spent all their time together, helping one another! So much so that when Austria got a new boss, he scarcely recognized the difference between the two countries and treated them as one. This caused a seed of tension that bloomed into a flower of friendship destruction.

[Liechtenstein and her wonderful big brother -part 9-]

Switzerland: It’s so peaceful here…

Liechtenstein: Ja… still, I get sad thinking about how I don’t get to see you that much... I miss these times…

Switzerland: There’s more important business I have to attend to now.

Liechtenstein: I know. You’ve got better things to do than sit with me… I’ve always liked that you work so hard at your career… but I don’t see why you can’t relax more often… I get worried about you sometimes, big brother…

Switzerland: Mm…?

Chibi Austria in Switzi’s Memories: Ehehehehe!

Switzerland: Dgh!!!! Dah!! Why can’t I get that stupid Austria out of my head!? Ah! Eh!! Rr!!

Liechtenstein: Ah!! Big Bruder?!

(Marukaite Chikyuu: Italy)

Translations
• Hot spuds: Apparently it’s a big potato baked with butter, cheese, and salt! I don’t like potatoes, (cue the German angry mob) but that sounds not too bad if done well…!
• Bruder: Brother (German)
• Beaten up by Hungary again: From 1477-1488, the Duchy of Austria was at war with the Kingdom of Hungary. Austria lost. Starting in 1529, Austria pretty much lost every war he was ever in in which Hungary wasn’t on his side. Yay Hungary!
• Guten Morgen: Good morning (German)