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Axis: *peaceful silence*

Italy: Perfecto! We should do that thing!
(Germany and Japan: Hm?)

Germany: That thing?

Japan: Which is what?

(Opening)

Italy: This thing! Aren’t they pretty?

Germany: Are you certain that is what they should look like?

Italy: Yep! Positive!

Japan: Interesting. I made something similar to that as well.

Italy: Yeah, mine is better.
Kay! Now it’s time to hold hands and sing!

Germany: I will not do something that girly!

Italy: What do you mean girly?! I’m gonna do it!

Germany: Nn!

Japan: Ah!

Germany: Persistent bastards!

Japan: They’re back again!

Italy: *hyperventilating*

America: Listen to me and my total hero voice, guys! China! I choose you!

China: Hwoah!
Waaaaaaaaaaaaah! Uh! Nh! Yah! (those are battle sounds)
Germany: Ah! Zee! Ngh! (those are dodging sounds)
China: Yah! WAH!!
Japan: Ah!

China: Nn…

Italy: Uhh ohh… oh no!!! Please don’t hit me!!!! Or at least not in the face!!!!! I paid a ton of money to get that hook out of my nose…!! I mean it’s practically a work of art!!

America: Great, we caught ‘em all!
(Italy: *hyperventilating*)

Italy: Stop walkiiiiing! White flag, seeeee?! White flag, white flag, white flag!! Ah!

America: Ah!
France: Ah…
England, Russia, and China: Ah?
Germany and Japan: Ah…!

Axis: Ah…
France: Ah…
America: Euhhh…
England: Ah…
China: Ah…
Russia: Oh…?

Finland: Merry Christmas! Surprise! I’ve come from Finland to deliver Christmas to you all! It’s wonderful, is it not?
Ahaha! Ahahahaha!

England: What the bloody hell is that?!

China: It’s some lunatic flying around in a crazy foolish plane!

Russia: Hahahahahaha!

Italy: Hey there, Santa! It’s good to see you! Ahahahahahahaha!

America: Dude, you’re out of control; how many people do you know?

Finland: And it’s good to see you, Italy! I got your letter! So here’s your gift! I made sure to bring presents for everyone else as well! Enjoy!

France and America: Ah…!
America: Ah…
France: Ahh…
Germany: Ah…
Japan: Ah…

England: How strange! Is this present for me? But I don’t even believe in Santa…!

France: Italy… you’re the one who called him here, right?

Italy: Yeah! Who doesn’t want to get presents on Christmas! Luckily, Santa travels everywhere!!

Finland: That’s right! Christmas even comes to the battlefield! I made sure to get here early for you guys too! That way you’d have time to have a little fun!

Japan: ありがとう! (Arigato) How nice! I’m not even a Christian and he gave a present to me! Rice balls… miso… pickled plums…

[Miso]

Japan: I can’t believe it; he delivered my very favorite meal!

China: Kitty!
(Cat Sound Effect: Meow!)

Germany: Ah…

[Dirty Book]

America: Hm… no way… I forgot it was Christmas time already… presents! I guess being bloodthirsty kinda gets distracting! And by that, I mean bringing democracy to the rest of the world! Haha! Guess Santa knows what he’s doing, just like I do!
Ah… nn…

Italy: Hey look! It’s snowing! Yah! Yah! Yah! Yah! (Other stuff I can’t hear)

Germany: Weird… weren’t we on a southern island?

Japan: Look like miracle CAN happen.

Finland: But of course! Because as long as everyone can find togetherness and embrace the Christmas spirit, then anything becomes possible; even miracles!

France: ….”can find togetherness”…

China: Anything IS possible…

France: Ah…
America: (Silent, but it wouldn’t be fair to not include him)
England: …ah…
China: Ah…
Russia: Ufufu!
Japan: …ah…
Germany: Ah…
Italy: Hahahahaaahahaha…

England: …how about a ceasefire… at least for the holiday…

Germany: Agreed…

Finland: And God bless us everyone! Ho ho ho!

Italy: Buon Natale! Merry Christmas!!!!

Axis and Allies: Merry Christmas!!!!

Austria: I got a present as well!

(Marukaite Chikyuu: Italy)

America: Hey, what is that, anyway?

Italy: A Christmas tree!

America and China (maybe other Allies too): A what?!

Finland: Ho ho ho!

[To be continued]

Translations
• Perfecto: Perfect (Spanish)—Perfect in Italian is “perfetto.” They make mistakes like this a lot.
• Buon Natale: Merry Christmas (Italian)
• America and China’s reaction to the tree: During WWII, actual Christmas trees were in short supply in America due to lack of manpower to chop them down. In China, Christmas trees are illegal.