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HetaliaENGTranscript — Hetalia English Dub Transcript: Episode 32
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[Grind, grind, grind, grind…]Germany’s narration: One night…
France: Oh honhonhonhonohonhon!
Germany’s narration: I wasn’t sleeping so well!
(Germany: Ghh… with this Frenchie…!!)
Germany’s narration: Then… I woke to this weirdo!
Germany: Ah…
Rome: Whaaaat? You’re kidding me; this can’t-a be Italy’s ally. Get out!
Germany: Who the hell do you think you are?!
Rome: Oh please! What kind of fool does not recognize this greatness when they see it? My sculpture like-a beauty should give it away! Wait, check this side! I’m-a so Roman Empire, supreme-a ruler of all! Ah…!
Germany: Get out! Imposter! What are you up to!? I know the Roman Empire, and you sir, are no Roman Empire!
Rome: I am-a too him!
Germany: Silence! Just shut up and answer my question! Who are you!?
[Potatoes (raw)]
Rome: Nice! I’m-a so hungry! Nom… I am the Roman Empire.
Germany: With that kind of attitude my only option is to shoot you in the head!
Rome: Hetalia!
(Germany: Ah…!!)
Rome: Calm down, my friend! Now, don’t you remember? My pretty voice?
Germany: Ah…!
Ah!! That was you!?
Rome: Sì!
Germany: What the hell are you here for?!
Rome: Oh! I forgot!
Italy: Ve…
Rome: I came-a to see my little Italy pumpkin (gushy words)…
Germany: Wait a minute! How the holy Führer did he get into my bed?!
Rome: My little grandson… so cute!!
Germany: Ah… this is a dream! It’s just a dream!
(Italy: Ve…) (Rome: *laughter*)
Germany: Hetalia!
Rome: So tell me, what kind of a man doesn’t have a woman in-a bed with him every night?
Germany: Achtung…
Rome: When I was-a your age, I had a plethora of lovely ladies around me! Oh, are you not into girls?
Germany: I will punch you in the throat!!
Rome: Come on-a now; don’t be so sensitive! No one here’s-a judging you! There’s nothing wrong with playing for another team! And everyone likes to experiment a little, except me, of course.
Germany: You sound just like France…
Rome: Well, there’s always a bit of the self-a love, is there not?
(Female Voice: Ah~!)
[Sumptuous Feast]
Germany: No way!!
Rome: Ah….!! You masturbate! Everyone takes care of the business now and again! The masturbation is-a natural!!
Germany: That’s disgusting!!
Rome: Ah..!!!!!
Germany: Drrrgh…
Rome: You must be a saint…!
Rome: Hetalia!
Rome: This old man shall now teach you a lesson!
[Lesson on Rome by Grandpa]
Germany: This douchebag is getting old quick.
Rome: Now you know what this is, right? Rome inside of Italy, where my heart lies!
[6th Century BC, My birth!!] [272 BC, Italy unified!!] [Rome]
Rome: Can you believe I was-a ever that small… first, Carthage fell, and then others died. Good times! Ah, memories…! I just ate, had sex, fought, had sex, and slept every day!
Germany: In the year 753 BC… Rome is said to have been founded by Romulus and Remus, who were raised by a wolf.
Rome: Ah…!
Germany: Then, around 509 BC, you banished the king and made the country a republic. Afterwards, you won land utilizing law und military power. Italy was unified in 272 BC. Only then did you extend your power throughout the Mediterranean Sea. Then you defeated Carthage.
Rome: No way…! You’re right! Get out of here; you’re a fan, aren’t you? You’re-a my fan!
Germany: No… I-I’m not… I just have respect for you-
Rome: Of course! Respect away, then! Have as much respect for me as you want; I’m so moved! You have-a touched an old man, my friend!!
Italy: Ve…
[Can anything wake this guy up?]
Germany: Hetalia!
Rome: Alright! Time for me to head home!
Germany: Hold on a second!
Rome: Oh?
Germany: Ah… it’s just… I mean… if you really are the Roman Empire… then I have a question…
Rome: Huh?
Germany: You left… why’d you disappear? You once possessed such impressive power… so what happened…? Where did you go when you left? Where is home now?
Rome: Mm… those questions are-a tough…
Germany: Nn…
Rome: I was an idiot… but I did not know it. It’s-a funny… I thought-a my wealth and my power would last… but then one day I woke up and I realized I was-a just history! Eh, nothing lasts forever! Haha, so… uh… yeah…
Germany: Ah…!
Rome: Then, you know, that thing… and then that thing, and… I… don’t remember…!
Germany: Ah… euhh…
(Marukaite Chikyuu: Germany)
Italy: Good morning! I dreamt about Grandpa Rome last night! Oh?
Germany: (snoring)
Italy: I did it!!!!! I woke up earlier than Germany this morning!!!
Japan: Wonderful…! I will make sweet red bean rice to celebrate.
Italy: I can’t believe it; this is amazing!! I’ve never woken up before Germany
before!! Hey, instead of beans, could you make some kinda pasta for celebrating instead? And some kinda pizza!
Rome: He’s getting-a big… God owed me this one; I’m glad I got to see him…
Translations
• Führer: Leader (German). Aka Hitler
• Achtung: Watch it (German)
• Carthage: An ancient nation centered in its capital city of Carthage, modern-day Tunisia. It was the most powerful nation in the Mediterranean area before Rome rose to power. It spanned the northern coast of Africa, southern Spain, Corsica, Sardinia, part of Sicily, and Malta.
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It is kind of weird to see Rome refer to Italy as a pumpkin when the fruit would not even be discovered for at least another thousand years assuming he died in the 4th century BC and that pumpkins which are native to America were not known in the old world until the 14th century.
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Wow, it didn't occur to me that Rome wouldn't be able to know what a pumpkin is! (Especially since Italy never made a big impression on America during its colonial times, so Rome wouldn't be watching America anyway.) Thank you very much for this new piece of information! Thinking farther, Rome is shown eating a potato, when potatoes originated in the Andes and were brought to Europe around 400 years ago, meaning he had no idea if it was edible!
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