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Austria: (playing piano-)

(Austria: Ah…) (Hungary: Ah?)
Chibitalia: Hey hey Papà, could I have some wine!
Hey hey Mamma! Hey hey Mamma!
It doesn’t matter what I do; I’ll never forget!

(Austria: Ah!) (Hungary: Ah?)
Chibitalia: The taste of Bolognese won’t get out of my head!
♪ Draw a circle, that’s the Earth!
Draw a circle, that’s the Earth! ♪

(Opening)

Italy: Hey, hey Germany! What are you doing?? Can we go play football, can we??

Germany: Nein; I’m reading.

Italy: But it’s so pretty outside! Let’s go play football!

Germany: Agh… hh…

Italy: Hey~ Germany~ play football, Germany~ heyyy~ football Germanyyy~ Germany, football~

Germany: Are you wanting me to gas you!?

Italy: Ah…

Germany: Hetalia!

England: Nn… ughh… nhh… nh…nhhhh…

America: No! Poor Britain!

Death: Nyahahahaha!

America: Rumor has it that you were mortally wounded; is that true!? I blame Germany!!

England: No… you must not… I was in the process of creating our new weapon called the panjandrum, when… well, you know how drunk the Scots like to get.

[Panjandrum: A self-propelled weapon England designed during WW2 to breach Germany’s protective barriers, which was an obstacle for the Normandy operations. The idea itself was revolutionary. For example, its 100km speed made it impossible to intercept. But things like its inability to go straight when covered in sand made its impracticality equally revolutionary.]

America: Dude! No way! Come on, man! Hang in there, please! You can’t just die!! You still owe me a crap-ton of money!
(England: America…)

America: Ah…

England: Listen to me… we spent too much of our time fighting… but I want you to know… (heavy breathing)… I don’t hate you… I know it must have seemed that way… (heavy breathing) the truth is, um…

……………

America: Britain…? You ok…?
Eh! Eh! Eh! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Eh! Ah! Ah!
Aw, dude! Britain is totally dead!! Let’s go get a drink to celebrate!

Death: (nod)

England: Uhhhhhhh…!!!

America: See? I told you he’d wake up if we did that!

Death: (nod)

Italy: Hetalia!

Germany: You really are clumsy! Watching you gives me the high blood pressure! I want you to wear this helmet. It will keep you safe, und me from stressing!

Italy: Oh… I can’t do that.

[Squadsman 1]

Germany: Ah…h…

Italy: Ahhhh…

Germany: It doesn’t go on the ground! Put it on your head!!
(Italy: Ahhhhhhh!!!!)

Germany: There!

Italy: Gahhhh! I’m very sorry, but I do not want to wear this head thing!!! It’s just that… dhh… wearing this… helmet… makes… me feel like… I’m… getting… shorter…!! (cry)

[(Germany) 180cm] [(Italy) 172cm]

Germany: You won’t, though…

Austria: Hetalia!

(Austria: Ah!) (Hungary: Ah?)
Chibitalia: ♪ Draw a circle, that’s the Earth!
Draw a circle, that’s the Earth!
Draw a circle, that’s the Earth!
I am Hetalia!
Ah~ the world around us
Can be seen through the stroke of a single brush!
And now~ we give a

Italy: (sudden puberty) Toast with our boots! ♪

Austria: Ah…!!

Hungary: Wha!

Italy: Ohh… hm?
♪ Hetalia! ♪

(Marukaite Chikyuu: Italy)

Italy: Cool! My voice is changing; I’m starting to sound like a boy!

Austria: Duah…!

Hungary: Good for you! Wonderful!

Austria: Ahh…!

[What?]

(Hungary: Ahahahaha!)
Italy: Ahahahaha! I kinda sound like a homo, don’t I?

Hungary: Haha… I know; I’m so proud of you!
(Italy: Hahahaha… haha… homo!!)

[Thought Italy was a girl.]

Austria: Nhh…

Hungary: Um… Mr. Austria… are… you ok…?

Austria: Ja, I’m fine. Now I get why Holy Rome liked him so much…

[Later on, he went to buy suitable clothes.]

[To be continued]

Translations
• Papà: Dad (Italian)—not to be confused with “Papa,” which means Pope
• Mamma: Mom (Italian)
• Normandy Operations: More commonly known as D-Day, the day when Allied troops landed on the beaches of Normandy, France. (June 6, 1944.) As the panjandrum was expected to be used on a beach, the fact that its flaws involved sand made it indeed pretty useless. The operation ended up being a double-edged sword, as more Allies died than Nazis and none of the goals were accomplished on the actual day, but it led to the liberation of France.
• Britain owes America a crap-ton of money!: During WWII, Britain was forced to borrow money in order to fund their war efforts. America proved to be a major source of those funds. He ended up borrowing a serious crap-ton of money from America, through low-interest loans and the Lend Lease Act. By the end of WWII, Iggy’s debt was 21 billion British pounds. He has paid America back his WWII money as of 2006.