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Published: 2014-01-04 22:57:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 6366; Favourites: 9; Downloads: 0
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Axis: *peaceful silence*Italy: *soft breathing*
England: This is incredible.
America: Rock out! We found the Axis countries!
Russia: Why do they look so serious?
China: Wait. What’s so incredible?
America: Dude, you’re totally on my foot!
France: Ah! A mosquito just bit me!
(Opening)
Austria: You idiot! Why would you ever form an alliance with Italy?!
Germany: Ah, well I had various reasons to do it. You know the more alliances the better and all that…
Austria: Whatever!! You know what a complete coward that guy is; he’s probably mass producing white flags as we speak!
I shall now show my utter disgust and anger with you through the piano.
Germany: Ok, go on.
Austria: (DUN!!! Piano~)
I assume you get the idea.
Germany: You express anger with Chopin…
Germany: Hetalia!
Japan: Mm… I never thought that simple biscuit with toasted marshmallow in between would be so delectable…!
Italy: The inside is melted and squishy but the outside is still so crunchy! That’s the best part, no?
Germany: Ja…
America: Hey, wait! S’mores are supposed to have chocolate!! Let’s teach ‘em a lesson!
England: Ah…
France, Russia, and China: A lesson?
America: That’s right; we can have a campfire too!
Kids: Chibitalia!
Narrator: Stuffy Mr. Austria is very strict about rules and discipline.
Austria: I am very strict about rules und discipline!
Narrator: Italy gets scolded quite a lot.
(Chibitalia: Waaaaaaah!)
Narrator: Since he gets stepped on if he resists, he is terribly afraid of mean old Mr. Austria.
However, there are also times where Italy likes Mr. Austria.
Austria: Hey…! You do not have to stand there! Come sit next to me and listen to the music.
Narrator: Italy loves the music that Mr. Austria plays.
America: Hetalia!
England: (in a really low freaky voice) Bring on the fire. Bring on the hell. Set everything ablaze so that no trace remains. Bring on the fire…
America: I feel like we’re summoning the devil!!!
England: Hetalia!
Germany: Due to my merger with Austria, he started living at my house. Now I have no desire to go home, and I’m not even married.
(Austria: Huff… huff… huff…)
[“Huff! Huff!”]
Austria: Hey, why do you throw your underwear on the floor when you’ve only worn it the one time?! If Franz Joseph I saw this, he’d die in a fit of fury of your unadulterated wastefulness!!
[Franz Joseph I:
A super-dooper stingy Austrian emperor. It’s said that he’d patch his clothes and continue to wear even the sorriest clothes, so he looked almost like a homeless person. This is a good example of how the job of Emperor is one of the harder jobs on Earth.]
Germany: Ja… but they kinda have a big hole in them...-
Austria: This tiny hole?! FJ1 would not care about such things; he would’ve patched it up first!!
[Franz Joseph I:
(Same description as last time)]
Germany: …und so… I was forced to continue wearing dirty underwear he patched with his bare hands…
Germany: Hetalia!
Axis: *peaceful silence*
Italy: *soft breathing*
Japan: It occurs to me. I wonder how Mr. Austria is doing right now.
Italy: Ask him! He’s been over there this whole time!
Germany and Japan: Ah?!
Austria: (Piano in the sea~)
Germany: How did I not see him?!?!?!
[“Continued Next Episode”]
(Marukaite Chikyuu: Italy)
Translations
• Chopin: Frédéric Chopin was a mildly friendly looking Polish composer during the Romantic era who may or may not share my birthday. He wrote many pieces, mostly for piano, but unfortunately died at a young age. The songs Austria plays are Chopin’s Nocturne Op. 9 No. 2 (on the island and for Chibitalia) and Nocturne 4 in F Major Op. 15 No. 1 (when expressing his anger).
• The demonic campfire song England is singing is based off of an old French song. I assume Iggy doesn’t know that.
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Comments: 24
I think France was the one that said a mosquito bit him.
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Hm, I checked again and I think you're right. I'll change that. Thank you!
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No problem.
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HOW DID I NOT SEE HIM?
I loved that line so much.
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Canada powers, maybe?
But yeah, it's great when they make jokes like that.
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At least how did he not hear him?
Jokes that break logic like that can either annoy me or make me laugh. Like during Paint it White, which breaks logic too many times to count, but the one thing that bothers me is that they have Skype and an internet connection to talk to Tony with during the apocolypse.
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Um... transitive... Canada properties?
And true, I hadn't thought of their conversation like that.
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I guess. Or maybe Germany started going insane from being stranded.
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Yeah, true. He kind of just neglects to use his gun when fighting the Allies in later episodes on the island, so he's probably delusional.
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He seems completely sane after they leave the island. Maybe it's hunger or dehydration talking?
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Yeah, and he's probably overtired too. So delusions seem like the most logical explanation. Yay for scientific reasoning!
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How long were they on that island?
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Long enough for the Allies to come and attack four times, and for Christmas to come. England also decided to use Busby's chair while they were still on the island.
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So, about a year probably?
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Give or take. Dayum.... kinda makes you wonder about that period early on in the war when nothing really happened. Perhaps it was because everyone was stuck on the island?
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If that's the case then America shouldn't have been there. He would have still been going through the "Fuck everyone else" phase that he went through after the Civil War and World War One.
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Dammit history, ruining everything. Of course, this "fuck everyone else" phase included making lots of money off of the war. That would have been interesting. "Hahaha! Listen to me and my total hero voice, guys! China! ...your shipment of new artillery has arrived! Pay up, please!"
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Is it weird that I could read the part about America selling China artillery in his voice?
China: Thanks aru! Could I take out a loan and pay you back later, Japan is kind of killing me right now!
Oh how things have changed.
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What goes around comes around, I guess!
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Only I think that it's probably worse for America than it was for China because it seemed like China had some idea of how to manage a budget.
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Yes, yes. Any plan that doesn't involve the word "inflation" is better than our plans.
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Today's dollars are worth three cents compared to 1783.
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Is not worth anything anymore.
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