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Spain: Hetalia!Tony: Hold on. I spelt weaknesses wrong.
Russia: Oh…
Germany: Grrgh…
Italy: Uhh…
Japan: Ah…
China: Uh…
America: ….nh…
France: Rh…
England: Ah…
America: Tony!!
(Everyone else: Ah…!)
Everyone: Ah…?! (running noises)
America: Ah!
….what on Earth…
China: It not on Earth; that is the point!
Italy: Ah! Ah!! Ah! Ah!!...
England: Ah! Damn! The light’s enormous!
France: Ah! I think it’s their mothership!
England and France: Ah…! Nrgh!
America: Rh… ah…
Russia: …ah…!
China: Ra… ah…
Japan: Nhh…
Germany: Rh…
Italy: Uwaaaaa!! This is where I fly backwards!!
France: Well, I guess I was right…!
England: Yes. That has to be their mothership!
America: Hahahaha! Those space dorks are so predictable!
China: Ah! Everybody, take a look!
Everybody Else: Ah?
Pictonians: Blublublublublublublub…
France: They’re all going inside of the ship!
Russia: Well, that’s sort of making the sense… I’d fly noppera humans back to Picto for slave labor if I were them!
Germany: Unacceptable! We shall not allow such atrocities! Let the torture begin!
Japan: Germany! I’m sorry; I touched you. But if we fight sporadically, we will only end up defeated!
Germany: Must kill!!
America: Hey, dudes! I have an idea! We could infiltrate their ship and find their weaknesses!
China: Yes! I like the way you thinking!
England: Right! You can leave the spying to me!
Japan: Nothing ventured, nothing gained, as they say.
France: Exactly who are “they?”
Italy: I have a way we could all get inside!
Everyone Else: Ah?
Italy: Tadaa!
Germany: What the hell!? What is that?!
Italy: It’s my Pictonian costume! Don’t you like it? I made it from all the white flag material I have! Hoohoo~! Good news; I made one for everybody!
Everyone but Italy: (various sounds depicting how much they don’t like this)
Germany: Attack!!
America: Hahahahaha! Hail the conquering hero!
England: 00 ninja!
France: What a relief! I look amazing in white!
China: Hang on tight, panda!
Russia: Oрете! (Orete)
Japan: I run into battle!
Italy: I’ll wait for you guys here!
Germany: Italy! You are coming inside with us!
(Italy: Uh… uh…)
Italy: Whaat? But I would rather not… willingly walking onto an enemy spaceship seems kinda reckless to me! Plus, I don’t want to get my costume all dirty!
Germany: Fine, then stay here alone.
Italy: Ah?! Oh, being alone is worse than anything; waaaaaiiiiiit!!
Uhhh…
Italy: Hetalia!
(From Episode 12)
France: So England… I have something important to say to you. I would like… for you to marry me.
England: Uhhh….
That’s very funny, France. I don’t believe it’s April Fool’s Day yet.
What’s the matter, old chap? You can’t even afford to buy a calendar anymore? Ahahahahahahaha…
[Gloomy]
France: You are wrong, mon ami. And this is not so funny.
(England: Ahahaha… ahh…)
England: Right; what the hell is wrong with you!?
France: Here. Take this.
England: That’s a marriage registration form, you idiot!!!
[Marriage Registration Form]
France: Nn!
England: (struggling noises)
France: No it’s not. Can’t you see? It is a calendar!
England: Uh….uhhh….
France: It’s for you! It is a calendar!!
England: What’s come over you!? Unhand me, you foppish twit!!
France: Just sign it!
England: I will do no such thing! Argh!!!
France: I said sign it!!
England: No!!! Stop it!! Rrrrrgh…
[Marriage Registration Form
England]
England: NOOO!! I don’t know what you’re up to, but I don’t like it!
France: Look, I don’t want to be part of this either, but we don’t have much of a choice! Come on… blame the Suez Canal; that thing has put me close to bankruptcy! If I don’t get married to you right away, I overheard my boss saying that he would kill me! That would suck!!
France’s Boss Chibi Head: I will KILL you!
England: RGH! That’s still not a satisfactory reason to be wed! Have at you! Here’s what I think of your damn form!
[Marriage Registration Form]
France: NOOO! What are you doing!?!?
England: Now you’ll see. That’s what happens when you try to force people to marry you, frog! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
France: You brute! Dammit! Don’t you even care if I die?!
Please, I’m begging you! You have to listen! I can become Britain’s quaint little French village if you want me to...! Come on; help me!!
England: I will not, fool! Why on earth would I ever want to marry you?! First of all, you need to learn to deal with and accept your failures. AHH…!
France: Oh hon… oh honhonhon…
England: Unhand me this instant you foul smelling wine lover! Release me! Let me go! Turn me loose! Why are you not listening to me, France?! Lessen that grasp! I said let go this minute! This is rather undignified!
(France: Oh honhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhon…)
[Drag, drag]
[Merger of England and France: While there was a growing sense of crisis due to the Suez Crisis in 1956, the French Prime Minister Guy Mollet suggested to England that England and France merge, saying that they would agree to have Queen Elizabeth be the united sovereign. Even after being summarily turned down, he requested for France to join the Commonwealth of Nations.
Well, if you think about it, that’d be... impossible.]
France: Non. I will be fine. You will see! Just you watch me! I’ll be fine; just fine! Oh honhonhonhonhonhon…!
France: Hetalia!
(From Episode 34)
Italy: Hmmm… hm hm!
Japan: Hey, Italy! What is that you’re looking at?
(Italy: Huh?)
Italy: Oh! This! My combat record!
Japan: Yah!
Canada: Hetalia!
[APH News]
News reporter: In today’s news. The entire world is in crisis. Luckily, Canada and Cuba have joined forces. They’ve dedicated their time to assisting the injured. I’m sure they are a lot of help too.
Man: My legs!! My legs!!
Other Man: My arms!!
Cuba: It’s only half of you. It could be worse.
Canada: You still have your legs…
(Other Man: Whahahahaha!!)
[Q. Have you felt anything through the relief activities?]
Canada: Yes. I find that helping people gives me a warm fulfilled feeling.
Kumajiro: Who are you?
Canada: I’m Canadia.
Canada: Hetalia!
Cuba: Hetalia!
Canada: Hetalia!
Translations
• Russia would send them over for slave labor: A reference to the gulag, where anyone from petty criminals to political prisoners would be forced to do hard labor as punishment. I’ve mentioned them before in a Baltic episode, I believe.
• Let the torture begin: Nazi Germany was a fan of torture, notably political prisoners and groups that would be later sent to concentration camps. Actually, it was recently discovered that even before the war, there were over 100 torture sites in Berlin alone, which is pretty frightening.
• Nothing ventured, nothing gained: “They” is Chaucer, the Father of English literature. It’s also really similar to the French proverb, “Qui onques rien n'enprist riens n'achieva,” which basically means the same thing.
• 00: A James Bond thing, pronounced “double O.” It’s basically the beginning of an identification number. James Bond himself has the number 007.
• Oрете (Orete): Yelling (Russian)—he pronounces it wrong, but unfortunately I can’t really explain the correct way to pronounce it.
• Canadia: What it means is obvious, but it can also mean a bank in Cambodia! Or the genus of an extinct annelid worm!
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Comments: 14
France: What a relief! I look amazing in white!
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most people dont know that in russian one has to understand when they pronounce an o like an o and when like an a
so they read orete
but pronounce it arjetje
but i see these mistakes a lot
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It makes it really difficult to translate sometimes; I don't see why they can't just consult a book or something.
But I'm guessing it's plausible that that was what he was saying??
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yeah
arjetje would be the correct pronounciation
but they converted all the cyrillic letters into our letters
neglecting the correct prounciation
orete
but pronounced like it's written arjetje in russian
and welp
about the book thing
maybe time pressure
maybe intended
dont know
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They don't even try sometimes, though.
Like at the end of the movie, when Italy literally just speaks Spanish.
Not even screwy mispronounced Italian. Spanish.
SPANISH.
It's amusing, though.
I don't know much about Russian though, so thank you for the insight!
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lol
first i thought that it was intended
but it would only make sense with romano (due his connection to spain)
as a joke
but meeee
kinda a sloppy job for the main character of a series ;-D
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Whoops, turns out what I was referring to was actually episode 28 of Axis Powers (where he says "perfecto" instead of the Italian "perfetto").
The instance at the end of the movie is actually wrong whether it's in Spanish or Italian, if they were planning to make it in Italian.
They say "problemo"
It's "problema" in both Italian and Spanish (and Greek, where they borrowed it from)
So I just didn't translate it and left it as American slang
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Yeah i was talking about it in general
And
Fun fact
Null problemo
Is a colloquial german term for
No problem
(it's listed in the dictionary)
And yep
It's perfetto
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I wonder why they had France call Britain "England" in the episode 12 part.
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Probably just inconsistent, but I remember that Studio Dean allowed Funimation to dub the show under the condition that they called him "Britain." I'm also not sure why they redubbed that in the first place.
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That makes sense. Italy did the same thing in that part where they are doing training and he runs away.
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"Willingly walking onto an enemy spaceship seems kinda reckless to me!" He's not wrong, that is more than a little reckless. How desperate were they?
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They could have just let it leave and live a long life, but that would make for a pretty boring story, right? Besides, I can understand that they may have not had another chance. But yeah. Reckless heroism!
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There's being reckless, and then there's being completely daft.
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