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America: Ok, now do exactly as I say! Russia, you can back me up, dude! China, you should back me up too! France and Britain, you guys back me up! And Germany,--huh?

Germany: Pick a lot, find your group, and start searching.

America: Don’t ignore me!!

England: Dammit; the last person I’d want to work with is you.

France: Pardon moi?! Stop stealing my lines, fool!

England: Shh!

France: Ah…

England: Quick, follow me!

France: Uhh—heh! Ah! Uh! (being pulled noises)

Pictonians: Blublublublublublublub…

France: (sigh of relief) That was a close one…

England: True. But we won’t allow them to capture us so easily. Now, let’s go find their information room, shall we?

France: Hey! Don’t tell me what to do, bossy pants!

America: Ok, my dudes! Let’s find the ship’s cockpit like pronto, yo.

China: Then we can destroy their switch for the Pictonian’s light beam.

Pictonians: Blublublublublublublub…

America: U—a..aa… uh!
China: Hup!
Panda: Nyeeh!

Russia: Never show enemy the fear!

America: Ah!
China: Aiyah…

Pictonians: Blublublublublublub…

America and China: (sigh of relief)

America: So I guess… they can’t tell we’re different?

Japan and Germany: (running)

Italy: Hey, guys! Where are we going?!

Germany: We’re going to rescue the Earthlings that were turned into Pictonians!

Japan: We’re looking for housing facilities they must have in here somewhere!

Pictonians: Blublublublublublublublub…

Germany: Ah…
Japan: Ah..nh..!
Italy: Huh..?

Germany: Gg…

Japan: Ha…!
(Italy: Huai…!)

Italy: Hwo…. Those guys creep me out…!

Japan: Ah…! Germany! Over there!

Germany: Ah…

Air vent: (venty noises)

Pictonians: Blublublublublublub…

France: They have files… I bet that’s the information room…

England: Yeah. Come on!

England and France: Ah…!

France: What a gorgeous swollen blue orb!

England: It’s the Earth, you idiot. They’re probably using it for their battle plans.

France: Looks like the white areas are the ones that they’ve already attacked, and the red dots are where they’re currently attacking.

England: Nh…. nn?! I can’t read it!

France: It’s not human, remember?

England: No worries. I have a translator app.

Narrator: Britain. A former pirate, but now a rather effeminate, yet gentlemanly empire with a plethora of rain. France is a longtime acquaintance he’s often found bickering with for bickering’s sake. However, in their heart of hearts, they love each other. Sexually.

[United Kingdom
The rainy empire of the pirate turned gentleman.
His personality is that of a cynic and a sore loser.
He has an unpleasant history of fighting and friendship with France.
However, in the back of their minds, they appreciate each other.]

England and France: Uh… where the hell did they get that?

England: (argue noises!) prepare yourself (more argue noises!)
France: Ah! (argue noises!)

England and France: Ah…

England: Perhaps this isn’t the best time to bicker for bickering’s sake.

France: Oui… I agree.

England: Uh, fear not, my friend! In cases like this, there’s always a hidden door somewhere nearby! See? Like that!

France: Ah…

England: Yoink!

England: Huaaaaaaaaa!!
France: Huaaaa—you idiot, we’re fallingggggg!!!!
England: Yes, I realize that!!

China: No one’s in here…

Russia: I bet it’s their break time!

America: Perfect! Now let’s go find that white-blob-maker-beam-shooting lever!

China: I don’t know! There are so many switches; any of them could be it!

America: Dude! Seriously, right?

Russia: I think it must be this one here!

America and China: Hm?

Russia: You see?

America: Yeah… it does look like it could be the one, but…

China: It’s too easy; it has to be trap!

America: Oh relax; it’s not like the floor’s going to spontaneously fall if we pull it! Hahahahahaha!
Ah..!!

China: Uhh…!!

Alarm: (being alarming)

Pictonians: Blublubl—blub!! BLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUB…

America: That’s loud!

China: Let’s go!
(America: Ah!)

China, America, and Russia: (running away)

Pictonians: BLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUB…

Germany: That’s bad… one of the others must have tripped the alarm!

Japan: Sounds that way. I hope that everyone is still safe.

Kitty: Meow~ (purrrr)

Italy: That’s nice!

Germany: Italy, you nincompoop! Why did you bring a cat with you?!

Italy: What? It’s therapeutic and relaxing!

Germany: Relaxing?!?!?

China, America, and Russia: (running away)

Pictonians: Blublublublublublub…

America: Dude, what’s up; these guys do not wanna let us get away!!

China: I thought they couldn’t tell that we look different!

Russia: I’m starting to get bad side cramp!

China, America, and Russia: (running that sounds kinda painful)

England and France: (out of vent they go~) Hwoaaaaaaahh!!

China, America, and Russia: Ahh!!!

Allies: (noises of general panic)
Huaaaaaahh!!

Russia: Oh..!
France: Ahuah!

China: Eh! Aiyah…
(England: Ah….)

America: Euhh… ehh? Ah..!!

Pictonians: Blublublublublublub…

Allies: Ahhh… heugh….

America: Way to go! We’d almost totally lost them until you guys decided to fall out of the wall and ruin everything, so thanks a lot for getting us all cornered.

England: Oh, shut up! You can’t make this whole thing our fault!!

France: Ah, he’s right… and I hate you for putting me in a position to say that.

Russia: I think we have different position to worry about…

Pictonians: (lights glow~)

China: What do we do now?!

England: Those green light things are getting brighter, aren’t they?!

France: Oh mon Dieu… they’re going to turn us into one of them!!

Russia: Don’t worry so much! I’m sure those Axis Power guys will be here any second!

Pictonians: (lights gloowww~)
America: Ah…

Pictonians: (lights glooowww~)
England: Ah..!!
France: Huaa…

Pictonians: (lights gloooowww~)
Russia: Ahh…
China: Ah!

Pictonians: (lights glooooowww~)

(Cliffhanger, bwahaha)

Translations
• Pardon moi?!: Excuse me?! (Franglish)
• Oh mon Dieu: Oh my God (French)