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Quick Warning: The part from episode 7 that I had put a warning there for is here.

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( ) We don't know...

Japan: Nyah! こんにちわ, (Konnichiwa) Pictonians! This is Bon Dancing Festival! This is where we all dance together!

Pictonians: (blub dancing)

Italy: Cool! I want to dance too! Hoo ah! Ah! Ee! This is fun, huh? Haa~

Pictonian: We don’t know!
Another Pictonian: We don’t know!

America: Now’s the time, dude; make those blobs sign sign sign!

Japan: No, it’s still too early! First we must pacify them with gifts and make sure they are feeling relaxed and happy before they read. We can talk the treaty on another day. That is secret to good reception.

America: What? You can’t be serious!

England: I’ve taken the liberty of preparing the gifts!

America: Ahahahaha! Dude, your sense of timing is incredible!

Japan: Thank you very much.

Italy and Pictonians: We don’t know! We don’t know! We don’t know!...
America: Check it out! Those dudes look like they’re like, totally happy!

Japan: I am curious, Britain.
(England: Ah…)
Japan: What did you put in the gift bags?

England: Isn’t it obvious? I put scones in there I made from scratch.

Everyone Else (Besides Italy): Ah?! Uh…

Pictonians: Blublubnomnom… seriously?! Seriously?! Seriously?! Seriously!?

France and China: Ah…
(America: Aaaah…)

England: H… what’s wrong…?

Pictonians: Seriously? Seriously?... (Lights gloooow!)

America: Fail! I think your scones pissed off the Pictos!

England: Why?! Scones are so yummy!

Italy: Hm? Hey, what’s wrong? Come on, all you Pictonians! What happened to all the happy? Have another scone, and let’s get having fun! Eh?

Pictonians: No way! No way! No way! No way!...

America: Yeah… I don’t think they like that plan, dude.

China: No…

Germany: I’m not sure what’s happening, but we should retreat!!

Everyone Else (but Italy): Run awayyy!!

Italy: Hey, you guys! Wait for me!!

Pictonians: Blub… blublub… BLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUB…

Everyone: (running noises)
Pictonians: BLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUB…

Germany: Drgh… ah… yah!

America: Ahhh!

England: Hh..hah!

France: Hhh huhh!
Russia: Ah!

Japan: Rgh…
China: Nh…

Cat: Meow!
Italy: Hahahaaaaaaaa….!!!

Lasers: Pew pew pew…

(Splash!)

Spaceship: Zoom!

Austria: Hetalia!

Austria: Ahh!! I knew I wouldn’t be able to do this!

Hungary: No, Austria, don’t say things like that! You can create any kind of music! I know it!

Austria: But I’ve never heard Japanese dance music before! How am I supposed to write it? You know… I didn’t even know they had such things… (sigh…) why would Japan ask me to compose his bonbon dancing?

Hungary: It’s just one bon.

Hungary: Hetalia!

(From episode 21)

Germany: Ok, I’m going to invade Russia. Take care of things while I’m off killing.

Italy: Please don’t! My medication’s wearing off!

Creepy Silhouettes: Mwahahahahaha!

Italy: It’s scary to be alone, and I can see their faces laughing at me!! Britain and France are on the march and are going to swallow me up like the tasty morsel that I am! Please don’t go!!!
(sudden change in spirit) Grrr… I can’t be dependent on scary Mr. Germany for the rest of my life! I’ll show them the true Italy!

England: Hm?

Italy: Over here! I surrender! Look at me!

Italy’s thoughts: Quitting is hard work…! My arms are tired! Grr… Italia forever!

England: Hetalia!

(From episode 20)

England: We’ve finally invented a machine that will make perfectly boiled eggs! As you can see, it’s a state-of-the-art machine that we, the British Empire, marshalled our intelligence to create! We spent several years on the concept! And now, after all those years of testing, we have the unique capability to make delicious boiled eggs by using technology no other country can replicate!
(America: *cracking an egg!*)

America: Mm...mmmm...

England: Ah...
(France: *cracking an egg!*)

America: Hetalia!

England: Look! A machine that will give you beer from a tap! We-NGH!

England: ...
France: Oh honhonhonhonhon!

England: You bastard! Only the French would hit a person with a beer!!
France: What is that supposed to mean?!
England: It means you’re a wasteful alcoholic who (something something) I hate you!!

China: Another peaceful day for the Allies...

France: Hetalia!

(From episode 7)

Romano: Hey there, Hasselhoff! I brought a little surprise for you!

[“How to get along with Italians: Brothers”]

Germany: Great… what is it? Another Jew?

Romano: I have created a secret weapon for such singular purpose and stealthiness that you will be helpless to its powers!
Moustache!
Ahhhahaha! Hoohoo! You look-a so very stupid, with your big bushy mustache like some hipster at a high school party! Ahahahahaha!!!

Germany: Uh… you do know it looks like you have the mustache from where I stand…

Romano: Ahh! Turn your head! No! Don’t look! I’m so ugly!!!!

Romano: Hetalia!

(From episode 6)

Germany: Due to my merger with Austria, he started living at my house. Now I have no desire to go home, and I’m not even married.
(Austria: Huff… huff… huff…)

[“Huff! Huff!”]

Austria: Hey, why do you throw your underwear on the floor when you’ve only worn it the one time?! If Franz Joseph I saw this, he’d die in a fit of fury of your unadulterated wastefulness!!

[Franz Joseph I:
A super-dooper stingy Austrian emperor. It’s said that he’d patch his clothes and continue to wear even the sorriest clothes, so he looked almost like a homeless person. This is a good example of how the job of Emperor is one of the harder jobs on Earth.]

Germany: Ja… but they kinda have a big hole in them...-

Austria: This tiny hole?! FJ1 would not care about such things; he would’ve patched it up first!!

[Franz Joseph I:
(Same description as last time)]

Germany: …und so… I was forced to continue wearing dirty underwear he patched with his bare hands…

Austria: Hetalia!

(From episode 27)

Germany’s Voice: Dear diary. That darn Italy slacked off from his training AGAIN. Lazy bastard.

[Month: oo, Day: xx, Sunny
That darn Italy skipped out on his training again.]

Italy: Ugh… I wonder why Germany’s being such a big fat meanypants today…

Cat: Meow!

Italy: Ah…? Oh, kitty kitty kitty~! I found her here so that must mean she’s Germany’s cat! Germany could learn about niceness and purring and tongue baths from you!
Who wants a super kitty spin this way? How ‘bout one more back the other way—AUGH!

Germany: We need to get that cat back to the lab.

Italy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE HER!!!!!!! WAHHHHHH!!!

Cat: Meow!

Germany: Hetalia!

Germany: Eh… uh… (breathing)… hh…

Germany’s narration: I wonder how long I’ve been here now… when I awoke, I washed ashore onto the beach. I’ve been wandering around in this jungle, without any knowledge of where I am… or where I am headed. Nor do I know what I am looking for. I haven’t seen the others since we jumped ship. Literally. I don’t even know if they’re still alive. But what’s worse… I have no idea what’s happening across the Earth. What if it’s been completely transformed into a Picto planet? In that case… this island must be the last stronghold… I… may be the last too…

Germany: Ah… ghh… yuahh…

Germany’s narration: Of course… I should have expected as much. My physical strength seems to have reached its limit. I won’t ask for water. If only I could have some beer to moisten my throat. I won’t ask for food either… if only I had some wurst to satisfy my hunger…

Germany: Ghh..hh… ah… nh… ah...... ah…
Wait… what light is that, I… think… maybe somebody is over there… (steady breathing as he runs) ngh… ah…

Italy: Ah… (singing)

Cat: Meow!

Germany: Ah… is that Italy… but how…?!

Japan: I think… it’s a soft glow of hope…

England: Criminy! I’ve never been so hungry!

Germany: Ah… you’re all here…!

America: Hn.

England: Mn…

China: Nn.

Russia: Mm~

Germany: Ist gut.

Italy: Hwo… huh? Hey! I’ve been waiting for you guys! The pasta will be done in just a minute, ok? Ahahahaha…

Sealand: Cheerio, everybody!

Italy: Oh?

Translations
• Bon Dancing: The Bon Dancing (盆踊り, Bon’odori), is part of the traditional Bon Festival, to celebrate one’s ancestors. Considering Japan chose this festival, it can be deducted that the events of the movie fell on or around the 15th of the seventh lunar month that year.
• Criminy: Apparently it’s to show surprise
• Ist gut: That’s good (German)