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Italy: Hm?

Everyone Else: Hm?

Sealand: Hey, you remember me? I’m Sealand! I found you by using the interwebs; I’m wicked good at that kind of thing! I brought my entire country to rescue you!

England: You don’t have an entire country to take anywhere! Now go home, you little pipsqueak!

Sealand’s thoughts: Once I rescue all these big important countries, they’ll have no choice but to recognize me as my very own sovereign nation!

Liechtenstein: Um, big bruder?
Ah…!! I was wondering… um… if maybe you wanted to go on another picnic with me? I’d… like that very much…!

Switzerland: Mn.

Liechtenstein: (excited squeal) Wonderful; I’m so happy! (another excited noise) Thank you! Well then, have a good night!

Switzerland: Yes, you have a good night too…

Switzerland: Hetalia.

Liechtenstein: Hetalia!

(From Episode 30)

Zashiki-Warashi: (giggling)

England: Ah…?
(Zashiki-Warashi: *still giggling*)

England: Hey Japan. Have you heard that child making so much noise?

Japan: I have not. I am sorry… how odd. I live alone, you know.

Japan’s thoughts: Strange… I’m sure it’s just the long trip. He must be hallucinating out of exhaustion.

Japan: So Britain… perhaps you should take a bath and go get some rest.

England: Hah… Japan has been acting more than a bit unusual this evening… I’m sure it’s simply a cultural difference. I hope I didn’t do anything offensive, though…
Ah…!

Kappa and Youkai: Hwaah!

Kappa: Look, a human has come here to take a bath…!!

Youkai: Sorry! We’ll leave now, sir!

England: Ah…

Kappa and Youkai: Eeeee!

England: To be honest, I don’t mind you being in the bath with me.

Kappa: Ohh… well thank you very much, “gov’na.”

England: I hate to ask this… we’ve only just met and we are naked… but could you fill me in a bit about Japanese culture?

Kappa: Sure! No one could inform you more about that particular topic than us! Right?

Youkai: Right!

Kappa: First of all, the sushi you’re familiar with was only recently created. Did you know that?

England: Really…! No, I had no idea.

Youkai: You could always check out Wiki! I’m sure they’ve nailed it!

Youkai, Kappa, and England: (laughing at that joke)

Japan: So Britain… you were in the bath quite a long time…

England: Yes… well, I was a bit distracted while chatting with the two blokes that were already in there.

Japan: What…?!

England: Well… I’m off to bed now.

Japan: Ok… goodnight, then…
…I live alone… who on Earth is he talking about?!

Japan: Hetalia!

Kappa: Excuse me! “Gov’na?”

England: Ah…

Kappa: Um… I just wanted to thank you for a wonderful evening…

England: Ah? Oh, hello fellows… ah… it was rather fun, wasn’t it? We should take a bath together again tomorrow!

Kappa: Ahaha… oh, we would love to… but we were just about to leave this area for the mountains…

England: Ah…

Kappa: You see… we were taking a bath to celebrate our last day here…

Child: Ah…? ありがとう! (Arigato)

Kappa: Long ago, although humans were afraid of us, they still believed we were real…! In a way I guess you could say we had a mutual respect for each other. But then, something changed… before we knew it, our very existence became nothing more than a silly superstition to people… we used to be able to talk to Mr. Japan too…

Youkai: Nowadays, he won’t even look at us.

England: Ah… but still… that doesn’t mean you both have to leave… does it?

Kappa: Yes…

England: Ah…

Kappa: I guess you could see we feel as if we’ve overstayed our welcome. But… it was a pleasure for us to spend our last hours here with you.

England: I see…

Kappa: Take care, “gov’na!” Nice to meet you!

England: Hey! We should still get together for a bath again someday!

Kappa and Youkai: Yes! That would be wonderful!

Zashiki-Warashi: (laughing again)

England: Ah…? Hwaah!! Uh!

Zashiki-Warashi: (laughing)

England: Ahhhh ha! You were the one making the noise! Stop right there! Hey! What are you?! Damn, you’re fast! Come back here, you little…!

Japan: Ah…! So Britain is insane…! How many times do I have to tell him I live alone…
(England: You’re not one of those little children from those horror movies, are you? Ah! AHH!)

England: GYAAAAH!!!

England: Hetalia!

China: Ahhh… I am so full at moment…
(America: Nomnomnom…. nom!)

England: Who would’ve guessed that you’d have a vacation Chinatown on this random island!

China: I completely forgot about it!

America: (swallow) Wow, this seafood pasta’s pretty rockin’, am I right?

Sealand: Yes, I like it!

England: Why don’t you go home already!?

Italy: Pastaaaaaa…a…

Everyone Else: Nn…

Italy: Zzzzzz…

Germany: Good grief… I will never understand how he can sleep so easily.

Japan: He’s tired. After all, he did make us all dinner, which was very delectable if you ask me.

China: Hey, I help make it too! Ass!

Russia: I am wondering… about Pictonian. Why did they stop the attacking of us when Italy started talking to them?

France and England: Huh?

China and America: Eh?
Sealand: Mm?

Japan: Ah?

Germany: Ah-…

France, England, China, America, Japan and Germany: Yeah…

France: They were probably fascinated by his facial expressions, since they don’t have any.

England: They are extreme! Ahahahaha!
All the other allies: Hahahahaha!

Germany: Nh…

Italy: Zzzzzz….

Japan: Ah…

Germany: Ah! They’re here!

Japan: It would appear so.

Allies: Nh. (France: Ah…)

Spaceship: Zoom!

America: Dammit!

Germany: It’s headed for us!

Sealand: Hm! Don’t worry everybody, I promise you can just leave this whole thing to me!

England: No! You imbecile! It’s dangerous!

Sealand: Maybe for you, but I’ll be fine! Hm! Hahaha! All systems go! I modified every bit of my land just for this moment!

Sealand Pictonian: …..blub…

England: Well, what did I tell you… idiot…

Ship: Boom! Splash!

Everyone: Duah…!

England: It just… stopped!

France, Russia, China: Ah!!
(England: Ok, I was wrong!)

America and Japan: Ah…

Germany: What the hell are they up to?!

England: What’s the point in this?!

France: It’s ruined! The Eiffel Tower is atrocious!

China: It’s like they brought them to show us!

Japan: Wait! This look like bad news! I think they are making their own city, with this island as their base!

Germany: They can’t!

Pictonians: BLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUB….

Germany: Grrr… Italy! Wake up now!

Italy: Why? Is something about to happen-HWAAAAAAH!

Pictonians: BLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUB…

Italy: UWAAAA! This is too scary!!
(Cat: Meow!)

Germany: Snap out of it!

Italy: I haven’t been this scared since I pretended to be the box of tomatoes fairy! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah!...
(Cat: Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!...)

Germany: Stop crying! If you don’t, I swear I’ll give you something to cry about!

Italy: Ah! Ah! Ow! Ah! Ah…
(Cat: Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!)

Germany: There is no crying in alien warfare!

Cat: Meow!

Italy: Oh! Wait! Pookie!!!!

Germany: Italy! Come back!!!

England: Germany!

Germany: Ah…

England: Just let him go; we have even more pressing matters to be concerned about at the moment.

Germany: Yes indeed, we do.

Germany: Hetalia! Hetalia! Hetalia!