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(From Episode 4)

Germany: Now, Japan. Do you think you could make U-boats using those blueprints we had from the other day?

Japan: Well, I think your design is much too big to do in my home. But please do not worry. We succeeded in miniaturizing it using technology.

Germany: No way!!!

[U-boat]

Japan: We have twelve color random assortment, and we will release new additional colors to match each season. A popular voice actress will advertise it for us too.

Germany: Cool!

Mecha-U-boat: *robotic roar*

Japan: And that is its ultimate final form.

Germany: This is wunderbar, Japan!

German civilian: Ah…!!

Japan: Hetalia

(From Episode 14)

Germany: You. Italians, you’re on lookout.

Italy and Italians: Tired…

Germany: Oh, come on; you guys were just sleeping! Move it!

Italy: ...*sigh*…

Italian: The Germans have gone to bed!

Italy: Good! Let’s carry out our plan!

Italian Army: (running away noises)

Germany: How did they all defect so quickly?

German: Well, they are professionals, aren’t they?

Italy: Hetalia!

(From Episode 12)

Italy: Hello! Good morning, Japan! Hug!

Japan: No please! I don’t understand what’s happening! You invade my personal space! Not that I need a lot to begin with…

Italy: Uwawa…

Japan: I do hope you realize how awkward that whole thing was for me.

Italy: Uhhhh…..

Chibitalia: Hetalia!

HRE: Oh Italy…

Chibitalia: Oh, Holy Rome…

HRE: Oh Italy…

Chibitalia: Oh, Holy Rome…

HRE: Oh, Italy…

Chibitalia: Oh, Holy Rome…

HRE: Oh Italy…!

Chibitalia: Oh, Holy Rome…

HRE: Oh Italy!

Chibitalia: Oh, Holy Rome…

HRE: Oh, Italy, Italy!

[Daytime Wife Theater
Morning of Farewell
To be continued]

HRE: Hetalia!

Pictonians: BLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUB…

England: Ah…! Ah!

France and England: (Fighting noises)

America: (punching things noises)

Germany: (punch! kick!)

Japan: Hm.

Germany: YAH!

Japan: Nh! (using a stick as a sword noises)

Russia: Mm~ one for you! One for you!

China: AIYAA! (hitting things with wok noises)

Pictonian: Blub. (light glows~)

China: Ah.
Ah! AH!! I’m hit!! Oh no!!

(Pictonian: Blublub!)
America: Hrah! (Punch!) China! Hwa! (backflipping to avoid blast noises)
Ah! Ah…!

England: Mh. America-ughh!

France: Uh-…

Russia: Ah… Ah!

France: Uwah!!

Japan: Ah! Nn… yah! E-ah!

Germany: Ah… bring it on! I’ll kill all of you with my bare hands!! Yah! Eh! Deh! RRRRRrrrr…. Dah!

Pictonians: Blub! (jump attach)

Germany: Hah...-douh! Dh! Eghh!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Italy: Oh no! Germany!

China: Noooooo!!

Italy: Ah?

China: I’m rapidly becoming one of those Pictonian bastard!

Japan: Ah…!!

America: Dude, me too, bro!

England: I hate it here!

Japan: Ah… ah...

Russia: Ah… aahh!!

France: No! I have become hideously bland!

Italy: You guys!
Uwaaaaaa (crying) but I don’t want them to be turned into faceless white ghost blobs!

Germany: Aughh… ghh… Italy! Try smiling!

Italy: Oh, but I can’t! Those scary noppera meanies are everywhere!

Germany: I don’t care; you just have to smile…! Please Italy, just smile…! Agh! Do it… Italy…!!

Italy: (crying) No! It’s way too scary for smiling!

Germany: Gghh! ITALYYYYYYYYY!!!!

China: Ah…

America: Uh-..uh…

England: Nh…

France: Ah…

Russia: Hh…

Japan: Ah…

Pictonians: Blublublublublublublub…

Germany: Ghh…hhh… Ita….ly…

Italy: Please stop walking like that! You’re really freaking me out, guys!
Oh! BUT! I! DON’T! WANT! TO! TURN! IN! TO! A! NO! PPER! A! WHY! WON’T! YOU! LIS! TEN!? I! CAN’T! STOP! SCREA! MING!
Ah?

Rome: ♪ …to you what heaven on Earth would be!
All the cooks would be the French…
Policemen would be British… engineers would be German…
The bankers would be the Swiss… your lover of course,
Would be from Italy… ♪
Let me tell you something about hell!
The cooks are all boringly British!
The police are all grossly German! Engineers are all foppishly French!
Your lover is sadly a Swiss! And the bankers! Are pretty late from Italy!!
Thank you!

Pictonians: We don’t know! We don’t know!...

Italy: Hey there, Grandpa Rome! Ah?
Why is there a marker on the ground? I wonder if Grandpa Rome maybe left it here…
Oh! Yeah...! Ahahaaahahahaa heehee! (excited noises) Hey, look, I drew a face!

Pictonian: Seriously?

Italy: Seriously! Heeheeheeheehee…

Pictonian: A face?

Italy: (drawing noises)

Pictonians: (laughing)

Italy: Yeah, hehe! Ah! I found Germany! All done!
Yay! It looks exactly like you! You know what? I can draw everyone’s face!
(Drawing noises) Nice! (more drawing)
Ha! Haha! Hee! Ahahahaa! Ahoohoohoo! Euh… ai!

America: Dude, what’s the deal will all your weirdo faces?!

England: Look in the mirror; your face is weird too!

France: What about me? Do I look weird as well? I try to be… (covered by Japan’s voice)

Japan: Everyone! What is happening to Germany!

Allies: Ah?

Italy: Hey! Germany turned back!

China: Me too!

Cat: Meow!

China: My body is changing back to the normal China, just like Germany!
(Panda: Ya!)

America: I’m happy to see you, hand!
England: This is great!
France: I am gorgeous again! All is well!
America: We’re gonna have so much fun!
Russia: This is fun!
Japan: I think I might be smiling!

Germany: Ah… rh… ah… Italy… you did wonderbar.

Italy: Hahaa.

(From Episode 4)

Italy: Hetalia! Hetalia!

Italy: Ciao, Japan! Guess what I heard! Germany said you were good at miniaturizing! Do you think you could shrink me too?

Japan: Apologies, but no, we are not currently accepting orders to miniaturize Italians.
(Italy: Oh shankers! Your thing!) (Something along this line…)

Japan: *Sigh*… Japanese people grow-a, not show-a.

Italy: Whoa! What is this?! Stupendo!! Amazing!!! HWOAAA!!!!!!!

Japan: Hetalia!

(From Episode 23)

Germany’s thoughts: Why the heck is this guy such a putz…?

Italy: Ah, I ate some really weird British pizza the other day… it kinda tasted like fish and vinegar!

Germany’s thoughts: He’s supposed to be a descendant of mighty Rome, so it’s not a problem with his genetics…

Italy: Look, Germany! Someone’s teaching a lesson!

Professor: The flavonoids in tomatoes cause those who ingest too much to become unnaturally good humored but pathetically weak. However, our latest research has but cracked the surface of this phenomenon.

Italy: That’s funny! That professor doesn’t know it but he just said “butt crack!” Hehehehehehe…

Germany: Now I see…

Germany: Hetalia!

(From Episode 34)

America: Dude, rock out, I am awesomely the first one here! Now I can say…
Say! Aren’t you running a little late?
Those losers are gonna totally feel, like, completely stupid, yo!
Ah…

America’s thoughts: It’s Britain!

England: Alright…! That should do the trick! Heh!

[Italy] [Germany] [Japan]

America’s thoughts: The portraits; Britain was drawing them the whole time?!
(America: Ah….ah…ah….)

America: Hetalia!

China: What’s up with these weird drawings?!

France: They’re even worse than our actual animation!!
Who drew this crap? It does not capture the essence of my natural beauty!

[Pickax]

England: Yes, and I have a unibrow for some reason…

China: I think the ones at the bottom are best.

Russia: If that one’s supposed to be of me… I’ll hack it out with my pickax!

China, England, France: You’ll what?!

America: Uhhh… well that’s just annoying…! Why would someone choose to draw us in such a fashion?! It’s unforgiveable really; how dare that mysterious person flexibly express all of our individual characteristics with skilled sketches using boldly formed, innovative, and cutesy American pop art styles he probably learned in New York City!

[Blah, blah, blah, blah…]

England: So it WAS you.

China: You’re an ass!

America: Hetalia!

China: That’s unacceptable! I will draw all the portraits from now on!

America: Ah…uh..euh…
(Russia: Ufufufufufufu~!)

America, Russia, France, England: China… you’re a chick!?

China: Hetalia! Hetalia!

Translations
• Wonderbar: I know it’s supposed to be “wunderbar,” but it sounds like he was going to say “wonderful,” and then switched halfway through, making him instead suddenly name a candy bar.