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(Austrian Man: Let’s hear it for the queen!)(Cheering)
Narrator: In 1740, Maria Theresa was inaugurated as the Archduchess of Austria, as well as the Queen of Hungary. Apparently one throne wasn’t enough!
(Prussian Solder: He’s here! He’s here!)
(Prussia: Suck it, losers!)
Narrator: However, Prussia was opposed to the whole idea, and teamed up with France, who was always ready to be pissed about something, as well as Spain and some other countries that can’t seem to mind their own damn business. They formed a little Crush Austria team.
Prussia: I am looking forward to hearing that pathetic little boy beg for his tragic excuse for a life!
(Opening)
[However!]
[England was the only one who directly supported Austria…]
Britain: And so, I told France exactly what he could do with his baguette. I suppose then he got scared, because he started begging for mercy!
Austria: That is hard to believe!
England: Right? He’s no match for me and he knows it!
Austria: Ah… mm… by the way, would you like to have my sausage?
England: Yes, thank you. Ah… mm. Nom! Nomnomnom… oh my, it’s delicious! Tell me something. Do you normally bring such luxuries onto the field with you? Did a fancy chef make this?
Austria: No! I did! It’s very common where I’m from!
England: Why am I not surprised?
Austria: I worry about what you eat in your country.
Horse: (Neigh)
Austria: Hetalia!
[The First Battle]
[They lost handily…]
Prussia: Hahahahahahaha! Big surprise! You are weak und I am not loser!
Austria: You! Take your hands away!
Prussia: The painter! Bring him to me. We’ll have him capture Austria’s ass-whipped face for posterity.
Prussian Soldier: Sir!
Austria: (Sigh)… ah.
Prussia: Ah!
[I just want to kick France’s ass, so I won’t be taking sides. –England]
Austria: Eh!
Prussia: Uhhh…
[As long as I can kick France’s ass, it’s fine.]
(England: Ahahahahahaha…!)
Austria: Britain, in regards to how useless you are, I believe it has given me the right to talk shit about you behind your back.
[Once they were at a disadvantage, England, the last ray of hope, stepped out of the fight just like that.]
England: Hetalia!
Austria: Ok I lost. Do you want to say anything?
Maria Theresa: Your hair… it has un wunder kink. Don’t worry, my dear Austria. I have already taken action.
Austria: Ah…
Hungary: Hello Austria~!
Austria: What?! Hungary? What’s a girl like you doing here?!
(Austria: Ah.)
Hungary: Bringing 100,000 soldiers! We are fighting with you; isn’t that great?
(Hungarian Soldiers: Charge!)
Austria: No! I forbid it!
Hungary: Please, sir! Let me kill them.
[Let me kill them.]
Austria: Ah…!
Hungary’s thoughts: He took away Austria’s happy little place! For that he will suffer a fate worse than death and then! Prussia must dieeeee!
Austria: Uhh… well, if you want to.
Narrator: So here’s the backstory. Apparently, Maria Theresa traveled all the way to Hungary for assistance. While holding her son, who we assume was a small child, she spoke to the Hungarian Diet, which is like a parliament, crying out, “Please save Austria! It all depends on you!” Afterwards, Hungary sent reinforcement. That’s one gutsy broad! I like her.
Hungary: Hetalia!
Hungary: Hrrrr… bah!
Prussian Solder: Oohh!
Hungary: Uh!!
Prussian Solder: Ahh!
Hungary: YA!!!
(Panting)
Narrator: After that, thanks to Hungary’s hard work, they were able to stop the invasion completely.
Hungary: (Panting) Hoo!
Austria: Uwawawawawawa…
Prussia: Ahahahahahahahaha! Well! I guess I’ll let you off the hook this time! Hahahahahahaha! Oh ho! Hohohahahahaha!
Narrator: However, Silesia remained in Prussia’s hands. And the war ended with the Treaty of Aix-la-Chapelle!
Prussia: Hehehe! I am truly the most awesome of all. Yes I may have lost a tiny little bit, but in the end I won! Take that, Austria, you fool.
Hungary: Pshshshshshshshshaba…
Prussia: Huh?
Hungary: Give it back. Give it back give it back. Give back Austria’s happy place.
Prussia: Eeeeeek!
(Hatafutte Parade, zooms on America)
Notes
• One throne wasn’t enough: The first Congress of Vienna (1515) saw the future Holy Roman Emperor Ferdinand I’s (reign 1558-64) marriage to Anne of Bohemia and Hungary, in an agreement between the Houses of Habsburg and Jagiellon. She was also “Queen of the Romans”, which refers to parts of Germany, and not Rome (pretty much everyone in Europe thought they were still the Romans, and that they were still speaking Latin, for a really long time). I don’t know the details of how it works, but King of the Romans is NOT the same as Holy Roman Emperor. Anyway, that marriage led to Hungary and Bohemia being added to the Habsburg domain. I think? I’m shaky about Habsburg marriage rights since it’s so confusing. Poor Anne died before Ferdinand became Emperor. He was also elected King of Croatia.
• Other countries that can’t seem to mind their own damn business: Bavaria, Saxony, Naples, Genoa, and Sweden (one of these things is not like the others)
• Austria’s sausage: It looks kind of like a bosna, which is basically a sausage sandwich, but in reality I’m pretty sure it’s way too early for him to be eating one. It’s fast food I think, and spicy. I want to try one now!
Edit: Apparently it's "just typical austrian brown bred along with a sausage" :')
• I wanna kick France’s ass so bye: England was fighting a lot of wars at the same time as the War of the Austrian Succession, including ones that were technically part of the war like King George’s War (vs France in North America), War of Jenkin’s Ear (vs Spain in the Caribbean), and First Carnatic War (vs France and The Mughal Empire in India). There was also a Jacobite rising, which is basically when a Stuart decides their family should retake the throne (the Stuarts ruled the British Isles from 1603-1714, with some interims), and France got involved. Talking about that in more detail, James II (Catholic) was deposed in favor of his daughter Mary and her husband William of Orange (Protestant) in the Glorious Revolution. Then in the War of the Austrian Succession, James II’s son James Francis Edward Stuart (Catholic) said “I want the throne back.” To which France replied “Cool, we’ll help with that.” And the Catholic Brits were like “Neat” and the Protestants were like “Not neat.” So that was a bit more relevant to England than Austria’s ruler. Also Prussia wanted Hanover and King George II was born and raised in Hanover and didn’t want Prussia to get it or something.
• Wunder Kink: I don’t know… I mean it’s a cowlick or ahoge but I’ve never heard the term wonder kink used for it. I’ve also heard just kink, but not… WONDER kink.
• Hungary is here: There are a few strategic reasons for asking for Hungary’s support. Primarily, Hungary was (and still is) east of Austria, and therefore not in the way of Prussia joining his regions. The Hungarians were moved to enthusiasm by Maria Theresa’s personal address; she was holding her newborn Joseph (later Joseph II, her successor), and according to the anime’s notes she also made promises of great rewards which won over the Diet. Hungary’s army helped Austria defend Bohemia (the western half of modern-day Czechia) from Prussia and Pals. Some stuff happened, but it seems that at the end the army under Khevenhüller saved the day (for Austria, in Bavaria it was another story).
• Treaty of Aix-la-Chapelle: The war saw a turning point in 1745, when Francis Stephen, Grand Duke of Tuscany, King of the Romans, effective ruler of Northern Italy, and Maria Theresa’s husband, was elected Holy Roman Emperor. This saw many of Prussia’s allies switching sides out of loyalty to the imperial throne, and now Francis could get a lot of new support. The treaty of Aix-la-Chapelle (Free Imperial City of Aachen, which no longer exists, at least not under that name) ended the war in 1748, with the following claims. Prussia would get to keep Silesia, and Austria would have to give some land in Italy to Spain. France would withdraw from the Austrian Netherlands in return for the return of some of his colonies, like Cape Breton Island. France returned Madras to Britain, and gave up the Barrier towns to the Dutch. Parma, Piacenza, and Guastalla in Italy would go from Austria to Spain. Modena and Genoa would be restored after being conquered by Austria. Lastly, the Asiento contract was renewed, but Spain decided against it and two years later paid Britain to give it up. For the most part, with the exception of Silesia, not much changed in terms of European political borders.
• Give it back: The main focus of the Seven Years War (1754/56-63) in Europe was Austria’s desire to get Silesia back from Prussia. Putting aside their centuries-old rivalry, Austria and France teamed up for that goal, so naturally Britain teamed up with Prussia. Austria didn't achieve that goal, and it brought a lot of hardships, especially for France. Prussia and Austria’s battles are known as the Third Silesian War. Hungary was one of the powers trying invade Silesia.
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Comments: 9
(seeing Hungary beating up the Prussians) Man,...I am aroused and terrified at the same time!!
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I was going to thing of something witty to say but like I can't XD
Hungary is just 100% goals. Wife goals and life goals. And friend goals.
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austria isnt eating a bosna
just typical austrian brown bread along with a sausage
a bosna is sth completely different
We are very picky about bread...
and there are like 10000 different ones
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I looked at some pictures of "bosna" (according to whatever google search gives me) and I see what you mean now. Kind of disappointed that it's so generic, but I'm glad that someone can tell me lol
That's so many different options like you could have 3 different meals every day and not run out of choices for 9 years
I wanna try them but I know what I get here in the US won't be anything like the real thing :')
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it's a cultural thing thats hard to explain
but one of the most important things that for example students qho are abroad miss when they leave the german countries
is bread
no joke
when i went to school in france, i was very sick of baguette and really missed my bread :')
believe me when i say that what austria is eating is not a bosna
it's all about the bread...
and pls
only god knows what will happen to you when you compare a bosna to a hot dog
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(I just learned that America has a Pie Council dedicated to "preserving America's pie heritage" lol)
That makes sense tho, I used to have pancakes every day for breakfast, and then on the boat I was staying on in France, they didn't know how to make them not dry. I imagine it gives you guys the feeling I had then but x10.
Comparing a bosna to a hot dog seems really ironic, since it's really hard to find a hot dog with redeeming qualities here. You have to be really picky with what hot dog sausage you use, and there's nothing special about the bread.
Wikipedia says "In Austria, a 'hot dog' is a baguette which is hollowed out by cutting off the end and impaling it on a spike so a sausage can be inserted." Is that true or is it just random wikipedia nonsense?
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Americas pie heritage has nothing on the austrian one though
Probably
But i could be wrong about that
And about the hot dog in austria statement
I have no fucking clue
My roomie said its a baguette with some sausage
So it might fit the description
But i ate hot dog during my time in the states
And to me
This average bread just pisses me off
I think to me it was nothing special
And my mom hates the soft soggy bread as well
And there was sauerkraut in it
Which was a nice idea actually
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I imagine our pie heritage is totally different, yeah. I think we like pies so much because they made it easy to stretch supplies before the colonies were well established, but I'm not a pie expert
We like to put a lot of stuff on our hot dogs which is the only redeeming part about it. I think recently we've been getting more creative with it
If I remember correctly, I think the only reason hot dogs have a bun at all is so you don't burn your hand while eating it.
One probably has to actively look for a bun that isn't that kind
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