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Italy: (Sigh)… I worked so hard on those posters; it's no fair…!

Romano: Will you stop complaining already? You're annoying me.

Italy: I made some friendship posters for Germany! He made me take them down…

[ ♡
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Germany | Italy
]

Romano: Know what that means? The potato-loving bastard doesn't like you!

Italy: Oh…! No, that's not true! Ah…

[WW1]
[Tomato]

WWI Flashback Italy: Uwaaaaa!!

Italy: Uhh…

[WW2]

WWII Flashback Germany: Hmm?

WWII Flashback Italy: Germany, Germany, I need your help please help me help me!!

Italy: Eughhhh…

[Flap flap]

Flashback Italy: Whaeeeee!

[Huff huff]

Flashback Italy: Eeeeee….
Uuunnnnghhh…

Italy: ……….nnnnoooooo….

[It's rather that there isn't much to like about him…]

(Opening)

Italy: Ohh, I can't just lie around here and worry, not me! No, I'm-a go ask Germany about it immediately.

Switzerland: Ah… having a cup of tea and gazing at the moon. Ah yes, this is the life. Which… is because the scenery in Switzerland is so stunningly beautiful. Everything is quiet at this time of night. I can even hear the trees making the rustles.

Italy: Germany! Germany! Germanyyyy!

Switzerland: Ah..!!
Not you again!

Italy: Oh! Hey, Switzerland! Please, let me off the hook this time! Bye bye!

France: Mmmm… having a glass of wine and gazing at the moon, oh yes this is the life! I am so beautiful.
Hm?

Switzerland: You are not (?), I will kill you, I swear it! I will kill you until you are dead!
(France: Ah… ahhhh…)
(Italy: Uwaaaaaaaa!)

Italy: I'm sorry, I'm sorryyy!!!

Narrator: Did you know Switzerland used to shoot down any airplanes that flew into their airspace whether Allies or Axis? They claimed to do so in order to maintain their neutrality. Apparently neutrality means, "stay the f(beep!)k out."

[Switzerland is scary!]
[I'm sorry!]
[He's dangerous!]

[Germany]

[Switzerland] [It'd be easy if I could go through
[Switzerland] Switzerland's place, you know.]
[Switzerland] [Switzerland]
[Switzerland]
[Switzerland]
[Italy]

Switzerland: Hetalia!

America: Dude! You home, Japan? Merry Christmas! Euuaaaah!

Japan: Halt! Who goes there?! Thieves will receive no mercy!

America: Hold on, it's just me! Dude, I'm America!

Japan: Ah… are you serious? You look so old and disgusting!

America: No, I'm just dressed like this to look like Santa Claus, Broseph!
Japan: Wow, white people don't age very well at all, do they. So weird.

America: Uh! Uh! That hurts; you're stretching out my jaw, man!

Japan: So… why have you come here today…?

America: Dude! A partay! I'm having a Christmas one at my place! I'm inviting you, so you totally have to come!
(Japan: Duaahh..!)

[Merry X'mas]

Japan: クリスマス (Kurisumasu)? Thank you. But America, you know I'm not Christian, right?

America: I don't care about that! Christmas isn't about being a Christian; it's about having a kick-a party! The one I had last year was out of control! We had a massive tree and some cake! You know what? I have some sweet pictures of it with me if you wanna see 'em!

(Japan: Ah. Ah…)
America: Check it out, dude! That cake is like off the chizzain, am I right?!

Japan: Ahhh..!!
It is rather blue…..!

(Japan: Uh.)
America: Santa shows up every year, too!
(America and Santas: Hahahahaha! Hohhhohohohohoho!)

Japan: How can there be so many of him?!

America: A miracle! So, dude, you're definitely gonna be there, right?

Japan: No thanks, I do not think so. I am afraid of eating blue cake. It's not natural.

America: Dude whatever, it's not even gonna be blue this year.

Japan: What color is it.

America: Fluorescent pink! Get this! It glows in the dark! How awesome is that!!

[Dazzle]

Japan: Right. No way, man.

America: Ah… you mean… you're not gonna be there…? I was hoping that since we're friends and stuff… we could spend the holidays together now… And plus, the whole party this year… depends on whether or not YOU make it…
I mean, don't feel like you have to… although if you don't you will ruin Christmas for everyone…
Please, Japan… dude, come on, I could really use your help…

Japan: Nhhh… well, I guess… I can show up for a little while…

America: What? You mean it? Thank goodness!
Guess what, everybody! This year's Christmas party is gonna be Japan's treat! Hahahahahahaha!

Japan: F(beep!)k you, America!
(America: Hahahahahahahaaaahha!)

(Hatafutte Parade, zooms on Japan)

[Currently in splendid isolation]

England's thoughts: I think it's about time…

[To be continued]

Translations
• Italy's flashbacks: They are, in order, him popping out of the box of tomatoes, him asking Germany for help in general, waving a white flag, exhausted from training, and finally holding an active grenade in his mouth.
• Maintaining Swiss Neutrality: It was a difficult job, considering that after the fall of France in 1940, Switzerland was completely surrounded by Axis-controlled countries. Allied aircraft also commonly mistook Swiss settlements for German ones, and subsequently bombed them. Germany actually had plans to invade Switzerland, and Switzerland was mobilized and prepared for that, but the plans were never carried out, due to a mixture of Switzerland providing economic concessions and Germany getting distracted by more pressing matters. However, despite Swiss neutrality, German planes would violate Swiss airspace, and Switzerland would often retaliate by shooting them down. Germany responded to this by saying something along the lines of "hey stop that or I am going to have to respond in another manner." So instead, Switzerland forced the planes to land in Switzerland. On the Allied side, a lot of the violations were because Swiss internment was better than being a prisoner of war. After an Allied aircraft accidentally bombed Schaffhausen, mistaking it for Ludwigshafen am Rhein, Switzerland installed a zero-tolerance policy for aircraft. They accepted the bombings as "accidents," but insisted that any formations would have to be intercepted.
• クリスマス: Christmas (Japanese)
• Chizzain: A slang word for chain. Off the chizzain basically means really awesome. I think it is or was originally black slang, so I don't know the logistics of America using it himself.
• Blue cake: Japanese Christmas cake is normally a sponge cake with white frosting, and decorated with strawberries and a bit of chocolate.. They're also small, sometimes individually sized. They're very elegant in their simplicity. Japan is appalled by the thought of America's giant cakes both because the Japanese dislike artificial food colors and because American portion sizes are massive compared to Japanese ones. By the way, Japan learned his baking habits from France.
• Is it possible to make a glow in the dark cake: Yes. Actually, all you need is tonic water and jello on top of your regular ingredients for buttercream frosting. However, it glows under black light, not in the dark (black light is the lighting that makes your white clothes glow at parties). I'm not sure how well a pink cake would glow; the best colors for it are white and green.