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["Meet the Engineer" text appears]
[Cut to Jeremie sitting on his toolbox and playing the Virtualization theme on his guitar. Next to him is a kill counter displaying 209.]
Jeremie: Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems.
[A gunshot ricochets off the truck near Jeremie; he ignores it.]
Jeremie: Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
[Two more gunshots ricochet off the truck, close to Jeremie's head. He glances briefly at the bullet holes.]
Jeremie: I solve practical problems.
[Jeremie takes a bottle of soda from a nearby crate and swigs it as the level 1 Sentry Gun near him swivels round and shoots an unseen Kolossus.]
Kolossus: [screams]
[Jeremie puts down the soda and continues to play. The Kill counter clicks up from 209 to 210.]
Jeremie: Fr'instance...
[The camera shows a Flying Manta in the background trying to sneak up on the Engineer]
Jeremie: ...How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
[The Sentry Gun spots the Flying Manta and kills it. The Kill counter clicks up to 211.]
Jeremie: The answer...
[A level 2 Sentry Gun fires and kills a Hornet and an unseen enemy.]
Hornet: [screams]
[Kill counter clicks up to 213]
Jeremie: ...use a gun. And if that don't work.... [A level 3 sentry gun fires rockets] ...use more gun.
[Jeremie stops playing. A large explosion is heard and Jeremie grins happily]
Unknown Assailant: My wing! [from off-screen]
[The Kill counter clicks up to 214. A severed Manta's wing lands in front of Jeremie, who continues playing. The level 1 Sentry Gun targets the wing]
Jeremie: Like this heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little ol' number designed by me...
[Jeremie kicks the wing, which is shot out of the air by the level 1 Sentry Gun.]
Jeremie: ...Built by me...
[The level 1 Sentry Gun shoots a Kankrelat. The Kill Counter clicks up to 215.]
Jeremie: ...and you'd best hope... not pointed at you.
[The camera zooms out from Jeremie as his Sentry Guns continue to devastate the attackers. It is revealed that Jeremie's truck is crammed full of X.A.N.A. Intelligence, and that his "campfire" is in fact the burning body of a Manta.]
[Various screams]
[Jeremie's guitar sounds blend into the ambiance, before the piece ends with the "A World Without Danger" ending flourish.]

Description
["Meet the Engineer" text appears]
[Cut to Jeremie sitting on his toolbox and playing the Virtualization theme on his guitar. Next to him is a kill counter displaying 209.]
Jeremie: Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems.
[A gunshot ricochets off the truck near Jeremie; he ignores it.]
Jeremie: Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
[Two more gunshots ricochet off the truck, close to Jeremie's head. He glances briefly at the bullet holes.]
Jeremie: I solve practical problems.
[Jeremie takes a bottle of soda from a nearby crate and swigs it as the level 1 Sentry Gun near him swivels round and shoots an unseen Kolossus.]
Kolossus: [screams]
[Jeremie puts down the soda and continues to play. The Kill counter clicks up from 209 to 210.]
Jeremie: Fr'instance...
[The camera shows a Flying Manta in the background trying to sneak up on the Engineer]
Jeremie: ...How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
[The Sentry Gun spots the Flying Manta and kills it. The Kill counter clicks up to 211.]
Jeremie: The answer...
[A level 2 Sentry Gun fires and kills a Hornet and an unseen enemy.]
Hornet: [screams]
[Kill counter clicks up to 213]
Jeremie: ...use a gun. And if that don't work.... [A level 3 sentry gun fires rockets] ...use more gun.
[Jeremie stops playing. A large explosion is heard and Jeremie grins happily]
Unknown Assailant: My wing! [from off-screen]
[The Kill counter clicks up to 214. A severed Manta's wing lands in front of Jeremie, who continues playing. The level 1 Sentry Gun targets the wing]
Jeremie: Like this heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little ol' number designed by me...
[Jeremie kicks the wing, which is shot out of the air by the level 1 Sentry Gun.]
Jeremie: ...Built by me...
[The level 1 Sentry Gun shoots a Kankrelat. The Kill Counter clicks up to 215.]
Jeremie: ...and you'd best hope... not pointed at you.
[The camera zooms out from Jeremie as his Sentry Guns continue to devastate the attackers. It is revealed that Jeremie's truck is crammed full of X.A.N.A. Intelligence, and that his "campfire" is in fact the burning body of a Manta.]
[Various screams]
[Jeremie's guitar sounds blend into the ambiance, before the piece ends with the "A World Without Danger" ending flourish.]