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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I HAD A WHOLE LONG DESCRIPTION BUT IT DIDN'T SAVE. WHY?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I had a dream of an RPG. Gather friends. Escape Bad guy and a clown boss. "We forgot Teagan!" As we escape. Hilarious irony. Rescue mission to warehouse. Avoid FREAKING SYRINGES FULL OF NAP JUICE. Party member knocks cardboard cutout of display. Business guy of bad guy sez "You really couldn't afford to make real milkshakes?". We save the day and won the game. The end.

This is PartyMember1. He fakes cheerfulness because nobody likes a portable tutorial for a party member and knows his existence is meaningless but continues to guide anyway cuz code. PM1 meets human from RL who gets sucked into the game and is not dead from the player killing him off via betrayal cuz she actually cares about him (screw the game. Gurl be making her own rules) so he appreciates his existence for the first time. Frantic frog noises when nervous. Real name Fribbot. Likes stuffing his face with metal food especially macaroons (boi has built in taste sensors so he knows what they are suppose to taste like real)

Abilities: cheeks make inflatable balloons that provide flight and not dying in water while also making him cute when he puffs them out in frustration, very intelligent, capable of developing squishy human feelings, something expendable, antennae good for fishing, picking up signals or eavesdropping, speakers emit boing sounds every time he jump good with dem springy arms, 100% swimming, maximum ribbot

I wanted a frog even tho he wasn't a froglike robot in my dream. ._. Don't care. He is mine.

Description
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I HAD A WHOLE LONG DESCRIPTION BUT IT DIDN'T SAVE. WHY?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I had a dream of an RPG. Gather friends. Escape Bad guy and a clown boss. "We forgot Teagan!" As we escape. Hilarious irony. Rescue mission to warehouse. Avoid FREAKING SYRINGES FULL OF NAP JUICE. Party member knocks cardboard cutout of display. Business guy of bad guy sez "You really couldn't afford to make real milkshakes?". We save the day and won the game. The end.

This is PartyMember1. He fakes cheerfulness because nobody likes a portable tutorial for a party member and knows his existence is meaningless but continues to guide anyway cuz code. PM1 meets human from RL who gets sucked into the game and is not dead from the player killing him off via betrayal cuz she actually cares about him (screw the game. Gurl be making her own rules) so he appreciates his existence for the first time. Frantic frog noises when nervous. Real name Fribbot. Likes stuffing his face with metal food especially macaroons (boi has built in taste sensors so he knows what they are suppose to taste like real)

Abilities: cheeks make inflatable balloons that provide flight and not dying in water while also making him cute when he puffs them out in frustration, very intelligent, capable of developing squishy human feelings, something expendable, antennae good for fishing, picking up signals or eavesdropping, speakers emit boing sounds every time he jump good with dem springy arms, 100% swimming, maximum ribbot

I wanted a frog even tho he wasn't a froglike robot in my dream. ._. Don't care. He is mine.