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Inflat-a-Toad — Easter Fools!
Published: 2018-04-02 02:32:42 +0000 UTC; Views: 14540; Favourites: 4; Downloads: 0
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Today is a big day. It’s two holidays mixed into one. Like a Chimera project mixing two different species, except they are holidays. Gold Toad stands proudly on his podium.
Gold Toad: Today is going to be special; it’s April Fools and Easter, all rolled into one. We have a very special game brought to us today. It’s an Easter Egg hunt! With an obstacle course rigged with pranks of various purposes! Here are your searchers:
Toadette
Princess Daisy
Numbah 3, aka Kuki Sanban
Wendy Testaburger
Kitty Ko
Lucy Van Pelt
Ness
Lucas
Kumatora
Paula
Nana and Popo
Sandy Cheeks
Coco Bandicoot
Isabella Garcia-Sharpiro
Smurfette
Bubbles
Frida Suarez
Phoebe Heyerdahl
Cream the Rabbit
Haley Long
Babs Bunny
Lisa Simpson
Amy Wong
Little Suzy
Lola Caricola
Reggie Rocket
Enid
Dendy
Coop Burtonburger
Millie Burtonburger
Wacky Jackie Wackerman
The selected stood in front of the podium.
Gold Toad: Boys and girls, this scavenger hunt will be a very popular game of your existence. This is how the rules go. This free-for-all hunt will contain hundreds, literally hundreds of Easter Eggs, painted in the form of countless characters of the media. Whoever collects the most eggs, is obviously the winner. Everyone will be wearing bunny suits which fits all.
Enid: I guess it’ll do.
Bubbles: Yay! I love bunnies!
Coop: Who doesn’t?
Kumatora: Bunny suit? Really? That does not clash with my characteristics.
Kumatora discarded her suit.
Gold Toad: But if you don’t wear it, you gonna get the disqualification of a lifetime, which is the full name of the penalty.
Kumatora: Ha! I can handle an ultimate death of a lifetime.
Gold Toad: Your loss.
Gold Toad plugged a hose into the collar of Kumatora’s hoodie. She felt chocolate oozing down and she cringed.
Kumatora: Hey, that’s so cold!
Gold Toad: It’s a price to pay for early dismissal. But if you really want toughen up...
Gold Toad turned the pressure up to a very high setting and chocolate flooded Kumatora’s hoodie to the point of absolute sogginess. Her hoodie filled up immensely.
Kumatora: Okay, stop! I’ll play! I’ll play! It’s so freezing!
Gold Toad: Thought you never succumbed...
Gold Toad turned off the chocolate flow and took the hose out. He put the bunny suit on Kumatora and it fits really well surprisingly.
Kumatora: I look ridiculous.
Gold Toad: Let that be a lesson to you. For your sake you better win if you want to keep your self-esteem intact.
Every contestant is now wearing their bunny suit.
Gold Toad: When I give the signal, hop to it, because it’s the only way to save time. Plus, it’s faster.
Gold Toad took a balloon into his pants and used a bike pump to pump it up.
Gold Toad: Ready?
As the contestants took their mark, the balloon in Gold Toad’s pants inflated further.
Gold Toad: Set...
Gold Toad’s pants felt the balloon hit critical mass before it finally exploded.
Gold Toad: Go!
Everyone hopped away to find and collect Easter Eggs. Following Toadette, she just found two eggs.
Toadette: That’s two!
After collecting the eggs, an anvil is falling from the sky and Toadette just barely avoid it.
Toadette: Phew! That was close.
She then got hit by a pie in the face.
Toadette: Well, at least it’s a tasty prank.
Smurfette, despite her really small size was able to find an Easter Egg.
Smurfette: Oh, it’s too big. How will I smurf it if I have to collect the most?
A spring trap sprang her away, land to where there are 50 more Easter Eggs.
Smurfette: Oh, it’s a smurf-mine!
As Smurfette collected the eggs, Enid went to see Dendy collecting an egg.
Enid: Wait for it...
Dendy: I am sensing that a trap is going to take place.
Suddenly a trap sends a giant seltzer bottle that sprayed her away and Enid is charging in when the prank is focusing on Dendy. She collected the egg.
Enid: Yes! Another one for me.
Meanwhile, Numbah 3 is finding Easter Eggs and stuffing them in her costume rather than her basket.
Numbah 3: La la la la la la la la...
A prank has thrown water balloons to which Numbah 3 dodged with grace, and then she triggers another trap, which throws ketchup and mustard balloons at her, to which she gets pelted with grace.
Numbah 3: (giggles) I’m a hot dog bunny.
Isabella and Kitty are looking for an egg at the same spot, but triggered a trap which thrown rubber chickens at them, giving them a spanking.
This gave the opportunity for Lucy Van Pelt to snatch the egg.
Lucy: Ha, ha! Suckers!
Afterwards, she tripped on a line and fell into a bathtubs of maple syrup. She got caught in the stickiness.
Lucy: (grunts) Good grief!
Meanwhile, Daisy collected a bunch of eggs and was looking to snatch another one when she got whacked by a wrecking ball. But it’s not just a regular ball, it’s Nana, who got pranked by an air tank by Popo, his own brother.
Nana: Well worry the betrayal.
Popo: Yep.
Also, Ness and Lucas were tied up by Millie and got their eggs stolen.
Millie: April Fools! (Giggles)
Lucas: Still think Paula’s a sneaky one?
Speaking of Paula, she then got flattened by a giant flyswatter.
Paula: Ouch.
And finally, Phoebe Heyerdahl and Sandy Cheeks got pranked via a pie in the face.
Phoebe: It’s actually quite clever.
Sandy: Too clever...
As for Kumatora, she hasn’t even moved since the start, because of her weight problem of the suit.
Kumatora: (grunts) Come on, you stupid suit. Be mobile!
After a while, all the eggs are collected and everyone is racing to the podium.
Numbah 3: I’m going to win!
Kitty Ko: No, I will!
Smurfette: Don’t smurf me now!
Lucy: I’m coming!
All of a sudden, everyone got tangled up and lost their eggs. They all flew up and landed on Kumatora without getting cracked open.
Gold Toad: We have our winner! KUMATORA!!!
Kumatora: Wow! I never thought I actually got it going.
Gold Toad: Well, you do now. Here’s your reward! All the chocolate!
Kumatora: Yeah!
Just then, Kumatora felt a hose enter her sleeves and her pant legs of her bunny suit.
Kumatora: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!!
Gold Toad: That’s your prize. Take or leave it.
Kumatora watched in humiliation as her suit bellowed out with chocolate to huge sizes. Already the suit is leaking, and it’s not full yet.
Gold Toad: Alright everyone, let’s have a great big Easter dinner!
Everyone but Kumatora: Yay!
Kumatora: Hello? Anyone? Why must I suffer this even if I won?!
After a while, her suit got too big and exploded, sending a mess of chocolate all over.
Kumatora: (sighs) At least I’m out of this embarrassing suit.
A bear went face to face with her.
Bear: You the wise guy that stole all my chocolate?
Kumatora: Seriously? I don’t make the rules, I follow them you stupid son of a b- ooof!
The bear pounded her down with just one closed fist.
Kumatora: It’s on the house. I mean you did win that contest.
The bear walked away from the scene with Kumatora flattened like a pancake.
Everyone but Kumatora: APRIL FOOLS!
Everyone laughed at Kumatora, who is steaming mad at the outcome.
Enid: Now THAT’S comedy. (Laughs)
The end
