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InfraredMoth — A Random Scottish Fanfic Chapter 1
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Published: 2015-08-20 02:55:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 1607; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 0
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“It is imperative that you begin your story with several thought-provoking quotes. This proves to your audience that your masterpiece is substantive, insightful, and hard core.”
-Michael Crichton, Daddy of the Techno-Thriller
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“You think reading a bad fanfic sucks? Try BEING IN a bad fanfic! If you aren’t the Mary Sue, you’re gonna be scarred for life!”
-Excerpt from the 24th conference of the Fictional Character Association of Mental Health
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It had been a long tedious work week for and Lionheart. he went home all depressed and stuff. he went to his room and decided I want to have a really nice day weekend so I'm going to call dad is mother.
he looked at his desk and the pile of discs on top of it. (Shift)he had been watching MLP DVDs but this did not say she ate his desire for something meaningful in his life
He thought about all the people he would like to have sex with but he couldn't think of anyone random enough, but then he remember. who were the most random people he knew? he decided to call up his sexiest randomest Scottish peeps that he knew.....
LIONHEARTTTT, ROFLPAULLL, ÜND MANGOOO!!!!!!!!!
Lionheart picked up his cruddy Motorola. then he had an idea , he downloaded an app that turned his phone into a sexy new Android iPhone. (exclamation exclamation exclamation)
"Heeeell yeah." He sayd
but then the Apple laughed at him and his pitiful mortal attempts to obtain nice things. it's deleted system 32 and turned his phone back into a piece of doo doo.
"whatever" he said, dialing his bootybuddies.
