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                                                      “I am probably a pseudo-intellectual.”
                                                                                                    -Craig Ferguson

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The pwnt twins join back into one withering mass....
Suffenly IT tried to GROW AGAIN!!! b4 Lionheart, PuB, Manno, and RoflPaul gave it DA FINGER!!
... IT shrank until IT only was A Rhumbra once more.

“There you are! -__-'
Brock Obama strode in on his stallion. He was strung up like Stradivari.
“I said I told you to keep hold of that rumbra! It gets upset and acts out and makes such messes when none looks after it! 'o' ”
“OK We sorry” said our Tartan Team of Scottish Trustees. The gave back him the naughty Rhumbra”
"Can I ask a personal query?" Asked Maπgo.
"Ask away, my child!" Said Obama-llama with the purring Rhumbra.
"Isn't it exceedingly dangerous to leave advanced weaponry in the hands of government officials with little to no practical knowledge of the science behind it, especially when they regard the value of human life as a mere talking point for their next speech?" Asked Maπgo.
"$audi Arabia, UAE, and Pakistan get along just fine without decent science education, and I believe it's important that we share notes with our allies. ^*^" Answered Obama.
"Isn't it also incredibly stupid for the USA to outspend the rest of the world in paying for the research projects of multi-national defence companies, considering that they have no qualms about selling US tax-funded hardware designs to US rivaling governments?" Asked Lionheart.
"Well, as long as no one else gets nuclear weapons, we're satisfied. ^-^" said Obama.
"Lastly, isn't it a short-sighted-gamble for the USA to throw money and resources at various countries and military factions, many of which have differing or even hostile interests to the US, all in a misguided attempt to police the world that is doomed to end in bankruptcy?" Said ROFLPaul.
"It works with Israel, and it used to work with Iraq a few decades ago, back when Saddam was a team playuh! -_-" Said Obama, getting agitated.
"But-" said one of the Sottish Guys.
"That's enuff shoe-horned-in polical commentarry.' Interupptrd the Prez. " Let me ask YOU a question: Did ya vote for me???"
"No." Said our Scottish Hero's. "We're Scottish. We're from Scotland."
"Then I don't have to listen to what ju say. " said the Obama. Obama tunred away from our Hero's, then turned into Ahnold. He came to Ahnold."
"Goodby, my esteamed colleaque! ^_^" said Obama
"Get to da choppah. ^_^" said Ahnold
And Obama-sama got in da choppah. '''I need 2 get back two the USA,USAP! It's time for me and my Congress Bros to rigg the next Presidential Eructation for Charlie Sheen. And may God bless tha Jnited States of Amurica!"
"Wurd up, Obeezy!" Said God
The Prez flu away, but little did he know ,.........,..,...:........
DAT THE RHUMBRAQQ WAZ ESCAPIN HIS POCKET!! IT dropped frum the Airforce 0ne and schwooped into...,....,.,.........:.... Ahnold's HAND!
“Hurry,” Arno sad horridly, “Ifjju wanna save the worldU must be swifter than Taylor Swift!”
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“But I fought we already saved da wurld, groaned Pontoon gnome Billy, “w/o so much as a medal or a hand/penis shake from Angie Jolie”
“The rumbra was only the beginning... B-l” corrected Arnie Swarzi
“I am a harmless little rhumbra. ^ - ^ ” said the Rhumbra sweetly
“The fanfic is the TRUE THREA'T” Ahnold gambited in his sexy ethnic voice
“Once this fanfic is transmitted on the World Wide Web, it will insight MAD... starting with South Korea's last Taepodong will chain reaction into complete nuclear holocaust....”
“Den hows about we waltz into South Korea and show dat man-child Kum Jung Un a different “type o dong!!?!” RoflPaul said engagingly
“Sour Korea will sustain heavy fallut, u would not survive.” TAhnold stopped him ezily wiff hiz biceps. “The mor logicul strategm is to kill da source...” he pointed over the hill @ Sicily...” Right ovah there”
“How doo you know!” asked Marlo nerfishly
Harold poinked again. Now they noticed all da dark energy swirling around Sicily, the kind that kan only be conjered by the evilist and gayest of fanfic forgers.
1...2...3...4.... our scottish crusaders chanted, CHAAARGE!!!” They charged.
!!!!
Ahrnold followed smugly, his smiling Rhumbra in hand, fully content with the artful progression of their legerdemain.

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                                                      “I am probably a pseudo-intellectual.”
                                                                                                    -Craig Ferguson

.--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--.
/ .. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \.. \ \ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/ / \/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\//\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ \/ / /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ `' /`' /`' /`' /`' /`' /`' /`' /`' /`' /`' /`' /`' / \/ /\ / /\ \/`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`-'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`\ \/\ \ \ \/\ \.--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--..--./\ \/ /
\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ / / /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\/ /\ / /\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \ \ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\`'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'\ `'/ / `--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--'`--
The pwnt twins join back into one withering mass....
Suffenly IT tried to GROW AGAIN!!! b4 Lionheart, PuB, Manno, and RoflPaul gave it DA FINGER!!
... IT shrank until IT only was A Rhumbra once more.

“There you are! -__-'
Brock Obama strode in on his stallion. He was strung up like Stradivari.
“I said I told you to keep hold of that rumbra! It gets upset and acts out and makes such messes when none looks after it! 'o' ”
“OK We sorry” said our Tartan Team of Scottish Trustees. The gave back him the naughty Rhumbra”
"Can I ask a personal query?" Asked Maπgo.
"Ask away, my child!" Said Obama-llama with the purring Rhumbra.
"Isn't it exceedingly dangerous to leave advanced weaponry in the hands of government officials with little to no practical knowledge of the science behind it, especially when they regard the value of human life as a mere talking point for their next speech?" Asked Maπgo.
"$audi Arabia, UAE, and Pakistan get along just fine without decent science education, and I believe it's important that we share notes with our allies. ^*^" Answered Obama.
"Isn't it also incredibly stupid for the USA to outspend the rest of the world in paying for the research projects of multi-national defence companies, considering that they have no qualms about selling US tax-funded hardware designs to US rivaling governments?" Asked Lionheart.
"Well, as long as no one else gets nuclear weapons, we're satisfied. ^-^" said Obama.
"Lastly, isn't it a short-sighted-gamble for the USA to throw money and resources at various countries and military factions, many of which have differing or even hostile interests to the US, all in a misguided attempt to police the world that is doomed to end in bankruptcy?" Said ROFLPaul.
"It works with Israel, and it used to work with Iraq a few decades ago, back when Saddam was a team playuh! -_-" Said Obama, getting agitated.
"But-" said one of the Sottish Guys.
"That's enuff shoe-horned-in polical commentarry.' Interupptrd the Prez. " Let me ask YOU a question: Did ya vote for me???"
"No." Said our Scottish Hero's. "We're Scottish. We're from Scotland."
"Then I don't have to listen to what ju say. " said the Obama. Obama tunred away from our Hero's, then turned into Ahnold. He came to Ahnold."
"Goodby, my esteamed colleaque! ^_^" said Obama
"Get to da choppah. ^_^" said Ahnold
And Obama-sama got in da choppah. '''I need 2 get back two the USA,USAP! It's time for me and my Congress Bros to rigg the next Presidential Eructation for Charlie Sheen. And may God bless tha Jnited States of Amurica!"
"Wurd up, Obeezy!" Said God
The Prez flu away, but little did he know ,.........,..,...:........
DAT THE RHUMBRAQQ WAZ ESCAPIN HIS POCKET!! IT dropped frum the Airforce 0ne and schwooped into...,....,.,.........:.... Ahnold's HAND!
“Hurry,” Arno sad horridly, “Ifjju wanna save the worldU must be swifter than Taylor Swift!”
                                                               .--..--.                                                             / .. \.. \                                                             \ \/\ \/ / \/ /\/ / / /\/ /\ / /\ \/) \ \ `'\ `' / `--'`--'
“But I fought we already saved da wurld, groaned Pontoon gnome Billy, “w/o so much as a medal or a hand/penis shake from Angie Jolie”
“The rumbra was only the beginning... B-l” corrected Arnie Swarzi
“I am a harmless little rhumbra. ^ - ^ ” said the Rhumbra sweetly
“The fanfic is the TRUE THREA'T” Ahnold gambited in his sexy ethnic voice
“Once this fanfic is transmitted on the World Wide Web, it will insight MAD... starting with South Korea's last Taepodong will chain reaction into complete nuclear holocaust....”
“Den hows about we waltz into South Korea and show dat man-child Kum Jung Un a different “type o dong!!?!” RoflPaul said engagingly
“Sour Korea will sustain heavy fallut, u would not survive.” TAhnold stopped him ezily wiff hiz biceps. “The mor logicul strategm is to kill da source...” he pointed over the hill @ Sicily...” Right ovah there”
“How doo you know!” asked Marlo nerfishly
Harold poinked again. Now they noticed all da dark energy swirling around Sicily, the kind that kan only be conjered by the evilist and gayest of fanfic forgers.
1...2...3...4.... our scottish crusaders chanted, CHAAARGE!!!” They charged.
!!!!
Ahrnold followed smugly, his smiling Rhumbra in hand, fully content with the artful progression of their legerdemain.