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“Curiouser and curiouser.”
- Alice, Tumbling Down The Rabbit's Hole

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RoflPaul roflpulled on Lionhart's tail. "hay stop here, man, I gotta take a wiz.
"Fat 'll be 50 pounds for bus fare" knickered Ponyheart.
""No I don't fink so. "
But its only fair"!
Life's not fare. So Roflpaul went. He went into the gas statin baffroom.
He stood a t the mirror n wisked his long shouder length har and opened his emeerald eyes. HE immedatly regretted it. Da hair had touche the sink n got all gunked and gross.
“Ah. “ e said paniked. he backd away n tript over a pyrmid of cockroches da size of a frog and fell into the toilet. The inside smellt of DEATH.

and poop.

RoflPaul tres to clamor up da side but it wuz 2 slippry w/ butt slime. He slid in-X-orably toward the bottom of the toilet bowel. He plunged into the nocturnal nest of nastiness. And... he began to sink.
Down.
Down.
Down.
10 ft down, 20 ft, 9000 FEET!!!
Oh No. he taught. One more ' into this septic sludge saucer and he would be done for!
Butt... then he remembered... He had entered this horrible bathroom with a a bladder full to bursting. And now he wuld harness this power to escape.
"Burst! Burst! Tiem 2 make dis bladder BURST!" he rapped giving his urine the courage to be gangsta as shite.
RoflPaul shot upwrd liek a bottle rokket. he could c the circle of life above him getting bigger and biffer. Everyfing would be okay...
But then... something strted to block the lite. It was like an eclipse. Someone or someth;ing was closing the lid!

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!2!!!!" He yelled. RoglePaul looked down at his dong boosters. Her was running out fo piss. He could already feel himself loosing momentum. Cud he hit the lid hard enuff. He doubted he could make it in tim. This waz bad...... ...but not as bad as the book ECxlipse.
Butt then he saw who it was closing the lid... Samara from fhae RING!
SCREw u !!!{!!! RoflPaul smacked her overrated face. His fingers closed on the edged of the tiolet. He jumpered down n looked aruond. Samara as nowhere to be found. Maybe the cork roaches had eaten her, or maypee she just realised she was in the boyz room.

He lookd down at himslef, slimy n smelly, couldn't finish up his date like this. He went back 2 tha sink and activated the soap disponder. A myriapod splomped out into his hand.
Figures, he said. But the thoughtful clock roaches gave him sum Axe Shamoo.
Woauh how thoughtful of you, said RoflPaul. And after several hrs of washing he finally came out.

Took ye long enuff" Mongolia sniped.
Did ya fall in or wut? " neighs Lionheart?
*uck You. sayed RofledPaul, not ROFLing 1 bit.

So they went.