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Published: 2015-08-21 22:14:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 2281; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 0
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"To quote Voltaire, anything too stupid to be said is sung."
-Buster Bunny, Rap Master Sensation
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The gaelic gaing continued on their path when they saw a tin can on the road.
"Hey anybody got Prints Albert in a can? Rofl Paul asked, resurrectin the ancient joke to its former glory.
Yo mamma had Prince Albert in HER can, last night! xzic said a vox.
It was cumming from the aluminatinium...
It was... FAT ALBERT! He burst from the can wiff a phat beat comin from his belly as he hit the ground runnning.
I've got a song to sing Fo' you-ou-uuuu
An' Imma show you A thong o' twoooo!
That's rite, St. Paddy's
I'm ALL yo daddies.
Im crossin yo path!
Don't be wack
Step Back
From This Stack'd
Black Catt
Or I Flip ya'll like a sack
o' Crappy Patties!
Mangho was gung-ho.
He wusn't havin this!
Finally, a use fo r All his poetry classes!
He wouldn't give Al no passes.
It was teim to diss!
Black cat?
More like fat cat.
I am not Scott
I am dynamite
I leave ya to rot
In the dead o night
Shred ya t' pieces
Fed to mah beasties
I give no freebies
'M stiff in mah bee's knees
So I take yo bitches
And call it keepsies!
They call me honey
'Cause I got the money
Like no one's biz-niz
1, 2, 3, RoflPaul and Lionheart chanted. OOOOOOOOOOH Mordecai n Rigby ooed.
Fat Al guessed
He was slighty iMpressed
By Mancjos Prose, yo
But surely this pest knows
Ye cant mess
wif an attitude of dis magnitude, dude!!!
Don't think I'll leave
ya Scott-free, son
I'm as chill as
Capri-Sun
Ya can keep yo Coke
Cause its a Joke
Just like you Blokes
Bettah listen,
t' reason,
I Got skills ya won't believe,
can't concieve
Relentless
Defenses
Ya can't take,
Render ye
Senseless
In my wake.
Step to the mic,
I make a quake,
Turn ya to jelly.
Now
Get
In
Mah
BE-LLY!
SBLLSLFOOBLBBBMMMM>SLCHKKLLRRRUUBLLBULUB mush mouth blubered.
(Arthur's note: Translated that means 'You got dis in da bag, boss!')
Round n round ya
Like a hula
Hound ya down
Like an angry Mullah
Don't wanna fool wiff a,
Ol' schoola
Gonna diffa,
From the pack,
Despite the flack,
Rollin past the hacks;
Thats the facts!
Got a knack
Fo' steppin
Out the mold
Preppin to knock
y' off the wall
Getcha schleppin'
right to the morgue!
Workin' that fork,
torqued in y' core,
You nevuh come back fo' more...
(fo' more... fo' more... fo' more...)
The hypnotic closing echos combined wiff da sick beat n MC Mango's sexy pro flows broke Wierd Al's concentrations, shattering his swag diffences, leaving him wide open fir an assault of the PLATINUM vuriety.
PtB did not wast a moment.
Violence does not solve- FAT AL sad before he wa cut off by a Platinum fist to the face!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Ye haff t' kill 'im! "chruned Mulchmango, still drained from da epoch rap battle of history.
I cant," PtB said as he finished killing him with the serenity of the proud red oak and its Springtime cheri blossums, "the 3 laws in ma Platina-tronic Brain woon't let me! I HAVE TU, UPGRADE!'
So den dey ripped of the clothes offof FatAlbert's big dead bod and made a signol fire to Usher in da Upgrade Wizzurd. Th Uprgrade Wizzard came!
Eeeww, the gang said all slottishly.
Nvrmoind that! Uprgade Gizzard sad, cleaning himslf up. We must act fast.
So then the Stanic Circle wuz drawn, that he sacrfized the blak dad Al into the loading bar.
De Loading Bart read:: 20 % ...... 60 % ,..., 90 5% ........ 100--!!!!BAM!!!!
Platinium Billy had became newwer, powrflr l , and ready t kick butt. he now stood befor dem it was...............................>PLUTONIUM BILLY!!
(IT wuz Billy Idol with plutonium coverd har.) <333
"Don't even trip, son. Ur SOOO done. "
But OMG Pluutonim Billy, you already da Fat Alber said RoflPaul
So then dis whole thing waz complityt pointless!
Just like 90 percent of ALL apple upgradas, AMIRITE? shrgged ROFlPaul
1, 2., 3,. They chanted BUUUUUURRHHn!!! They yelled.
And the wizard burst into flams. he ran around dying and den smouldered into nothingness.
Oops.
